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Luke “The Nuke” Littler


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New sports superstar idol Luke Littler.

 

Age 16. - Looks much older than sixteen. - Everything about him smacks of someone much older than that, his body movements, his demeanour, his interaction with the crowd.

 

His girlfriend is aged 21. - They began dating when he was 14 and she was 19.

 

His nickname “The Nuke” makes one think of thermonuclear war.

 

There is no significance at all that his surname Littler rhymes with Hitler.

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On 1/7/2024 at 12:48 AM, Anti Facts Sir said:

Oh, so this is that guy. No bloody way he is 16! 23 maybe.

 

Kids, amazing how quick they grow up these days! 🤣

 

He does look more like 26 to be honest.

 

When I was in my last year of secondary school, I don't remember anyone sporting beards like that, apart maybe from some of the Sikh lads, us white lads maybe had a bit of 'bumfluff' to contend with!

 

Fair play to him though, I did read the other day that ITV are now keen to jump on the 'popularity bandwagon' by reviving the old TV game show 'Bullseye' - clearly somebody somewhere also has a surplus job-lot of speedboats and tea-makers to get rid of.

 

 

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On 1/7/2024 at 12:48 AM, Anti Facts Sir said:

Oh, so this is that guy. No bloody way he is 16! 23 maybe.

I was thinking that too.

So when he turns 30 he’ll look like an 80 yr old man? 
 

When your 16 you WANT to look older, but if I was 16 and looked in the mirror and saw that every morning I’d be bloody scared. 
 

It’s the hormones in the milk 

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How can Littler hold THE SUN newspaper up like that in such a happy blase’ manner ?

 

He’s from Runcorn, Cheshire. - Just 16 miles from Liverpool.

 

Liverpudlians HATE The Sun newspaper, with a vengeance. - This is due to the tabloid’s coverage of the 1989 Hillsborough Disaster when 96 Liverpool football fans were crushed to death.

 

The paper is BANNED in Liverpool and HATED in the city and the whole of the wider North West.

 

Of which Littler will be TOTALLY AWARE.

 

MILLIONS will DESPISE him because of this.

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27 minutes ago, SuperstarNeilC said:


How can Littler hold THE SUN newspaper up like that in such a happy blase’ manner ?

 

He’s from Runcorn, Cheshire. - Just 16 miles from Liverpool.

 

Liverpudlians HATE The Sun newspaper, with a vengeance. - This is due to the tabloid’s coverage of the 1989 Hillsborough Disaster when 96 Liverpool football fans were crushed to death.

 

The paper is BANNED in Liverpool and HATED in the city and the whole of the wider North West.

 

Of which Littler will be TOTALLY AWARE.

 

MILLIONS will DESPISE him because of this.


I think he’s apologised for it.

Besides he’s a Manchester United fan and some of their fans mock hillsbrough every time the two teams meet. 
Not saying he is one of them but not everyone seems to respect the dead (in all walks of life).

Plus, The Sun probably paid him quite a bit….

 

But yeah, I agree. Not a great choice.

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