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2 hours ago, skitzorat said:

Who knew?!!!

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I know right 🙄 lol.

 

Other wtf moments;

 

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.

 

On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

 

 

On the back of a pilot's seat in a Nato aircraft:
Seat must be facing forward for take-off and landing.

 

😂😂😂

 

https://funnytab.net/doomed

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3 hours ago, shadowmoon said:

For ten days off work with no questions asked.

If you are low paid iirc you can get an extra 500 pound too.

I've a colleague who has triggered four lots of eleven days off. He'll keep doing this until he stops getting alerts. Our employer cannot touch him.

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Millions excluded as Uganda uses national digital ID system for emergency COVID welfare
https://www.biometricupdate.com/202107/millions-excluded-as-uganda-uses-national-digital-id-system-for-emergency-covid-welfare

 

'The report found that the system’s exclusions were so severe that people are dying as a result of being denied healthcare and not being able to register for welfare.'

 

 

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34 minutes ago, Saved said:

I've a colleague who has triggered four lots of eleven days off. He'll keep doing this until he stops getting alerts. Our employer cannot touch him.

 

Has the empolyer got deep pockets, otherwise they will go bust with things like that, if it becomes all too common an occurrence with employees?

 

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The benefits of being doubled jabbed, passing through frontiers by just flashing your freedom pass. 😄   The Government giveth and the Government and taketh away.  The travel industry still see it as government shambles and not the obvious plan to wipe them and travel out of exsistance. The Labour Party playing the good cop bad cop, when they would follow the exact same instructions as the Conservative party, if in government.

 

Holiday chaos as double-jabbed travellers from France told to quarantine

Ministers said arrivals in England must continue to self-isolate for 10 days amid concerns about the Beta variant.
 

Holidaymakers returning from France have been told they must continue to quarantine – even if they have been fully-vaccinated – when restrictions ease on other amber list destinations.

Ministers said the move, announced late on Friday evening, was a precautionary measure amid concerns over the “persistent presence” in the country of the Beta coronavirus variant.

It is thought to reflect concerns that the mutation, first identified in South Africa may be more resistant to the vaccines.

 

Health Secretary Sajid Javid said the Government had always been clear it would take rapid action at the borders to “protect the gains made by our successful vaccination programme”.

 

The announcement is a further blow to the beleaguered travel industry while underlining the uncertainty in some quarters over the ending of lockdown restrictions in England on Monday.

 

Next week also sees the requirement for travellers returning from all other amber list countries to isolate at home for 10 days if they have been double-jabbed or are under the age of 18.

The industry body Abta said the last minute exclusion of France for those arriving back in England was a further setback for hopes of a “meaningful recovery” for the sector.

 

“While we understand that public health must come first, this announcement will undoubtedly dent consumer confidence in overseas travel just as we are about to see many amber-listed countries opening up for UK visitors in time for the summer holidays” a spokesman said.

Easyjet chief Johan Lundgren said it “pulls the rug” from under people who were already in France or had booked holidays there.

“The traffic light system is falling apart with the Government making it up as they go along and causing confusion and uncertainty. It is not backed up by the science or transparent data,” he said.

For Labour, shadow home secretary Nick Thomas-Symonds said: “Ministers are making up rules on the hoof and causing chaos.

“They have never had a proper strategy in place – once again the travel industry and the British people are paying the price.”

 

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/france-government-sajid-javid-england-south-africa-b946255.html

 

 

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3 hours ago, DarianF said:

Meanwhile, in Clownworld, risking your life and fertility might land you a free beer.

 

Free beer back on the cards for vaccinated pub patrons after TGA backflip

https://www.9news.com.au/national/free-beers-for-vaccines-tga-revises-covid-19-rule-after-pub-alcohol-incentive-ruling/d4892415-2816-4f39-bcdb-877c43023e1b

 

Go on, be a covid wanker (oh sorry I mean covid hero) ;-)

Sadly I think there are plenty of people with the "she'll be right mate " mentality who will go for this .Obviously its easier and more important than looking into the thousands of reported side effects and deaths .

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21 hours ago, skitzorat said:

NSW, AMA President Dr Omar Khorshid "that means the lockdown (Sydney) will continue, indefinitely" 1min.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/Kw3nsdTR06Ij/

I couldnt believe what this idiot was saying ,"dont talk to each other and dont breathe on each other " -certainly cant make any excuses for him being misinformed ,he would know about the thousands of  reported adverse events yet he can spout this crap .I ve spent all day feeling so angry about the decisions being made in Australia ,yet so many still cant see it .

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29 minutes ago, Freedom Lane55 said:

I couldnt believe what this idiot was saying ,"dont talk to each other and dont breathe on each other " -certainly cant make any excuses for him being misinformed ,he would know about the thousands of  reported adverse events yet he can spout this crap .I ve spent all day feeling so angry about the decisions being made in Australia ,yet so many still cant see it .

It's the new normal, duh !

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34 minutes ago, Orange Alert said:

The benefits of being doubled jabbed, passing through frontiers by just flashing your freedom pass. 😄   The Government giveth and the Government and taketh away.  The travel industry still see it as government shambles and not the obvious plan to wipe them and travel out of exsistance. The Labour Party playing the good cop bad cop, when they would follow the exact same instructions as the Conservative party, if in government.

 

Holiday chaos as double-jabbed travellers from France told to quarantine

Ministers said arrivals in England must continue to self-isolate for 10 days amid concerns about the Beta variant.
 

Holidaymakers returning from France have been told they must continue to quarantine – even if they have been fully-vaccinated – when restrictions ease on other amber list destinations.

Ministers said the move, announced late on Friday evening, was a precautionary measure amid concerns over the “persistent presence” in the country of the Beta coronavirus variant.

It is thought to reflect concerns that the mutation, first identified in South Africa may be more resistant to the vaccines.

 

Health Secretary Sajid Javid said the Government had always been clear it would take rapid action at the borders to “protect the gains made by our successful vaccination programme”.

 

The announcement is a further blow to the beleaguered travel industry while underlining the uncertainty in some quarters over the ending of lockdown restrictions in England on Monday.

 

Next week also sees the requirement for travellers returning from all other amber list countries to isolate at home for 10 days if they have been double-jabbed or are under the age of 18.

The industry body Abta said the last minute exclusion of France for those arriving back in England was a further setback for hopes of a “meaningful recovery” for the sector.

 

“While we understand that public health must come first, this announcement will undoubtedly dent consumer confidence in overseas travel just as we are about to see many amber-listed countries opening up for UK visitors in time for the summer holidays” a spokesman said.

Easyjet chief Johan Lundgren said it “pulls the rug” from under people who were already in France or had booked holidays there.

“The traffic light system is falling apart with the Government making it up as they go along and causing confusion and uncertainty. It is not backed up by the science or transparent data,” he said.

For Labour, shadow home secretary Nick Thomas-Symonds said: “Ministers are making up rules on the hoof and causing chaos.

“They have never had a proper strategy in place – once again the travel industry and the British people are paying the price.”

 

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/france-government-sajid-javid-england-south-africa-b946255.html

 

 

They know exactly what they are doing,this is paving the way for an end to private air travel and the reduction to 3 UK airports,Even the pilots are totally oblivious to this happening ,and if you want an example of just how oblivious they are to all this just visit PPrune (private pilots rumour network) they have their heads in the sand more than Drs,and all this will come to pass by 2030

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36 minutes ago, Freedom Lane55 said:

Sadly I think there are plenty of people with the "she'll be right mate " mentality who will go for this .Obviously its easier and more important than looking into the thousands of reported side effects and deaths .

And they keep parroting "I believe in science, I believe in science" as if this lot was taking care of them offering free beer, cigarettes, strippers and doughnuts. 🙄

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3 minutes ago, whatthefoxhat said:

They know exactly what they are doing,this is paving the way for an end to private air travel and the reduction to 3 UK airports,Even the pilots are totally oblivious to this happening ,and if you want an example of just how oblivious they are to all this just visit PPrune (private pilots rumour network) they have their heads in the sand more than Drs,and all this will come to pass by 2030

Never mind planes , it's cars that'll be the killer but then zero carbon does make me breathe out slowly

 

 

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