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28 minutes ago, MrA said:

 

Do you go to the same supermarket alot ? 

 

I do because I live in a small ish town at the moment 

 

And I noticed that all the same staff that work there are still there 

 

If this was ever a real.pandemic of deadly proportions the staff at those places would have been dropping like flies because they see everyone in town

 

Im thinking of spending a week or two eating just beans and then.going out shopping alot 

 

To prove the plexi glass isnt doing anything at all 

 

Smell that ? That just went righ around the.plexi glass

 

 

 

 

This is a job for Fart Man.

 

 

...that's right. I made a fart joke.

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19 minutes ago, KingKitty said:

Ironically enough, I was just now listening to the DEVO song, "Patterns". Simple, but very apt lyrics regarding this and the current race issue in the US.

You ever seen watched or listened to Cardiacs? If you say yes a new thread is warranted. Devo. Genius. 

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8 minutes ago, EnigmaticWorld said:

 

Oh I'm just talking about anyone nuking me to put me out of my misery, not necessarily someone specific.

 

China could be raised to be the pariah though, although I think it will be the East that ends up triumphant. Belt and Road being the future and all.

 

There's so many agendas at play, it's hard to know the reasons behind everything.  I'm sure the shaming of China has world social/political implications, but it also gives validity to the fake story that a new deadly Corona virus started in China and spread out of control because China is corrupt.  Something must be real if you have someone to blame it on, right?

 

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5 minutes ago, MrA said:

 

I bet you can still get a good whiff through a paper mask as well

Excellent point. If a mere, humble fart can elude the vigilant protector of viral spores, Mighty Mask, what hope does it have against an evil master mind like The Corona?

 

The Corana is cunning, always two steps ahead, always changing, morphing. The fart? Well, though it is not politically correct to say, farts are retarded.

 

Note: If I've offended any retarded farts out there, sorry. ??

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15 minutes ago, EnigmaticWorld said:

 

China could be raised to be the pariah though, although I think it will be the East that ends up triumphant. Belt and Road being the future and all.

 

I saw a piece yesterday that describes how in 2017 the Canadian govt signed an agreement with China that it can deploy its own troops on Canadian soil to protect its financial assets and it doesnt have to notify or work with local.law enforcement 

 

So yeh I think unless things take a drastic turn we can look forward to some hong kong phooey

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Just now, KingKitty said:

Excellent point. If a mere, humble fart can elude the vigilant protector of viral spores, Mighty Mask, what hope does it have against an evil master mind like The Corona?

 

The Corana is cunning, always two steps ahead, always changing, morphing. The fart? Well, though it is not politically correct to say, farts are retarded.

 

Note: If I've offended any retarded farts out there, sorry. ??

 

The way things go around here there will be a BBC story within a week explaining how coronavirus does not transmit via farts 

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Just now, MrA said:

 

I saw a piece yesterday that describes how in 2017 the Canadian govt signed an agreement with China that it can deploy its own troops on Canadian soil to protect its financial assets and it doesnt have to notify or work with local.law enforcement 

 

So yeh I think unless things take a drastic turn we can look forward to some hong kong phooey

Wow, good bit of news, there. Wonder if anything similar here in the States? I guess they could deploy troops in Hollywoodland? Starring Matt Damon.

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28 minutes ago, Tinfoil Hat said:

I hate to tempt fate - I almost daren't even say it. What's the bet there's 'coincidentally' a racially sensitive atrocity on the cards for the UK in the very near future? Or an escalation of what's going on in Barrow perhaps. 

 

Labour is packed with racially sensitive atrocities and nobody bats an eye

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3 minutes ago, KingKitty said:

They might quote me!

 

They will if you say its only jewish farts that can carry the virus 

 

*edit* apologies to the jewish people on the forum but you know im.right :p

 

 

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24 minutes ago, MrA said:

 

I think China is raised as the next global pariah 

 

Icke and others have been saying that for awhile as well 

 

Its an odd moment to realize history sometimes repeats itself not through mistake but through malice

 

Build them up to knock them down 

 

Move operations rinse and repeat 

 

They are running out of suckers though.....

 

 

 

John Pilger's documentary from 2015.

 

 

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8 hours ago, Noctua said:

 

 

Absolutely spot on.  Totally agree.

 

 

If they ever make it compulsory here, I am going to write "I'd rather be wearing a tinfoil hat" on mine.

Stay home SHAME protect the nhsTECH save lives SLAVES 

Also Corona virus is actually carnivorous

SAVIOUR is VIRUS AO this is the Jesus ao Messiah

 and bill and   Melinda gates Foundation BILL IS GOD BGTF BGLTF LGBTF fbeing fakesbfags or formless

qman is the first trillionaire and it's a race between bill gates every health service is subservient to Microsoft or Jeff bezos the one and last remaing amazonian a woman

Quran is a queerman

Covid 19 covid ig ic god vi I c 6 God

 

It's getting to the spies and nobheads bezos is Nob es I just got attacked again by a nobheads in asda usedvto their bullshit but this was funny. A grown man telling me I'm an idiot because I wasn't following the arrows around asda very disrespectful he said because I went around an aisle twice

I then walked down every aisle following the arrows and  made the whole store know who he was.

And what the intent is money men are getting very angry it's not going as planned

If I was a mother with kids and he wsin the store is probably throw something at him this is all sheep manipulation and as a parent I'd want in get what I need and out again 

This idiot  he called me that so it's reciprocated clearly wanted an audience

But it's kettling and corralling and in despair and complete empynwss people spend more and that includes up the aisle down the aisle yes yes sir three bags full

If he was in Glasgow he'd be given a sassenachs slice across his pretty little neck

The funny thing is there was two women clearly sniggering they are brewing for a fight

I guess they are serving suggestions for idiots his words to have a brawl because he has to follow wthe arrows and I refuse to be corralled

Go on a March be corralled and intimidated by police nobheads and then tell me I'm disrespectful

What a dick

Anyway back to our saviour is ao virus or a carnivorous beast.

 

 

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1 hour ago, MrA said:

 

Do you go to the same supermarket alot ? 

 

I do because I live in a small ish town at the moment 

 

And I noticed that all the same staff that work there are still there 

 

If this was ever a real.pandemic of deadly proportions the staff at those places would have been dropping like flies because they see everyone in town

 

Im thinking of spending a week or two eating just beans and then.going out shopping alot 

 

To prove the plexi glass isnt doing anything at all 

 

Smell that ? That just went righ around the.plexi glass

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, same supermarket I usually shop in.  First time with no queues.  The person in front of me actually hesitated at the door and asked a man in hi-viz if it was okay to go in.  FFS.

But yeah, you make a good point about seeing the same faces.  My cousin works at another supermarket (a very well known one in the UK) and there haven't been any cases/sick leave, nothing in the last 9 weeks.  They are taking on staff in fact.  And they deal with the mask-wearing public every day.  You'd expect at least one to want to take a mental health day and rest a little.  But seriously, no, no covid.  Infact, she's a chronic smoker and jokes about her cough with the people she is cashing groceries for.  Some see the funny side.  Some do not.

 

32 minutes ago, KingKitty said:

They might quote me!

 

If they do, they'll say it was from Reddit or Mumsnet :classic_biggrin:  No way they'll say it was Social.DavidIcke.com 

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Van Jones is helping

 

https://twitter.com/NationalistTV/status/1266430216836186112

 

" every white person has a virus in their.brain that can be activated " 

 

" its too.late to be innocent " 

 

Apparently Van Jones wants a race war

 

He said so on CNN

 

Is this also.the new normal ?

 

Imagine if I went on CNN.and said 

 

" all black.people need to take responsibility for the actions of Bill Cosby " 

 

*edit.*.bollocks.wrong thread

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1 hour ago, MrA said:

 

I saw a piece yesterday that describes how in 2017 the Canadian govt signed an agreement with China that it can deploy its own troops on Canadian soil to protect its financial assets and it doesnt have to notify or work with local.law enforcement 

 

So yeh I think unless things take a drastic turn we can look forward to some hong kong phooey

 

I believe something similar has been done with the US as well.

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