alexa Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Looking for eggs ? Eating them ? Going on holiday ? praising the Lord ? Or just lazing around slobbing it ? There's two thing I'll be doing this Easter, praising the lord & lazing around slobbing it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 (edited) I'm thinking of WHISKING my wife away to the South of France and stopping in a high class hotel again, I say AGAIN because I thought about it last Easter too, I never did it of course, but at least the thought was there! But there's nothing like EGGING people on to have a CRACKING time this Easter! I took my car for a service last weekend, the vicar moaned and said I was blocking the aisle, you just can't please some people 'eh? they just don't get the point of a good YOLK do they? Seriously, { seriously? } well, that's a new one for me, but seriously, I hope you and yours have a lovely weekend! Edited April 6 by Mr Crabtree 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaticWorld Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 (edited) Depends on the weather. All I have been doing is working and shitposting throughout the winter, and I have been waiting for Spring to go hiking, but it's bloody April showers at the moment. Edited April 6 by EnigmaticWorld 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campion Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 An easter egg hunt for the kids, and a day out at a traditional British seaside resort. Oh, and I must get into the garden, I've got some veggies to plant! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 I thought of nipping down to the seafront and watching the traffic lights change it's on Sunday afternoon at 14. 43 if anyone's interested! Apparently it's a colourful display and very, very popular with people from outlying villages in rural Sussex ,the display isn't as large as the Blackpool lights, but you get a few traders selling flags and Brighton rock, they used to sell hot cross buns, but the head of Brighton council took them to court a few years back and got an injunction against them for forging his signature on the hot cross buns! Then there's the pier to pier race between people in Ferraris using the main road and people on bikes using our wonderful bike lanes, last year it was a very close finish, the Ferrari was only 800 metres behind the winning cyclist in the 1000 metre race, a tortoise embarrassed the Ferrari driver when he overtook him in the second hour of the race, in a Lada Riva! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webtrekker Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 (edited) Bloody hell! Easter! Thanks for letting me know. Every day is much the same now that we're retired. Edited April 6 by webtrekker 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastOneLeftInTheCounty Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 I’ll probably be washing some clothes, tidying the house, cooking some decent meals, sorting out some raised beds, germinating some seeds (no nightshades this yr), waiting for the land to dry out, trying to find a new job, taunting my stalkers, fretting about how shit my life is, waiting for the next thing to go wrong with my body, go for some walks, do some working out, maybe buy a small Easter egg, all without speaking to or seeing anybody - such as my life is Boo hoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webtrekker Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 1 hour ago, LastOneLeftInTheCounty said: I’ll probably be washing some clothes, tidying the house, cooking some decent meals, sorting out some raised beds, germinating some seeds (no nightshades this yr), waiting for the land to dry out, trying to find a new job, taunting my stalkers, fretting about how shit my life is, waiting for the next thing to go wrong with my body, go for some walks, do some working out, maybe buy a small Easter egg, all without speaking to or seeing anybody - such as my life is Boo hoo Ah, bliss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastOneLeftInTheCounty Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 24 minutes ago, webtrekker said: Ah, bliss! You’re right, it’s not that bad. All I’m missing is a meaningful relationship with someone special. Happy Easter to you and everyone on this very special forum! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Is it Easter? I have no idea I guess just normal things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macnamara Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 (edited) One of the saddest stories i saw in the newspapers in recent times was that many dark chocolates are full of lead and cadmium including green and blacks organic chocolate Its the simple pleasures in life that make it but after reading that story, before christmas, i haven't eaten dark chocolate. and do you know what we got bought by folk over christmas: two packs of green and blacks chocolate. Talk about the cosmic joke! Edited April 6 by Macnamara 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 13 hours ago, alexa said: Looking for eggs ? Eating them ? Going on holiday ? praising the Lord ? Or just lazing around slobbing it ? There's two thing I'll be doing this Easter, praising the lord & lazing around slobbing it. Where I am, t depends on the weather. ideally I will be on a beach looking for agates and driftwood. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 12 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: I thought of nipping down to the seafront and watching the traffic lights change it's on Sunday afternoon at 14. 43 if anyone's interested! Apparently it's a colourful display and very, very popular with people from outlying villages in rural Sussex ,the display isn't as large as the Blackpool lights, but you get a few traders selling flags and Brighton rock, they used to sell hot cross buns, but the head of Brighton council took them to court a few years back and got an injunction against them for forging his signature on the hot cross buns! Then there's the pier to pier race between people in Ferraris using the main road and people on bikes using our wonderful bike lanes, last year it was a very close finish, the Ferrari was only 800 metres behind the winning cyclist in the 1000 metre race, a tortoise embarrassed the Ferrari driver when he overtook him in the second hour of the race, in a Lada Riva! Joking apart, { no, really } my father in law had a Lada Riva in the early 80's when our kids were little, and it was as solid a car as you'd get in those days, it went through snow with no problem whatsoever, the downside however was if you put the heater on the smell of hot rubber was terrible We decided to get a Lada and we got the Samara in about 1985 and that had the same rubber smell when you put the heater on, we paid £4795 for it, back then it seemed an extravagant amount of cash then, but I'd just sold our 7.5 ton horsebox because I'd just been made redundant and using a seven and half tonner to fetch our shopping from Asda caused a few parking problems of it's own! Some years back some Russian sailors were paying good money for secondhand Ladas and shipping them back home from Shoreham port here in Sussex, talk about 'coals to Newcastle' or 'selling fridges to Eskimo's' ! Talking of Eskimo's what do you call an Eskimo chav? An Innuit innit! An Eskimo on holiday in Wales broke down and so he called out the A.A, the A.A. man came out looked at the engine and said 'It looks like you've blown a seal boyo, look you, ennit' The Eskimo was quite offended and said 'Huh you can talk, I heard that you Welsh blokes shag sheep'! The A.A. man just smiled and said 'yes, and then the English buy them and eat them'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexa Posted April 7 Author Share Posted April 7 7 hours ago, Mr H said: Is it Easter? I have no idea I guess just normal things. What's normal about living in this clown world 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaticWorld Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 (edited) 48 minutes ago, alexa said: What's normal about living in this clown world Jokes aside, there's still a lot that is beautiful and wholesome things out there. The malignant forces haven't completely crushed the human spirit yet. Are there still children that find joy in this world? Yes, although the TPB are sure having a good go at corrupting their innocence. There's still plenty of beauty to be found in nature too. Edited April 7 by EnigmaticWorld 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexa Posted April 7 Author Share Posted April 7 6 minutes ago, EnigmaticWorld said: Are there still children that find joy in this world? Yes, although the TPB are sure having a good go at corrupting their innocence. The corruption starts with schooling (indoctrination) but yes I believe that children still have joy https://youtu.be/-efIjZ_1yQg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluke Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Still fasting for Ramadan. Peace be upon him. On 4/6/2023 at 12:48 PM, webtrekker said: Bloody hell! Easter! Thanks for letting me know. Every day is much the same now that we're retired. That's haram brother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Owl Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Well I've been making the most of being at home today, after doing a little bit of work from home this morning, I've been out in the garden enjoying the sunshine. This garden has always been a bit of a "sun trap" during the summer, but since my landlord had the conifers at the end of the garden removed at the start of the year, its even more so now! Took the opportunity to do some washing, which soon dried out, then made a start on this year's garden work by mowing the grass for the first time this year. It gave me the opportunity to assess the condition of the lawn, and despite my efforts last year, it looks badly infested with moss again, so maybe Sunday or Monday I get to spray a load of moss killer, then next weekend I get to try out my new lawn scarifier/raker which was delivered by Argos this morning. Now the trees at the top of the garden have gone, I can also have a go at extending the lawn by putting down a load of grass seed, to replace what died off under the trees. I'm also looking forward to being able to sit up there in the evening when I get home from work to catch the last bit of sunshine, as by that time the patio is in the shade! So yeah, its been a pretty "Good Friday" for me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 2 hours ago, Grumpy Owl said: it looks badly infested with moss Keep the moss. Less mowing and a great habitat for loads of insects! 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 (edited) 19 hours ago, alexa said: The corruption starts with schooling (indoctrination) but yes I believe that children still have joy https://youtu.be/-efIjZ_1yQg Edited April 7 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 HAPPY EASTER FOLKS! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthblast Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 On 4/6/2023 at 10:08 AM, alexa said: Looking for eggs ? Eating them ? Going on holiday ? praising the Lord ? Or just lazing around slobbing it ? There's two thing I'll be doing this Easter, praising the lord & lazing around slobbing it. Saving the World of course. - Nikola Tesla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinh12 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 I'll probably be doing things like washing some clothes, cleaning the house, cooking some decent meals, organising some raised beds, starting some seeds (no nightshades this year), waiting for the land to dry out, trying to find a new job, taunting my stalkers, worrying about how shit my life is, and anticipating the next malfunction of my body. I might also go for some walks, work out, and perhaps purchase a small Easter egg. All of these things will be done without speaking or seeing anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screamingeagle Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 4 minutes ago, Robinh12 said: without speaking or seeing anyone. you spoke to us,here why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captainlove Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 A few jobs around the house, also got to tidy the garage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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