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1 hour ago, LastOneLeftInTheCounty said:

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To be fair, they also spent many many hours queueing outside Tesco for no reason at all.

 

The most bizarre thing to me in the most bizarre time in possibly human history, was the toilet paper panic. If there one thing I'm not short of , it's things that can be repurposed to wipe shit of my arse

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8 hours ago, lobster said:

The most bizarre thing to me in the most bizarre time in possibly human history, was the toilet paper panic.

I agree - (we didn't have that here at all) but the UK and Australia stick in my mind as being totally ridiculous - no food = no pooing going on but I've come to the idea that a large majority of people have absolutely NO BLOODY IDEA how the body works🤢

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10 hours ago, lobster said:

To be fair, they also spent many many hours queueing outside Tesco for no reason at all.

 

The most bizarre thing to me in the most bizarre time in possibly human history, was the toilet paper panic. If there one thing I'm not short of , it's things that can be repurposed to wipe shit of my arse

Give me some examples

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2 hours ago, lobster said:

Socks

Gross.

 

This reminds me of when I was a kid, my sister had been round to her mates house, and according to her in their family’s bathroom there were an assortment of shit stained towels hung up, Apparantly all they used to wipe their behinds were perfectly good bath towels.


Really gross. 

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1 minute ago, LastOneLeftInTheCounty said:

Gross.

 

This reminds me of when I was a kid, my sister had been round to her mates house, and according to her in their family’s bathroom there were an assortment of shit stained towels hung up, Apparantly all they used to wipe their behinds were perfectly good bath towels.


Really gross. 

You don't wear the socks again till they have been through the washing machines, 

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2 minutes ago, LastOneLeftInTheCounty said:

Some people would.

Like Nip maybe? 

The obsession with toilet paper is a British thing, most cultures wash their arse in preference, and consider just smearing it round with a bit a tissue somewhat barbarian

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15 minutes ago, lobster said:

The obsession with toilet paper is a British thing, most cultures wash their arse in preference, and consider just smearing it round with a bit a tissue somewhat barbarian

I tend to wet the toilet paper for first couple of passes. Is this half barbarian?

 

I think Nips run off to daddy starmer to report me for hate speech.

I was only joking nip! Love you really! 

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12 minutes ago, LastOneLeftInTheCounty said:

I tend to wet the toilet paper for first couple of passes. Is this half barbarian?

 

I think Nips run off to daddy starmer to report me for hate speech.

I was only joking nip! Love you really! 

No. That just leaves bits of wet tissue infused with shit lying about, that's soggy barbarian

Now a wet sock !

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14 hours ago, lobster said:

To be fair, they also spent many many hours queueing outside Tesco for no reason at all.

 

The most bizarre thing to me in the most bizarre time in possibly human history, was the toilet paper panic. If there one thing I'm not short of , it's things that can be repurposed to wipe shit of my arse

Don't get me wrong it was insane NPC behaviour. But I did stock up on toilet rolls when the lockdown was over around 2023 time. Enigmaticworld did a good topic about toilet rolls and it's uses in regards to the holodomor famine. 

15 hours ago, LastOneLeftInTheCounty said:

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True. But again, kind of ironic I went out more during the lockdown. And now the NPC brain dead animals are about again I hardly leave my house. I know it's not healthy. I still go for walks in nature etc but living in greater london it's difficult to go out around here.

 

It wouldn't surprise me if hoards of them start dropping dead soon. My uncle for instance, I believe has had SIX jabs 😂. I'm really surprised his still alive. Don't get me wrong I hope I'm wrong. I wish no harm to the man, but I am surprised his still walking around. 

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4 minutes ago, Fluke said:

Don't get me wrong it was insane NPC behaviour. But I did stock up on toilet rolls when the lockdown was over around 2023 time. Enigmaticworld did a good topic about toilet rolls and it's uses in regards to the holodomor famine. 

True. But again, kind of ironic I went out more during the lockdown. And now the NPC brain dead animals are about again I hardly leave my house. I know it's not healthy. I still go for walks in nature etc but living in greater london it's difficult to go out around here.

 

It wouldn't surprise me if hoards of them start dropping dead soon. My uncle for instance, I believe has had SIX jabs 😂. I'm really surprised his still alive. Don't get me wrong I hope I'm wrong. I wish no harm to the man, but I am surprised his still walking around. 

Yes I’ve noticed, my olds and their partners are all fucked up, with new colds or flu every couple of weeks and new ‘infections’ emerging. 
 

I can’t help but think covid and the pandemic was cover for some kind of targeted mass covert poisoning, beginning 2020 all the way through to now. 

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46 minutes ago, Fluke said:

Don't get me wrong it was insane NPC behaviour. But I did stock up on toilet rolls when the lockdown was over around 2023 time. Enigmaticworld did a good topic about toilet rolls and it's uses in regards to the holodomor famine. 

True. But again, kind of ironic I went out more during the lockdown. And now the NPC brain dead animals are about again I hardly leave my house. I know it's not healthy. I still go for walks in nature etc but living in greater london it's difficult to go out around here.

 

It wouldn't surprise me if hoards of them start dropping dead soon. My uncle for instance, I believe has had SIX jabs 😂. I'm really surprised his still alive. Don't get me wrong I hope I'm wrong. I wish no harm to the man, but I am surprised his still walking around. 

No, il stick to socks. I do keep a stock of food, nothing wild by American preper standards. But 50 quid or so and I have enough to keep me going for a couple of months or four. plus you can more or less live on nettles and if there is one thing we aren't short of round here it's nettles. My local council ran a foraging course, best 3 quid I've ever spent

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36 minutes ago, LastOneLeftInTheCounty said:

Yes I’ve noticed, my olds and their partners are all fucked up, with new colds or flu every couple of weeks and new ‘infections’ emerging. 
 

I can’t help but think covid and the pandemic was cover for some kind of targeted mass covert poisoning, beginning 2020 all the way through to now.

I've given up telling them it was dangerous, it's pointless now they have had it and it makes them very indignant, I suspect a lot are beginning to suspect it so. But are not ready to admit it to themselves just yet

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