alexa Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Why do we have spell check? why is it so shameful to spell wrong ? Why is spelling so important to them ? Does spell-ing really matter ? why not break their spell & best of all confuse Algorithms by writing like this. Examples; Nwe Wrold Odrer haz bgun. Itz geting lyke 1984 mor an mor eahc day Lets face it most would still understand these examples. How 2 beet the sistem dont bother usin spel chek any mor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webtrekker Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 I think correct punctuation is more important... 'Let's eat, Grandma.' 'Let's eat Grandma.' 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaticWorld Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Speaking in code or the latest memetic lingo makes sense to limit algorithms picking up on certain keywords, but more degeneration of language would probably just play into the elites hands. People have been dumbed down enough already. Relying on auto correct spell check is probably a bad idea and a lot of the younger urbanite generation would probably be screwed without it on their phones, but I still want people to help me if my spelling is wrong. Ever since I have been on this forum I have been honest about the fact that my writing skills need improvement, and I'm not ashamed of that. I'm ashamed of wasting time on unproductive crap when I was young and speaking like some ghetto imbecile instead of reading and writing more. It's not just writing, but also with oral speech too. Listen to live dialogue from radio or TV from years ago, people spoke much better. Everything is decadent now, and there's too many urbanites that are reliant on slang because their grasp of real language is pathetic. I mean no disrespect to them by saying that because I understand that they are victims of pop culture brainwashing and I want better for them so they can prosper and live wholesome lives. We have a massive issue with there being a lack of master orators these days, and this is probably why slimy people like Russell Brand grab the attention of midwits, because of the lack of competition. A master orator can motivate entire nations to act with their speeches, we need more of them, not less. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webtrekker Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 The best way to evade most algorithms is to place your text in an image ... Not the quickest way to do things, and not always suitable, but great for bypassing text-scanning algos. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexa Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 7 hours ago, EnigmaticWorld said: Ever since I have been on this forum I have been honest about the fact that my writing skills need improvement, and I'm not ashamed of that. Snap - I have to admit, I've come to rely on spell check, I very often just spell it the way I say it ? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macnamara Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 The cabal WANT you unable to spell properly because language is a tool and if you can't use the tool well you will find it harder to outline what the problem is that is facing you in orwells '1984' the state is actually shrinking language by removing words from public documents so that the lexicon shrinks. so if you really want to be subversive you will spell as well as you can whilst using as wide of an array of words as you possibly can to ensure that the full toolkit of language remains at our finger tips 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti Facts Sir Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Bollocks Mac, what a fucking load of absolute fucking bollocks, Fuck that. See I have no problem expressing myself very articulately :) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 15 hours ago, alexa said: Why do we have spell check? why is it so shameful to spell wrong ? Why is spelling so important to them ? Does spell-ing really matter ? why not break their spell & best of all confuse Algorithms by writing like this. Examples; Nwe Wrold Odrer haz bgun. Itz geting lyke 1984 mor an mor eahc day Lets face it most would still understand these examples. How 2 beet the sistem dont bother usin spel chek any mor Eezi ffore yu, yu liv in wayles and thay nevor ad ani grassp uf ingishh enyweigh! Why duz these dictators botha anyway, duz they think we iz thickerer than wot we iz? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 14 hours ago, webtrekker said: I think correct punctuation is more important... 'Let's eat, Grandma.' 'Let's eat Grandma.' Man went to see doctor about being overweight! Doctor ='Just don't eat anything fatty' Man='what like chips and pies and that sort of thing'? Doctor= No, just don't eat anything, fatty'! Joke curtesy of Gary Delaney, Sarah Millican's other half! Gary, you should have gone to specsavers!Just saying mate! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 (edited) 14 hours ago, EnigmaticWorld said: Speaking in code or the latest memetic lingo makes sense to limit algorithms picking up on certain keywords, but more degeneration of language would probably just play into the elites hands. People have been dumbed down enough already. Relying on auto correct spell check is probably a bad idea and a lot of the younger urbanite generation would probably be screwed without it on their phones, but I still want people to help me if my spelling is wrong. Ever since I have been on this forum I have been honest about the fact that my writing skills need improvement, and I'm not ashamed of that. I'm ashamed of wasting time on unproductive crap when I was young and speaking like some ghetto imbecile instead of reading and writing more. It's not just writing, but also with oral speech too. Listen to live dialogue from radio or TV from years ago, people spoke much better. Everything is decadent now, and there's too many urbanites that are reliant on slang because their grasp of real language is pathetic. I mean no disrespect to them by saying that because I understand that they are victims of pop culture brainwashing and I want better for them so they can prosper and live wholesome lives. We have a massive issue with there being a lack of master orators these days, and this is probably why slimy people like Russell Brand grab the attention of midwits, because of the lack of competition. A master orator can motivate entire nations to act with their speeches, we need more of them, not less. Mate, fuck your bad spelling, you and I are in total agreement about that slimeball Brand, him and David Walliams were probably Siamese, sorry, co joined twins when they first hit planet earth! When they split 'em, which one got the brain, and which one got the arsehole? Wen I wuz at skool i cudent spel grannfather, and now i ar one! Anyway, you put up some good posts and replies, you're also on the same wavelength as us and that's the main thing! Edited March 8 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexa Posted March 8 Author Share Posted March 8 Spell it as ya say it Ate = 8 Farmacy Scycology Scykick Phuk Syence Becus Seeling Bakwoods How many did ya get 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 4 hours ago, alexa said: Spell it as ya say it Ate = 8 Farmacy Scycology Scykick Phuk Syence Becus Seeling Bakwoods How many did ya get Yu tayk the biskit yu reeli du, wots rung wyh yu, wye dunt yu spel proppa lyk as wot we duz? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexa Posted March 8 Author Share Posted March 8 4 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: Yu tayk the biskit yu reeli du, wots rung wyh yu, wye dunt yu spel proppa lyk as wot we duz? im b in layzee az pur 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 (edited) 10 hours ago, alexa said: im b in layzee az pur Nearly as bad as the 'Black Country' way of speaking. 'Oh arr me an our kid we'z agooin ter the chip shap fer a cod and sixpennorth of chips, dun in beef fat, you just cor beat 'em, am yo avin sum? They guz down real well with a pint of Banks's bitter! We'all sit down by the cut an watch the sun agooin' down over the gasworks, it'll be a bostin' night, an a full moon, trust me my mon, yo'll luv it'! Aynuk =What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison Ayli? Ayli= I doh know, I've never washed my 'onds in a buffalo! Aynuk 'ow many hundreths are there in an inch? Ayli= I doh know mate, there must be thousands of 'em' Ayli and Aynuk in the pub, Aynuk said 'doh drink no more beer Ayli, yo'm getting drunk'! Ayli said 'I ay drunk Aynuk, what gives yo that idea as I'm agettin' drunk'? Aynuk said 'Yo must be gettin' druke mate, yer fairce is gettin' very blurry'! Aynuk said to Ayli 'yo knows that Billy Tipton from Netherton? eez started a chicken farm in the field behind 'is 'ouse'! Ayli= 'oh arr, 'ows 'e a goin' on uv it'? Aynuk= 'they all died, all five 'undred of 'em'! Ayli = 'ow come they all died then'? Aynuk= well, Billy reckons 'e planted 'em all too deep'! Edited March 9 by Mr Crabtree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleP Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 On 3/7/2023 at 5:25 PM, alexa said: Snap - I have to admit, I've come to rely on spell check, I very often just spell it the way I say it ? Yeah that happens.... meat n veg, meet n veg. I often re-read my post and find extra character which I'm sure I didn't type but obviously it was added for some reason I can't figure out... like touched a wrong key and creating a new word like freen instead of free. lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaticWorld Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 My biggest problem is that I often forget to proofread crap, then I go back later and notice how messed up what I typed was when it's too late to edit. Probably happens more on the weekends after I have been out to have a drink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexa Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 2 hours ago, EnigmaticWorld said: My biggest problem is that I often forget to proofread crap, then I go back later and notice how messed up what I typed was when it's too late to edit. Probably happens more on the weekends after I have been out to have a drink. I duz the same - Hiccup - 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexa Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 5 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: Nearly as bad as the 'Black Country' way of speaking. 'Oh arr me an our kid we'z agooin ter the chip shap fer a cod and sixpennorth of chips, dun in beef fat, you just cor beat 'em, am yo avin sum? They guz down real well with a pint of Banks's bitter! We'all sit down by the cut an watch the sun agooin' down over the gasworks, it'll be a bostin' night, an a full moon, trust me my mon, yo'll luv it'! This is very clever Mister Crabtree, dyow do enee other aksents ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexa Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 3 hours ago, DaleP said: I often re-read my post and find extra character which I'm sure I didn't type but obviously it was added for some reason I can't figure out... I do this all the time, I reckon it's psychological as when we are typing we tend to type a word as we would say it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleP Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 15 hours ago, EnigmaticWorld said: My biggest problem is that I often forget to proofread crap, then I go back later and notice how messed up what I typed was when it's too late to edit. Probably happens more on the weekends after I have been out to have a drink. I do this as well..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 On 3/9/2023 at 6:14 AM, alexa said: This is very clever Mister Crabtree, dyow do enee other aksents ? The crooked house pub, Himley near Dudley up for sale, another bit of history going now! The Mug House in Worcester, the only pub I know that's in a cemetery, I wonder if they serve spirits? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthblast Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 On 3/8/2023 at 12:39 PM, Mr Crabtree said: Yu tayk the biskit yu reeli du, wots rung wyh yu, wye dunt yu spel proppa lyk as wot we duz? "Ze zpelling iz ze art ov orderink ze wördz zuch zat whin youz eatz ze bugz un ze zynthetic meatz ze Cluymate willz be improvedz and youz don'tz diez frum ze rizen zea levelz fromz ze Antarkteekuh zea ize." - Klauz Schwubz, "Ze New Nürrütivez Ofz Ze 21st Zenturie", 365 pägez, Eugenicaz Püblishinkz ov ze New Yorkz 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaticWorld Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 3 hours ago, Truthblast said: "Ze zpelling iz ze art ov orderink ze wördz zuch zat whin youz eatz ze bugz un ze zynthetic meatz ze Cluymate willz be improvedz and youz don'tz diez frum ze rizen zea levelz fromz ze Antarkteekuh zea ize." - Klauz Schwubz, "Ze New Nürrütivez Ofz Ze 21st Zenturie", 365 pägez, Eugenicaz Püblishinkz ov ze New Yorkz Yeah, we get it, the caricature has a thick German accent, but the dude literally has busts of Lenin in his office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexa Posted March 11 Author Share Posted March 11 5 hours ago, Truthblast said: "Ze zpelling iz ze art ov orderink ze wördz zuch zat whin youz eatz ze bugz un ze zynthetic meatz ze Cluymate willz be improvedz and youz don'tz diez frum ze rizen zea levelz fromz ze Antarkteekuh zea ize." - Klauz Schwubz, "Ze New Nürrütivez Ofz Ze 21st Zenturie", 365 pägez, Eugenicaz Püblishinkz ov ze New Yorkz Phew - This was hard going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleP Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 6 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: The crooked house pub, Himley near Dudley up for sale, another bit of history going now! The Mug House in Worcester, the only pub I know that's in a cemetery, I wonder if they serve spirits? I wouldn't buy a property round there. Obviously a massive sinkhole in the making..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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