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1 hour ago, Nobby Noboddy said:

Law 7: Get Others to Do the Work for You, but Always Take the Credit: Get others to do your work for you. Use their skill, time, and energy to further your ambitions while taking full credit. You’ll be admired for your efficiency.

 

Getting a bit sus here.

 

And TBH it starts to get a bit talmudic.

 

Feeling a bit premature here in praising it. I prefer the old 'kill them all' policy opposed to tricking them into killing themselves gradually by immigration.

 

It reads out like a narcissist's handbook.

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I’m amazed at the amount of seemingly switched on people declaring Covid as being ‘over’.

 

Even if all this did come from a genuine lab leak in China that took the rest of the world by surprise, why would the elites give up the money and control-making machine that is Covid?

 

I’m sure I’m not the only one who sees the current situation as merely being a period to allow the masses to recharge, before a fresh period of Covid hysteria. 

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4 minutes ago, ar55 said:

I’m amazed at the amount of seemingly switched on people declaring Covid as being ‘over’.

 

Even if all this did come from a genuine lab leak in China that took the rest of the world by surprise, why would the elites give up the money and control-making machine that is Covid?

 

I’m sure I’m not the only one who sees the current situation as merely being a period to allow the masses to recharge, before a fresh period of Covid hysteria. 

 

Yeah it's not ramping down in Australia, full fascism here still. The Uk and Ireland will get stung again soon, it's not over till certain people are gone forever.

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2 hours ago, Made in Wales said:

I don't know if it is just here in the UK but I've noticed over the last couple of months there has been a marked increase in the amount of funeral plan advertisements on the telly almost like there is going to be a massive glut of people shuffling off this mortal coil in the next few years... I wonder why??? 

Not really a change in the amount of those kind of ads, but a definite shift in who they are now aimed at...young families...parents of small children...not your average OAPs of yore. 

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5 minutes ago, whatthefoxhat said:

Bingo..but apply our new covid cynical eyes,the future leaders programme yadda yadda yadda

 

The arrogance and audacity of our 'elected 'leaders' bears striking similarities

..and they deserve no less themselves.

by their own hand!

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3 minutes ago, Anti Facts Sir said:

Not really a change in the amount of those kind of ads, but a definite shift in who they are now aimed at...young families...parents of small children...not your average OAPs of yore. 

And with cardiac arrest being 'normalised' amongst the young (ref ads in the UK normalising 16 y.o's dying from cardiac arrest) there is a whole new income stream about to come online which prior to 2020 didn't exist

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The cancer ads which manage to cram in a load of Covid propaganda, and have the actors using smartphones in the tearjearking footage, do my head in. 

 

Still, now Saj Dav has waged a "ten year war on cancer" we'll see an end to the number of people suffering. Just like the war on terror made us all safe.

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2 hours ago, Nobby Noboddy said:

Don't watch telly indiscriminately. In fact, don't watch telly. It's pure shite.

 

I'm not bothered about a funeral plan for me. I'll be dead. Shove me in a ditch and spend the money on a piss up.

  haha...I told my daughter the garbage...as they pick up once a week. She thought I was mad.

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Sorry to be crass and bitter about kids dying and if its offended anyone please accept my sincere apologies HOWEVER if a curmudgeonly cynical old bastard like me can see a business opportunity you can bet your boots the 'death' industry has highly paid employees who will have spotted the earning potential long before me and will have ramped it up a gear or two to capitalise on it

 

Expect adverts for child specific funeral services before April

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6 minutes ago, Anti Facts Sir said:

The cancer ads which manage to cram in a load of Covid propaganda, and have the actors using smartphones in the tearjearking footage, do my head in. 

 

Still, now Saj Dav has waged a "ten year war on cancer" we'll see an end to the number of people suffering. Just like the war on terror made us all safe.

As long as it keeps those weepy fly ridden 3 pound a month for clean water  arseholes off my screen ill be much the happier man

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37 minutes ago, ar55 said:

I’m amazed at the amount of seemingly switched on people declaring Covid as being ‘over’.

 

Even if all this did come from a genuine lab leak in China that took the rest of the world by surprise, why would the elites give up the money and control-making machine that is Covid?

 

I’m sure I’m not the only one who sees the current situation as merely being a period to allow the masses to recharge, before a fresh period of Covid hysteria. 

Only a matter of time before the next variant arrives in the Northern hemisphere probably October/November this year. We have a lot of catching up to do. No where near as fascistic as Australia, New Zealand or a lot of European countries. 

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Up until about 3 months ago i'd watch a bit of telly occasionally,mainly the lesser channels like Dave and stuff on demand...couldn't bear the mainstream...it wasn't the programming it was the fuckin adverts that killed it for me...i used to cope quite well with gourmet cat food ads (mugs...let them eat birds and owt else they could catch ) i used to love Moose on the clearscore ads (although as a product i'd rather sit in a pool of my own shit than use it).....Then we got full bore cyclical covid propaganda...thats when it got fucked for me

 

What doin ?

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22 hours ago, Orange Alert said:

 

I endured that clip. I saw that the theatrical set builders had been tasked with providing Fiona Bruce with those glass anti-COVID screens, who are they kidding with that crap.

 

So it was all a set up to further the satan juice propoganda. I just saw the 3 minute clip on youtube and it was difficult to watch, the antivaxers were made to look like braindead dorks and the panelists were smug confident looking bastards

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On 2/4/2022 at 10:56 AM, whatthefoxhat said:

Who would play Kelly though (the gorgeous Christina Applegate) Have to be a public figure of hatred who is worth flattening some grass with

And she did after all utter one of the best lines in a film ever in Anchorman 2  ''You go near Ron again and i'll shoot you in the cooch with a BB gun''

 

A good question, Impossible to answer. Have you seen the state of them to choose from: jacinda hardon, jimmy krankie sturgeon WTF.

Christina was gorgeous with looks and a body to boot.

If you can force yourself, try to imagine post op tranny jacinda hardon, or sellout sturgeon krankie, cast as Kelly in the tv series. Can you imagine the wolf-whistles dying and choking in people's throats. The audience puking violently at the horrendous and evil sight. Men running away and hurling themselves to their deaths from the nearest rooftops.

The massive payouts the tv staions would have to make to all the men watching from home blinded or mentally scarred for life

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7 minutes ago, jack121 said:

 

A good question, Impossible to answer. Have you seen the state of them to choose from: jacinda hardon, jimmy krankie sturgeon WTF.

Christina was gorgeous with looks and a body to boot.

If you can force yourself, try to imagine post op tranny jacinda hardon, or sellout sturgeon krankie, cast as Kelly in the tv series. Can you imagine the wolf-whistles dying and choking in people's throats. The audience puking violently at the horrendous and evil sight. Men running away and hurling themselves to their deaths from the nearest rooftops.

The massive payouts the tv staions would have to make to all the men watching from home blinded or mentally scarred for life

First bostin laugh of the day...thank you mate

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22 minutes ago, jack121 said:

 

A good question, Impossible to answer. Have you seen the state of them to choose from: jacinda hardon, jimmy krankie sturgeon WTF.

Christina was gorgeous with looks and a body to boot.

If you can force yourself, try to imagine post op tranny jacinda hardon, or sellout sturgeon krankie, cast as Kelly in the tv series. Can you imagine the wolf-whistles dying and choking in people's throats. The audience puking violently at the horrendous and evil sight. Men running away and hurling themselves to their deaths from the nearest rooftops.

The massive payouts the tv staions would have to make to all the men watching from home blinded or mentally scarred for life

The remake would be on BBC one or channel four. 

 

I tried to get the stunning Christina Applegates' stance on the satan juice. I couldnt find anything. 

 

She is still drop dead gorgeous at 50. Now sadly suffers from MS and had breast cancer. 

 

Probably someone like katie price would fill her role. Instead of wolf whistles, there would be projectile vomiting

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