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High court Judges from Policy and Edicts Department Office of Security (PEDOS), have requested that the use of digital conferencing for trials, should be abolished and be replaced with a better system which would re-instate physical attendance for the next plandemic.
There concerns stem from the fact that the accused are not taking the Digtal conference systems seriously by defendants as indicated by their screen names, such as "FU_PEDOS", "U-wankers", "go_f_u_self", "Kiss-my_ASS69" etc. The PEDOS state "Apparently If these accused cannot take the court system seriously they may not Take Covid serious, unlike us who take destroying people lives very serious."
This new system proposed will reduced court proceeding cost as all trials will take nolonger than 45 mins before the accused reverse there plea to guilty or recieves a Final Solution verdict.
Opponents to this approach state "This is just a return to witch dunking, If the accussed suffocates then not guilty, if they confess to avoid death then you jail them."
PEDOS argues "What is wrong with that? If it works, use it and Covid have given us a great oppurtunity to get a efficient system in place were we can also help to solve the court back-log of cases and also the population problem.
Government Legal spokes person Fatima Arse (they/them) Stated "We like the idea and may consider mandating before we annonuce the next plandemic for all crimes concerning twitter Covid mis-information and any mis-imformation exposing government misdeed, Not that we have ever done any wrong ever. And when we get the ball rolling on next Plandemic, we will introduce it for all crime."
The Opposition Party Whip, Stated "We are against this Idea and the only way we would accept this is if the transparent bag was black and opaque."

 

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7 minutes ago, LastOneLeftInTheCounty said:

Bloody hell these millennials are completely f***ed 

 

Well, people like that are probably ngmi (not going to make it). We're not all like that though, but those of us that aren't total NPCs don't have the same platform, and we don't get boosted by shady algorithms.

 

I think TikTok is more damaging for females too. Unfortunately they're the ones that usually jump on these stupid TikTok bandwagons. Dance like every other girl on the platform and virtue signal while you're at it, that's mostly what I see on that platform. Straight up clone crap.

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9 minutes ago, EnigmaticWorld said:

 

Well, people like that are probably ngmi (not going to make it). We're not all like that though, but those of us that aren't total NPCs don't have the same platform, and we don't get boosted by shady algorithms.

 

I think TikTok is more damaging for females too. Unfortunately they're the ones that usually jump on these stupid TikTok bandwagons. Dance like every other girl on the platform and virtue signal while you're at it, that's mostly what I see on that platform. Straight up clone crap.

 

I am actually curious about how they are capable of earning a living or ...... is that it ?  Perhaps their parents sponsor them. Who knows.

 

Opps, off topic again, Must do better

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9 minutes ago, Nip said:

 

I am actually curious about how they are capable of earning a living or ...... is that it ?  Perhaps their parents sponsor them. Who knows.

 

Opps, off topic again, Must do better

Yep, that’s it. That video probably made her hundreds. Her OnlyFans videos might be better, netting a couple o grand a month. Oops

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26 minutes ago, EnigmaticWorld said:

 

Well, people like that are probably ngmi (not going to make it). We're not all like that though, but those of us that aren't total NPCs don't have the same platform, and we don't get boosted by shady algorithms.

 

I think TikTok is more damaging for females too. Unfortunately they're the ones that usually jump on these stupid TikTok bandwagons. Dance like every other girl on the platform and virtue signal while you're at it, that's mostly what I see on that platform. Straight up clone crap.

Let her promote the vaccine, deffo ngmi

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For a few seconds, after reading the headline, I actually thought he was referring to Ardern's abuse of New Zealand's people.

 

P.S. 'Dumbest Moment Of The Year' contender got in nice and early. 🙂

 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-64366087

 

'Jacinda Ardern abuse 'abhorrent', says incoming NZ PM Chris Hipkins.'

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2 hours ago, LastOneLeftInTheCounty said:

Bloody hell these millennials are completely f***ed 

 

Lemmingials?

 

Just a word that sprung into my mind after reading your post!

 

Not sure where it came from?

 

Shoved over a cliff with the great Attenborough playing Pied Piper?!

 

Sorry if I'm being a bit cryptic... Special Brew and spliffs...!

 

hiccup...

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7 minutes ago, wingwang said:

 

Lemmingials?

 

Just a word that sprung into my mind after reading your post!

 

Not sure where it came from?

 

Shoved over a cliff with the great Attenborough playing Pied Piper?!

 

Sorry if I'm being a bit cryptic... Special Brew and spliffs...!

 

hiccup...

Nice. A big juicy can of ‘wife beater’. No wait that’s Stella Artois 

 

Dont forget Greta Thunberg, after I saw her and the police in a still life pose whilst getting apprehended I knew it was all bollox for the cameras. 
 

Nothing is real! Even the really real ones are fake! Don’t believe a word, EVER! 

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59 minutes ago, numnuts said:

For a few seconds, after reading the headline, I actually thought he was referring to Ardern's abuse of New Zealand's people.

 

P.S. 'Dumbest Moment Of The Year' contender got in nice and early. 🙂

 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-64366087

 

'Jacinda Ardern abuse 'abhorrent', says incoming NZ PM Chris Hipkins.'

Poor NZ.

They get rid of a shemale PM with a cock and balls that would make a whore blush to be replaced by effette Hipkiss and his gaping mangina.

 

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14 minutes ago, LastOneLeftInTheCounty said:

Nice. A big juicy can of ‘wife beater’. No wait that’s Stella Artois 

 

Dont forget Greta Thunberg, after I saw her and the police in a still life pose whilst getting apprehended I knew it was all bollox for the cameras. 
 

Nothing is real! Even the really real ones are fake! Don’t believe a word, EVER! 

 

Nah, It certainly isn't Nelson Mandela or Isabella... 

 

Deffo the Special Brew...!

 

Checkout what the Stella does to ya, maaaaan...!

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, wingwang said:

 

Nah, It certainly isn't Nelson Mandela or Isabella... 

 

Deffo the Special Brew...!

 

Checkout what the Stella does to ya, maaaaan...!

 

 

 

The guy with no chin is quite talented.

His dad is a bit of a dick tho. 
 

By the looks of this you’re better off sticking with the Special Brew! 
 

 

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Are they ramping up the fear again? I know i sound like a consumerist but my amazon parcel was left at the end of my drive, I live on a main road. Kind of pissed me off it wasn't left in the porch dont really want to get the fella in trouble though so wont complain. I noticed when i went for a walk it was the same for other houses parcels left. ?

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39 minutes ago, TheConsultant said:

 

Simple. They cut and pasted all the data from the Flu column into the COVID column.Job done !

 

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45 minutes ago, Frankieboy said:

So called  Experts ignore vaccine status of mothers whos babys have died

 

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/23259523.expert-review-mystery-spike-scots-baby-deaths-begins/

My cousin once removed just lost her baby (stillbirth). When she told me she was pregnant last year I feared the worst given her vax status, and at the time reading all the deaths in infants as per John O'Looney and the stats. She is devastated as you would expect. These fuckers need justice served. 

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2 hours ago, BornFreeNowAgain said:

My cousin once removed just lost her baby (stillbirth). When she told me she was pregnant last year I feared the worst given her vax status, and at the time reading all the deaths in infants as per John O'Looney and the stats. She is devastated as you would expect. These fuckers need justice served. 

 

Sorry to hear that. If they are lucky enough to get through pregnancy with all the damage these jabs have done to their reproductive organs then I am convinced the baby will be affected for life as well. My nephew is one of these jabbed babies and so far he seems reasonably intelligent, so I am hoping he is fine. 

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Dr. Minesa Scotch of Clinical Labratories for the University of Edinburgh's Litrature and Economic Social Studies(CLUELESS) has discovered a new variant of Covid-19. This variants symptoms consists of slurred speech, flushed face, anti-social behaviour, stumbling around, incapable of walking in a straight line and has been named "Pie-eyed-vid".
The Scottish Police have been issued with New Pie-eyed-vid Breathalyser tester. On passing the Pie-eyedvid Test the police have been given powers to blitzkrieg detainees for wasting police time.
If the detainee is Pie-eyed-vid positive then a Quarentine van will be called to place them into immediate quarentine camp, were social drinking and distancing will be severely adhered to.
Other Professors at CLUELESS state this may not be a mutation of Covid as this Variant may have been progenitor for Covid 19 as it has been Spotted for years prior to the Outbreak, on the streets of Glasgow every Friday night for decades.
The Police are unconcerned as to where it came from, or which bar the detainee contracted it from or which lab leaked it, as that is the job of Contact Tracers/Spy Trackers but how to handle the social disorder that has resulted from the outbreak.
Dr. Scotch states "That this is a break thru in his years at CLUELESS, finally people have taken notice of my work, as my last Paper on 'How an apple a day, keeps the dentist away!' was laugthed at, as there was no alcohol involed to wash out any germs in the mouth."

 

The New Police Issued Pie-eyed-vid Breathalyser tester.

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13 hours ago, Fluke said:

Are they ramping up the fear again? I know i sound like a consumerist but my amazon parcel was left at the end of my drive, I live on a main road. Kind of pissed me off it wasn't left in the porch dont really want to get the fella in trouble though so wont complain. I noticed when i went for a walk it was the same for other houses parcels left. ?

Nah you just got a max vaxed crazy driver.

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