Mr Crabtree Posted October 8, 2024 Share Posted October 8, 2024 (edited) 1 hour ago, jack121 said: Not sure who this king is. First we're told this guy is king: Then we're told this guy is king : Then we're told this guy is king : Then we're told this guy is king : Then we're told this guy is king : Who the fuck is this king We've got more 'Kings' than a pack of cards, 'Prince' William could be the Joker, Kate could be the 'Queen of Tarts' Fergie could be the 'Queen of Clubs' lovely Meghan could be the 'Queen of Spades' and dear 'Cam Knickers' could be the 'Queen of Diamonds'! Starmer has more suits than a dozen packs of cards, and he's no Joker is he? I actually won a few quid playing cards with a Leper once, it was quite tense, the pot was piling up and then, he suddenly threw his hand in! Edited October 8, 2024 by Mr Crabtree 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haru-no-utena Posted October 8, 2024 Share Posted October 8, 2024 On the second photo from the top the actor playing the King looks like Charles and John Travolta hybride (sorry John!). These eyebrows, eyes, the chin are kind of Travolta's and the teeth look different. The actress playing the Queen wears a wig and does not look like Camilla. Other photos show the same person to me. On the last one there is an old man who drinks too much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted October 8, 2024 Share Posted October 8, 2024 8 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: We've got more 'Kings' than a pack of cards, 'Prince' William could be the Joker, Kate could be the 'Queen of Tarts' Fergie could be the 'Queen of Clubs' lovely Meghan could be the 'Queen of Spades' and dear 'Cam Knickers' could be the 'Queen of Diamonds'! Starmer has more suits than a dozen packs of cards, and he's no Joker is he? I actually won a few quid playing cards with a Leper once, it was quite tense, the pot was piling up and then, he suddenly threw his hand in! My wife pointed out that people might think the wrong thing about the Queen of Spades bit, I actually meant her trying to bury the 'royals' and not in any racial context because 'spades' used to be a derogatory term used for black folk a few years back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted October 8, 2024 Share Posted October 8, 2024 6 hours ago, Haru-no-utena said: On the second photo from the top the actor playing the King looks like Charles and John Travolta hybride (sorry John!). These eyebrows, eyes, the chin are kind of Travolta's and the teeth look different. The actress playing the Queen wears a wig and does not look like Camilla. Other photos show the same person to me. On the last one there is an old man who drinks too much. I understand what you mean, the first time I ever saw Camilla I genuinely thought 'wow after all these years they've actually found Shergar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted October 8, 2024 Share Posted October 8, 2024 On 9/10/2024 at 8:12 AM, jack121 said: 666 Did you know... King Charles owns 6 point 6 billion acres of land and 1 6th of Earth's surface Yesss, but, is he happy? I only own a couple of 'acres' where the dog jumped up to greet me and hit me in the knackers, and believe me, it didn't make me happy! I remember saying 'Flipping heck boy, that's made me tingle a wee bit'! My wife said that wasn't the exact phrasing I used at the time! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Grapes Posted October 8, 2024 Share Posted October 8, 2024 48 minutes ago, Mr Crabtree said: I understand what you mean, the first time I ever saw Camilla I genuinely thought 'wow after all these years they've actually found Shergar Well now you're just flogging a dead horse. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted October 8, 2024 Share Posted October 8, 2024 11 hours ago, jack121 said: Not sure who this king is. First we're told this guy is king: Then we're told this guy is king : Then we're told this guy is king : Then we're told this guy is king : Then we're told this guy is king : Who the fuck is this king In the last but one pic I thought it was a cast member from the 1989 film 'Coneheads' ! On 10/5/2024 at 12:13 AM, Anti Facts Sir said: Diddymen!? Reminds me of that old Ken Dodd joke .In 1989 Ken Dodd was put on trial for tax evasion, it lasted 3 weeks and he was acquitted, then rumors got round that he had got two new Diddy men, 'Diddy Pay' and 'Diddy Bollocks'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observations Posted October 8, 2024 Share Posted October 8, 2024 4 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: My wife pointed out that people might think the wrong thing about the Queen of Spades bit, I actually meant her trying to bury the 'royals' and not in any racial context because 'spades' used to be a derogatory term used for black folk a few years back! That’s no lady .. … Oh; when you said spade, I just thought you meant ‘cause she kept showing her snatch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted October 9, 2024 Share Posted October 9, 2024 3 hours ago, Observations said: That’s no lady .. … Oh; when you said spade, I just thought you meant ‘cause she kept showing her snatch That's probably bigger than a spade, more likely the size of a pizza oven paddle, and as crusty ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted October 9, 2024 Share Posted October 9, 2024 7 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: That's probably bigger than a spade, more likely the size of a pizza oven paddle, and as crusty ! Or, even a beechwood malt shovel! A bit battered around the edges but still useable in an emergency! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Grapes Posted October 9, 2024 Share Posted October 9, 2024 (edited) 5 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said: Or, even a beechwood malt shovel! A bit battered around the edges but still useable in an emergency! Cue Paul Hogan: "That's not a spade, THIS is a spade..." World's largest spades "The new Cardiff landmark is bigger than Percy Thrower’s and bigger than the official world record holder at Garden-Ville (USA) which stands at 12.4m as measured at their premises in Creedmoor, Texas, USA. At 12.6m high, the Welsh spade is truly enormous, weighing in at 8 tonnes with foundations 2 metres deep. The UK built steel structure had to be transported in three pieces and required over 30 litres of paint to cover in full." Edited October 9, 2024 by Grumpy Grapes 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack121 Posted October 10, 2024 Author Share Posted October 10, 2024 On 10/8/2024 at 11:18 AM, Haru-no-utena said: On the second photo from the top the actor playing the King looks like Charles and John Travolta hybride (sorry John!). These eyebrows, eyes, the chin are kind of Travolta's and the teeth look different. The actress playing the Queen wears a wig and does not look like Camilla. Other photos show the same person to me. On the last one there is an old man who drinks too much. I didn't see the Travolta thing at first, but the more i look at the photo the more i see your point. Good call on Queen Camel, I didn't spot that one 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haru-no-utena Posted October 10, 2024 Share Posted October 10, 2024 23 hours ago, Grumpy Grapes said: Cue Paul Hogan: "That's not a spade, THIS is a spade..." World's largest spades "The new Cardiff landmark is bigger than Percy Thrower’s and bigger than the official world record holder at Garden-Ville (USA) which stands at 12.4m as measured at their premises in Creedmoor, Texas, USA. At 12.6m high, the Welsh spade is truly enormous, weighing in at 8 tonnes with foundations 2 metres deep. The UK built steel structure had to be transported in three pieces and required over 30 litres of paint to cover in full." Could it be the Welsh equivalent of the Liberty statue? (as it looks kind of similar). Work makes one free, I mean garden work of course. No offense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Grapes Posted October 10, 2024 Share Posted October 10, 2024 (edited) 1 hour ago, Haru-no-utena said: Could it be the Welsh equivalent of the Liberty statue? (as it looks kind of similar). Work makes one free, I mean garden work of course. No offense! Two Welsh serpents and a caduceus Edited October 10, 2024 by Grumpy Grapes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haru-no-utena Posted October 10, 2024 Share Posted October 10, 2024 12 minutes ago, Grumpy Grapes said: Two Welsh serpents and a caduceus Ha ha ha! This is hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observations Posted October 10, 2024 Share Posted October 10, 2024 Hey you lot, all these smiles make me smile, which is a really nice lift. It don’t matter what happens ‘they’ can’t take away our sense of humour, and it’s still one of the best medicines 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
numnuts Posted October 10, 2024 Share Posted October 10, 2024 (edited) Cue some unsavory theories, which 'must be properly dealt with'... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm249ym44dvo 'Kate makes surprise first public visit since ending chemo.' Edited October 10, 2024 by numnuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti Facts Sir Posted October 10, 2024 Share Posted October 10, 2024 9 hours ago, Grumpy Grapes said: Two Welsh serpents and a caduceus One on the right is a plant. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observations Posted October 11, 2024 Share Posted October 11, 2024 7 hours ago, numnuts said: Cue some unsavory theories, which 'must be properly dealt with'... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm249ym44dvo 'Kate makes surprise first public visit since ending chemo.' The reporter on BBC news said “the Prince and Princess lending their love and support to a town that is still healing” ( ?) More like going to check on people’s misery and report back? I suppose it just had to be Southport? They just love to go and feed on tragedy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack121 Posted October 11, 2024 Author Share Posted October 11, 2024 16 hours ago, Grumpy Grapes said: Two Welsh serpents and a caduceus Forever doing " Charity " work , then charging you £Billions for it - So not really charity work, more like profiteering. Doubt these two even dug the hole. Probably had one of their slaves do it then they stepped in Look : Even takes two of them to hold up a little sapling. If they had to do it by themselves it would have overworked them and they need another £52Million holiday to the carribean 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observations Posted October 11, 2024 Share Posted October 11, 2024 Strange that all but one are exactly the same photo? And that she’s got that Kamala Harris grin? She had a brief ‘speaking part’ on the news …. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack121 Posted October 11, 2024 Author Share Posted October 11, 2024 So boring. So obvious. The £Trilionaires of the world are doing " Charity " work again, trying their best to look busy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack121 Posted October 11, 2024 Author Share Posted October 11, 2024 Crack ? Cocaine? Adrenochrome ? Something is aging these people 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti Facts Sir Posted October 11, 2024 Share Posted October 11, 2024 3 hours ago, Observations said: The reporter on BBC news said “the Prince and Princess lending their love and support to a town that is still healing” ( ?) More like going to check on people’s misery and report back? I suppose it just had to be Southport? They just love to go and feed on tragedy? Most likely reason. Energy vampires. And as a BOGOF, it puts the Southport event back in the headlines. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haru-no-utena Posted October 11, 2024 Share Posted October 11, 2024 11 hours ago, jack121 said: Forever doing " Charity " work , then charging you £Billions for it - So not really charity work, more like profiteering. Doubt these two even dug the hole. Probably had of their slaves do it then they stepped in Look : Even takes two of them to hold up a little sapling. If they had to do it by themselves it would have overworked them and they need another £52Million holiday to the carribean Little Willy's spade is the size of a toy. It looks ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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