Keir Rodney Starmer to warn the nation that 'things will only get worse' and worse and worse....

[LastOneLeftInTheCounty]

The way Starmer speaks reminds me of a character from a comedy show from the noughties, can’t remember it’s name, was a bit like Trigger Happy TV but not.

The character was an old trendy artsy London type with long grey hair and glasses, and spoke exactly like starmer but would end every sentence with ‘buuuurgh’ all nasally.

Sounds exactly like the PM. Wish I could remember the name of it. Anyone? 

[Grumpy Grapes]

To be fair, "sausages" does rhyme with "hostages". Maybe it's a tongue-in-cheek coded name used by military intelligence.

 

There was an old man named Starmer,

who started a job as a farmer,

rearing cattle to make sausages,

but Jeremy Clarkson took them as hostages,

I guess it's just his karma.

 

Any improvements to this spur-of-the-moment limerick are welcome.

 

 

Edited September 25, 2024 by Grumpy Grapes

[Captainlove]

5 hours ago, LastOneLeftInTheCounty said:

The way Starmer speaks reminds me of a character from a comedy show from the noughties, can’t remember it’s name, was a bit like Trigger Happy TV but not.

The character was an old trendy artsy London type with long grey hair and glasses, and spoke exactly like starmer but would end every sentence with ‘buuuurgh’ all nasally.

Sounds exactly like the PM. Wish I could remember the name of it. Anyone? 

Is this who you mean? Brian Badonde, because it was a great charater,

 

 

[LastOneLeftInTheCounty]

26 minutes ago, Captainlove said:

Is this who you mean? Brian Badonde, because it was a great charater,

 

 

YES!!!!!!

 

Well done! 
 

Buuuurgh! 

(just watching that clip you posted, it’s f***ing hilarious!

And it’s Starmer to a T!) 

Edited September 25, 2024 by LastOneLeftInTheCounty

[Grumpy Grapes]

3 hours ago, LastOneLeftInTheCounty said:

YES!!!!!!

 

Well done! 
 

Buuuurgh! 

(just watching that clip you posted, it’s f***ing hilarious!

And it’s Starmer to a T!) 

 

Badonde was based on the art critic Brian Sewell, who had a very posh voice. 

[Haru-no-utena]

5 hours ago, Grumpy Grapes said:

To be fair, "sausages" does rhyme with "hostages". Maybe it's a tongue-in-cheek coded name used by military intelligence.

 

There was an old man named Starmer,

who started a job as a farmer,

rearing cattle to make sausages,

but Jeremy Clarkson took them as hostages,

I guess it's just his karma.

 

Any improvements to this spur-of-the-moment limerick are welcome.

 

 

There was an old man named Starmer,

who started a job as a farmer,

rearing cattle to make sausages,

but Jeremy Clarkson took them as hostages,

as he feared food shortages

he made of them Ham Parma

I guess it's just his karma.

 

Karma in Polish means food people feed animals (domestic or in captivity). Karma in this meaning only refers to feeding animals not people. So looking at this poem from this perspective makes it even more funny!

[LastOneLeftInTheCounty]

34 minutes ago, Grumpy Grapes said:

 

Badonde was based on the art critic Brian Sewell, who had a very posh voice. 

Didn’t know that.

 

Seriously funny though.

 

Its the nasal infliction and how starmer puts emphasis on every second or third beat so he SOUNDS like he’s REALLY drumming HOME an IMPORTANT message- all through his nose and upper hard palette. 
I noticed after he came to power, a lot of msm newsreaders started copying this vocal pattern particularly ITV newscasters, with the nasal infliction and all. 
 

Buuuuurgh 

[pete675]

2 hours ago, LastOneLeftInTheCounty said:

Didn’t know that.

 

Seriously funny though.

 

Its the nasal infliction and how starmer puts emphasis on every second or third beat so he SOUNDS like he’s REALLY drumming HOME an IMPORTANT message- all through his nose and upper hard palette. 
I noticed after he came to power, a lot of msm newsreaders started copying this vocal pattern particularly ITV newscasters, with the nasal infliction and all. 
 

Buuuuurgh 

 

That sounds like he's done some sort of NLP course.

 

However, it's glaringly obvious that the front men of the real rulers are becoming progressively less and less convincing.

 

Compared to Keir ’the pensioners' friend' , even Cameron begins to look like a world-class statesman.

.

[Anti Facts Sir]

Yeah, Call Me Dave had gaviscon...I mean, gravitas.

[LastOneLeftInTheCounty]

7 hours ago, pete675 said:

 

That sounds like he's done some sort of NLP course.

 

However, it's glaringly obvious that the front men of the real rulers are becoming progressively less and less convincing.

 

Compared to Keir ’the pensioners' friend' , even Cameron begins to look like a world-class statesman.

.

Agreed, it seems sad that we’d be missing our classier overlords, but it just doesn’t feel right being shafted by anyone other than toffs with charisma, blue blood and a certain amount of glamour.
At least we were getting f***ed with a touch of style thrown in. With this new lot it’s more like a trip to Poundland rather than a walk round Fortnum and Mason. 

[sock muppet]

The Duran: News - Video - Analysis

Keir Starmer freebies scandal

Duration 00:26:27

https://old.bitchute.com/video/8AEhvLoVziE/

 

[webtrekker]

 

 

 

[numnuts]

I feel so creeped out now...

[Mitochondrial Eve]

Rosie Duffield MP has quit the Labour party and doesn't hold back in her letter of resignation. She expresses fury over Starmer's hypocrisy, the "cruel" decisions which have been implemented and has been unable to look her constituents in the eye. Furthermore:

 

Quote

“The sleaze, nepotism and apparent avarice are off the scale. I am so ashamed of what you and your inner circle have done to tarnish and humiliate our once proud party.”

 

She will now sit as an independent.

 

[numnuts]

27 minutes ago, Mitochondrial Eve said:

She will now sit as an independent.

 

What the fook is she thinking? She needs to resign as an M.P. immediately, then stand in the by-election as an independent. It's the very last thing that Starmer would want. Personally, I think that any M.P. who leaves a party should have to resign, then stand in the by-election, if they wish to. And, it's not like she would lose, is it now. 

Edited September 28, 2024 by numnuts

[Mr H]

Reports from a journalist Isabella Oakshott saying there's a long known dark secret about Keir that the press don't want to touch...

 

What do you reckon it is?

 

He's not really an Arsenal fan?

Edited September 30, 2024 by Mr H

[Freaky Dragonfly]

2 hours ago, Mr H said:

Reports from a journalist Isabella Oakshott saying there's a long known dark secret about Keir that the press don't want to touch...

 

What do you reckon it is?

 

He's not really an Arsenal fan?

 

Shut that door.

[pete675]

Keir is now 'standing with Israel' who are (apparently) our ally.

 

Quite what Israel has ever done for this country is difficult to discover - I seem to remember that they occasionally shoot British citizens, but possibly if we are 'keenly standing' with them, then they just might deign to shoot fewer.

 

Anyway, Israel definitely has a right to exist and not half. Maybe they'd be better off with a bit of diversity?

[Mazthehobo]

11 hours ago, pete675 said:

Keir is now 'standing with Israel' who are (apparently) our ally.

 

Quite what Israel has ever done for this country is difficult to discover - I seem to remember that they occasionally shoot British citizens, but possibly if we are 'keenly standing' with them, then they just might deign to shoot fewer.

 

Anyway, Israel definitely has a right to exist and not half. Maybe they'd be better off with a bit of diversity?

Israel is a nasty country.

Kier is a nasty man.

That’s why they stand together.

 

Its funny how whenever Israel bombs anyone Starmer will say that we need to try and find room for peace etc

But when Iran bombs Starmer starts cracking one off frothing at the mouth to tell us how deplorable Iran is.

 

And Israel now bans the UN for saying exactly what Starmer says when It’s Israel acting like a terrorist state. 
 

Hypocrisy. 
 

 

[Campion]

21 hours ago, pete675 said:

Keir is now 'standing with Israel' who are (apparently) our ally.

 

Quite what Israel has ever done for this country is difficult to discover - I seem to remember that they occasionally shoot British citizens, but possibly if we are 'keenly standing' with them, then they just might deign to shoot fewer.

 

Anyway, Israel definitely has a right to exist and not half. Maybe they'd be better off with a bit of diversity?

  

He is treating Israel as if they're a member of NATO by scrambling the RAF fighters ready to defend them, but without the flip side of expecting Israel to be our ally. 

 

 Not sure what you mean by "Israel definitely has a right to exist and not half".  But yeah, diversity is only for the west, other countries which don't want it don't have to. 

[pete675]

5 hours ago, Campion said:

  

He is treating Israel as if they're a member of NATO by scrambling the RAF fighters ready to defend them, but without the flip side of expecting Israel to be our ally. 

 

 Not sure what you mean by "Israel definitely has a right to exist and not half".  But yeah, diversity is only for the west, other countries which don't want it don't have to. 

Just another Granny Harmer satire in that to arses like him the nouveau and artificial state of Israel (smaller than Wales, but with the 4th largest army) seems to have more right to exist than this country. In fact, the whole idea of Israel is about as sensible as a group of heavily armed Klansmen taking over part of Harlem, NY . 

 

 

[Sit down, Waldo]

On 9/30/2024 at 6:44 PM, Mr H said:

Reports from a journalist Isabella Oakshott saying there's a long known dark secret about Keir that the press don't want to touch...

 

What do you reckon it is?

 

He's not really an Arsenal fan?

 

He's Fred Savage?

[pete675]

Keir approves assisted dying vote : https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3e9031n142o

 

 

One wonders how this one will pan out.

 

Maybe - for those manage to survive  covax and hypothermia - a government assisted 'care package'.

 

Why not try our Dame Rancid deluxe care and be escorted to your suicide pod with a cheerful oompah band and nursing staff in Jimmy Savile masks? 

[Anti Facts Sir]

32 minutes ago, pete675 said:

Why not try our Dame Rancid deluxe care and be escorted to your suicide pod with a cheerful oompah band and nursing staff in Jimmy Savile masks? 

That's Death!

[Tinfoil Hat]

18 hours ago, Anti Facts Sir said:

That's Death!

By Frank Sinatra?