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UK Armageddon Alarm Test


Mikhail Liebestein

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1 hour ago, sock muppet said:

 

Things fall from the sky all the time, just depends how big they are, Comets, Asteroids, Meteorites, CME Solar flares, UFO's and various other space junk that's been flung up there with complete abandon as to when it will return,

 

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6 hours ago, Mikhail Liebestein said:

 

I think we should stage some accidents and go for compensation.

 

It was the 23 April, I was on top of a stepladder, when suddenly at 11am I was stunned by a load alert coming from my phone, in shock I fell off the ladder....

 

They'll claim it was Havanna Syndrome, not them.

 

You were on your stepladder when the Chinese tried to attack the American Synago... cough... I mean Embassy in London.

 

A heroic London Police van driver deflected the attack by turning the van sideways.

 

Stray soundwaves from the sonic attack then caught you on your stepladder.

 

You fell because of a terror attack.

 

You have become a casuality of terrorism.

 

The BBC encourages victims like you to sue Tragedy-Trolls like Richard D Hall when this happens.

 

Marianna Spring's phonenumber:

 

+66 666 6666 66 6   EXT (6)

 

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Now eat your bugz...

 

 

 

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Looks like they are getting us ready for another pesky virus , bird flu the next big pandemic, Japan has already culled millions of chickens and they don't have enough land to bury them , good excuse for bird flu to spread and why the fuck are France buying in vaccines? 

Stay at home don't leave your 15 minute cities , no chickens, poultry, eggs , meat for sale and get the vaccines into arms 🙄

 

 

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Just now, Greenhulk50 said:

Looks like they are getting us ready for another pesky virus , bird flu the next big pandemic, Japan has already culled millions of chickens and they don't have enough land to bury them , good excuse for bird flu to spread and why the fuck are France buying in vaccines? 

Stay at home don't leave your 15 minute cities , no chickens, poultry, eggs , meat for sale and get the vaccines into arms 🙄

 

 

 

And listen to what Elon tells you!   😆

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5 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said:

Don't joke about ladders, I bought a 20 foot ladder in a sale with 25% off, I got it home and found out it was only a fifteen foot ladder!🤭 Anyway I was at the top of it and I fell off, luckily for me, the concrete path broke my fall, oh, and two ribs!🥴

 

You should sue the concrete company.

 

They laid down unsafe concrete.

 

(Looks for the business card that lawyer handed him at the liquor store)

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13 hours ago, EnigmaticWorld said:

 

Someone that I follow on Twitter was speculating about a comet that might hit Britain in the next few years as well, and how elites might know about it. Dunno if that's true or not.

 

They are monitoring asteroids and other bits of rock, and can speculate when there is going to be a collision with earth - but they are not going to tell us about it.

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On 3/19/2023 at 7:29 PM, DaleP said:

 

 

But we won't receive the emergency alert txt till 23rd April..... :classic_unsure:

Apparently that hemorrhoid will hit earth at 18000 miles an hour, so, I'm going down Brighton seafront because the speed limit is only twenty miles an hour there, so, slow down sucker, or risk a big fine!🤭 If it happens to hit Eastbourne it could, potentially, cause a lot of improvement to the area👍

I was at a birthday party in Eastbourne the other week, there was a lovely buffet and plenty of those funny little things on sticks🤔 ermm what do they call them again? 🤔oh yes, pensioners👍 that was it!🥴

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9 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said:

Apparently that hemorrhoid will hit earth at 18000 miles an hour, so, I'm going down Brighton seafront because the speed limit is only twenty miles an hour there, so, slow down sucker, or risk a big fine!🤭 If it happens to hit Eastbourne it could, potentially, cause a lot of improvement to the area👍

I was at a birthday party in Eastbourne the other week, there was a lovely buffet and plenty of those funny little things on sticks🤔 ermm what do they call them again? 🤔oh yes, pensioners👍 that was it!🥴

 

Don't worry. It will probably hit Holland.

 

Then the Armageddon alert will come out of your phone.

 

And then you have six minutes to put on your swimming trunks and climb on the roof of your house.   😆

 

 

 

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Interesting!

does anyone speaks Spanish?

Apparently, there is a rumour going around in Spain that a half of the earth population will perish on 23rd April. Surely it's not coincident that our government is tellling us before they push the button. You know, they always tell you beforehand, hidden in plain sight and all that. 😱

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6 minutes ago, DaleP said:

Interesting!

does anyone speaks Spanish?

Apparently, there is a rumour going around in Spain that a half of the earth population will perish on 23rd April. Surely it's not coincident that our government is tellling us before they push the button. You know, they always tell you beforehand, hidden in plain sight and all that. 😱

It will be the ‘bad’ half of the population, which could mean that we have a chance of winning our first village cricket match of the season against - the Bank of England! 

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Apparently, there has been an increased solar flare activities this year and we had six 'X class' flare so far.

As a proof, people in New Mexico, US were able to witness aurora which can only be seen either in North/South pole region....usually.

The consequence of a big bang is one of great chain reaction of satellite malfunctioning to destruction ofcommunication system, can't use smartmeters, no water, people might experience radiation sickness, fire, destroyed crops, food shortage etc.

 

I am off to buy some water this afternoon. lol

I have an anti-solar flare pouch to put my USB wallet, mp4 player, ebook, mobile etc...... and charge them up fully. May be I need to buy extra candles....

 

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Public emergency message released ahead of UK test

Emergency test campaign

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Further details have been released about the alert that will be sent to smartphones across the UK next week, to test a new public warning system.

A message with a siren at 15:00 BST on 23 April will say "in a real emergency, follow the instructions in the alert to keep yourself and others safe".

It will give a sound and vibration for 10 seconds even for phones on silent.

Phone users will have to acknowledge the alert before they can continue using their devices.

The alert system will be used to warn of extreme weather events, such as flash floods or wildfires. It could also be used during terror incidents or civil defence emergencies if the UK was under attack.

It is being sent to 4G and 5G mobile phones.

The full message will read: "This is a test of Emergency Alerts, a new UK government service that will warn you if there's a life-threatening emergency nearby.

"In a real emergency, follow the instructions in the alert to keep yourself and others safe."

"Visit gov.uk/alerts for more information.

"This is a test. You do not need to take any action."

From: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65290166

 

So now we all know what to expect, don't panic, there's nothing to worry about...

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3 hours ago, DaleP said:

Interesting!

does anyone speaks Spanish?

Apparently, there is a rumour going around in Spain that a half of the earth population will perish on 23rd April. Surely it's not coincident that our government is tellling us before they push the button. You know, they always tell you beforehand, hidden in plain sight and all that. 😱

Most likely bullshit.

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4 hours ago, DaleP said:

Interesting!

does anyone speaks Spanish?

Apparently, there is a rumour going around in Spain that a half of the earth population will perish on 23rd April. Surely it's not coincident that our government is tellling us before they push the button. You know, they always tell you beforehand, hidden in plain sight and all that. 😱

What are you going on about lol. More fear porn

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Am sure they did this before a couple of years back during summer? (I think '21, possibly '20- I don't recall specifically, I didn't pay it much mind, and was very ill for quite some time).

I just recall my phone going mental, and internet saying they were doing some emergency alert tests, BUT I didn't have to acknowledge the alert, and there wasn't as much (if any) media coverage.

Interestingly, when I searched at the time, it said the test alerts were going off outside London, and I was definitely in London (but I have location services off so it may have got 'confused'), and not been anywhere near the areas it said it was testing.

Back then, I switched off any emergency alert settings in my phone, but had to do it AGAIN with this lot of roll out. Something had switched them on in my phone without my knowledge.

May be related or not, my data kept switching itself on over 2020-22 (hasn't happened for a while now). I rarely have my data on (and hardly any apps on my phone), it is a PAYG, I can't remember ever updating the OS (and I have any updates to be done manually), and you have to go through a few settings to turn the data on, so it wasn't by accidental short cut my end.

Something's up for sure - doubt they'd be so clumsy as to do something actually on the alert date / time though. I suspect they're just setting us up and 'checking' who turns it off (I do not believe they won't be collecting that data), for compliance and identification.

 

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