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9 minutes ago, Basket Case said:


Yes, do keep up..

lt's LGBT+  Flu now.

Slow on the uptake here i'll dig out my dungarees shave my head start beig undecided about my sexuality and consider upping the dose of tittyskittles and continue coughing and spluttering whilst painting rainbows on my windows and banging pots and pans like a demented scrap merchant

 

Reckon i've got all bases covered

 

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13 minutes ago, Thewoodsman said:

My parents got the kill shot. Pfizer it was. I was sick after seeing them . I was pretty shitty, 2 weeks with mild flu like symptoms. 

For unrelated reasons I had a blood test done last week and rest assured my blood was thoroughly tested for just about everything and I'm all good. I have not been magically Pfizer'ed from a far. Lol

 

Thought I would add a little story of mine. 

Got my blood test done and had to pay 2 .50 euro and didnt have the cash so said to the nice nurse I'll just pop next door grab some change. This all being in french of course as that's where I live.  This is a little office in a local small village. So I pop next door grab some tobacco and enter back into the waiting room. As I enter a dutch tourist and his wife are in there. I walk in and he immediately shouts at me to get out. In French. I reply in french do not talk to me. He hears my accent and talks back to me in English. Says very angrily get out now. Only 2 allowed in there is a pandemic. He was extremely aggressive and rude. He was maybe 50byears old .

So I said to him the only way I'll be walking outside is with him. I told him hes a fascist, and he should be careful who hes talking to like that. I said the world is in a shit show right now because of people like him and that maybe he has gotten away with speaking to people like that before but it ends with me. I invited him to come outside, he declined and stared at the floor. I said to him I'm angry today because peolle are talking about vaccine passports and people like him want my child jabbed.  I told him the tide is starting to turn and that people such as himself will go down on the wrong side of history.

I entered into the nurses room and paid berm wishes her a good day 

Turned round and left. On the way out I reminded him he was lucky to not have his mask shoved down his throat and to my amazement he started to apologise profusely. He said he doesn't know what got into him and he cant believe the way he behaved towards me.

I said ok but I wonder if I was not ready to stand up for myself if he would have been sorry. He kept apologising so I accepted and told him its time to wake up and left.

 

No idea why I'm sharing that,  I guess its to say sometimes the only language these people understand. I've seen so much intimidation and bullying going on and people just take it.  Not me, I refuse to be talked to like that without biting back. He was shocked. But its shocking to me he was shocked. Where I'm from you bloody well stand up for yourself. 

 

Clowns. Everywhere 

👍 Good to hear that. Interesting that he had a change of heart but like you said - he probably wasn't expecting you to stick up for yourself! 😄 Some people need to be snapped out of their stupor.

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My sister tells me I am wasting my time caring about freedom and vaccines being harmful. I should instead go on holiday and my dad says take the vaccine. I said even though your grandson grows up with the mask and social distancing, so long as you can have a holiday you are happy. My sister suggests then I should go on holiday instead of caring about freedom or my own safety. 💩🤦‍♂️

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3 minutes ago, SimonTV said:

My sister tells me I am wasting my time caring about freedom and vaccines being harmful. I should instead go on holiday and my dad says take the vaccine. I said even though your grandson grows up with the mask and social distancing, so long as you can have a holiday you are happy. My sister suggests then I should go on holiday instead of caring about freedom or my own safety. 💩🤦‍♂️

 

have you shown them the piece in the daily mail today of the inventor of the mRNA technique warning that the jabs are not safe?

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2 minutes ago, SimonTV said:

My sister tells me I am wasting my time caring about freedom and vaccines being harmful. I should instead go on holiday and my dad says take the vaccine. I said even though your grandson grows up with the mask and social distancing, so long as you can have a holiday you are happy. My sister suggests then I should go on holiday instead of caring about freedom or my own safety. 💩🤦‍♂️

I think they are hinting you should bury your head in the sand,why else would anyone suggest a holiday in the middle of the deadliest plague known to mankind ?

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Just now, whatthefoxhat said:

I think they are hinting you should bury your head in the sand,why else would anyone suggest a holiday in the middle of the deadliest plague known to mankind ?

 

Take the vaccine go on holiday, it sounds like something out of a time share sales pitch or a used car sales man advertisement. 

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20 minutes ago, Basket Case said:

Yes, do keep up..

lt's LGBT+  Flu now.

 

that's good.....that's much more inclusive....don't see why only men should have a claim to the flu

 

gay and trans people have as much right to the flu as anyone

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Just now, Macnamara said:

 

that's good.....that's much more inclusive....don't see why only men should have a claim to the flu

 

gays and trans people have as much right to the flu as anyone


Good to see you're 'getting with the times'...   :O)
 

 

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48 minutes ago, whatthefoxhat said:

I donnt use alcohol so spilling me pint is going to prove difficult,but knock over my mug of coffee and we will have a strong pointing session accompanied by stern looks !

 

At the end of the day my daughter is big enough and daft enough to make her own decisions,whatever they are if they go wrong i just have to be there to help pick up the pieces with her,if thats possible,its a duty i will carry till my dying day gladly rgardless of if she is jabbed or unjabbed

 

out of likes 👍

 

I'm off to listen to Luke Kelly/Dubs - sadly I'm a slave to the booze (on my days off at any rate).

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1 minute ago, Macnamara said:

 

yeah i think everyone should have the flu...


Everyone has, according to the Worlds Media..
 

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Having the flu is a piece of piss. You just put on lots of clothes, climb into bed and sweat like a bitch for a few days. Just make sure you drink lots of water and then after that you get your appetite back and get on with things

 

people have gone soft

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1 minute ago, Macnamara said:

 

that's good.....that's much more inclusive....don't see why only men should have a claim to the flu

 

gay and trans people have as much right to the flu as anyone

I want good old flu back (man or woman variety) I also want hayfever and coughs and colds ,sickness and the squits,migraines headaches,normal headaches and,good old itchy rashes and a temperature allowed to deviate from the norm,i want ingrowing toenails and toothache what i dont want is every one of those i mentioned to be blamed on covid,long covid,alpha beta theta variant/scariant

I want small pox chicken pox measles mumps rubella kwashiokr west nile fever malaria malnutrition polio and monkey pox ebola and that fish that swims up yer uretha (franklin) at least we knew where we stood with that lot

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1 minute ago, whatthefoxhat said:

I want good old flu back (man or woman variety) I also want hayfever and coughs and colds ,sickness and the squits,migraines headaches,normal headaches and,good old itchy rashes and a temperature allowed to deviate from the norm,i want ingrowing toenails and toothache what i dont want is every one of those i mentioned to be blamed on covid,long covid,alpha beta theta variant/scariant

I want small pox chicken pox measles mumps rubella kwashiokr west nile fever malaria malnutrition polio and monkey pox ebola and that fish that swims up yer uretha (franklin) at least we knew where we stood with that lot

 

yeah bring back all that good stuff!

 

give us back our flu you scumbags!

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Just imagine a whole generation are now getting used to NOT having the monday ailment of choice for throwing a sickie,anything they state as the reason for not turning in to work on a monday will be deemed to be covid or a form of covid ,they have robbed a whole generation of going on the piss at the weekend and being so hungover that work really isnt a good idea,The penalties involved now are scary,house arrest after having your head lanced and self isolation with your only contact with the outside world being immigrant gentlemen working for deliveroo and spitting in your food

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Just now, whatthefoxhat said:

they have robbed a whole generation of going on the piss at the weekend and being so hungover that work really isnt a good idea,The penalties involved now are scary,house arrest after having your head lanced and self isolation with your only contact with the outside world being immigrant gentlemen working for deliveroo and spitting in your food

 

and where's the fun in that?

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1 minute ago, Macnamara said:

 

and where's the fun in that?

At least in the olden days you could carry on where you left off monday lunchtime be battered by 7pm be asleep in your food by 8pm and bright eyed and bushy tailed (if a little unsteady on your feet ) for tuesday morning and all you had to deal with was the guilt you felt when you got genuine enquiries as to if you felt better now

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3 minutes ago, whatthefoxhat said:

At least in the olden days you could carry on where you left off monday lunchtime be battered by 7pm be asleep in your food by 8pm and bright eyed and bushy tailed (if a little unsteady on your feet ) for tuesday morning and all you had to deal with was the guilt you felt when you got genuine enquiries as to if you felt better now

 

yup having snogged the face off a stranger, eaten some sort of mystery kebab with your bare hands and then gone back to an after party where you shared a joint around multiple people

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