Useyournous Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 21 minutes ago, bluey bluey said: I bought myself a new pair of binoculars yesterday, for bird watching. A resident in my sheltered housing complex asked to have a look at them. As I began to move towards her she shouted stop, don't move, you must always keep at least 6 feet away from me at all times, I shall instruct my vaccinated friend to pass me the binoculars. I felt like a leper, but insisted it must be 12 feet as I didn't want to risk my health because of her shedding. Is ignorance catching? if so I had better make that 100 feet, good job I have my new binoculars. Also, don't they think eye juice contains covidbollockitis?! We called in to an Osprey centre not long ago and it was like going into Porton Down so I stayed outside. Whilst I was sat on a wet bench that had been gelled, ready to go berserk, one of the women came and said "come on we've seen one! Come and look through the telescope with us all?! I just said "NO!" and she backed off thinking I was maniac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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