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D-Day celebrations presented by the royals, taking the glory from front line heroes.

These two who have never seen a front line in their entire lives, and proudly displaying their poundland medals

 

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On 6/4/2024 at 2:10 AM, Grumpy Grapes said:

 

"Brown's manager has now confirmed to Newsweek it was a reference to a past joke by Dame Edna Everage, a famous character performed by Australian comedian Barry Humphries." 

OOHH that's alright then, showbiz managers are renown for being 110% honest, case closed, move along folks, nothing to see here!

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Still no sign of cash grabbing kate as she sends letter of apology for not being able to do more waving, and not being able to spend £millions of the british people's money

 

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The poor dear is so exhausted from her latest £53 million holiday, she needs time off to rest and recover from all the endless laughing at the stupid sheep who pay all of her bills.

 

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Cash grabbing kate has written to the Irish guards to apologise for being unable to take the salute and wish them luck for a trooping the colour event.

 

She asked for time, space and privacy as she was being treated for cancer. Little willy gave a positive update about her  treatment during another free £8 Million tax payer funded holiday visit to the Isles of Scilly earlier in May, saying "she's doing well"

 

Kate will be represented at the Colonel's Review by General James Bucknall, who will act as the inspecting officer of the day in the cash grabber's  absence.

 

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On 6/2/2024 at 6:06 PM, Tinfoil Hat said:

Decidedly odd! If it's legitimate. *Edited* Brown's post was 6 months ago. There's nothing to suggest he made any attempt to help.

 

Also, if it's just some build up to a quirky joke, it's in extremely poor taste.

 

Not that I'm an admirer of this woman. Anyone remember the nurse who 'committed suicide' after a journalist was allowed to get through to her in the maternity suite, or Kate's official 1st baby photo's being released, with Her Highness sporting the same outfit as worn by Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby? 

 

 

I also read about a nurse who burnt himself alive outside Kensington palace around 2015 which is also really weird. Like something out of the Omen.

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Has any one any details about Kate’s mother she was killed in a head on car crash at the end of March air lifted to hospital - total news black out. Refused to be allowed to see Kate. 
Then the Middleton’s were declared bankrupt in April.

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53 minutes ago, Dagon44 said:

Has any one any details about Kate’s mother she was killed in a head on car crash at the end of March air lifted to hospital - total news black out. Refused to be allowed to see Kate. 
Then the Middleton’s were declared bankrupt in April.

Haven't heard this, did you read it somewhere?, although the media has gone quiet on the mum generally since all that stuff about the party business being some kind of flop and owing a load of money. 

 

"Is Kate Middleton dead" is a top suggested search on Google so maybe a few normies are wondering with the recycled old photos and old stories, plus the recent "letter".  Wonder what's gone on. She doesn't look like someone that would have any cancer causing lifestyle traits. She looks like she barely eats if anything. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Dagon44 said:

Has any one any details about Kate’s mother she was killed in a head on car crash at the end of March air lifted to hospital - total news black out. Refused to be allowed to see Kate. 
Then the Middleton’s were declared bankrupt in April.

Wow. That would tie in with everything if true. Take the family out. And I don't meant down to the coast for a day.

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16 minutes ago, Malbec said:

Haven't heard this, did you read it somewhere?, although the media has gone quiet on the mum generally since all that stuff about the party business being some kind of flop and owing a load of money. 

 

"Is Kate Middleton dead" is a top suggested search on Google so maybe a few normies are wondering with the recycled old photos and old stories, plus the recent "letter".  Wonder what's gone on. She doesn't look like someone that would have any cancer causing lifestyle traits. She looks like she barely eats if anything. 

 

 

For obvious reasons it’s very hard to find details about it 

Just Google it and you will find stuff on Reddit and X

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2 minutes ago, Anti Facts Sir said:

Wow. That would tie in with everything if true. Take the family out. And I don't meant down to the coast for a day.

The Middletons have been finished, Kate and Carole both dead and made bankrupt on top of that.

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Carole Middleton and the car crash

Of all the weird things that have happened, this one weirds me out the most. I only came across this the other day, it seems to have gone largely under the radar.

On 2nd March, local news site the Birminghamist reported that Carole Middleton was in  critical condition following a head-on collision with another vehicle. It says it got the story from the Daily Express. But there doesn't seem to be any report from the Express, or any other source, except for one other local news site, countylocalnews.

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News outlets often prepare certain articles and then - for whatever reason - they get shelved....new details emerge to change the story, they get hit with the "do not publish" notice by the funny squad....but occasionally they get put online by mistake. Trying to think of ones like that from the last couple of years, remember seeing them on here actually.

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11 minutes ago, Dagon44 said:

Carole Middleton and the car crash

Of all the weird things that have happened, this one weirds me out the most. I only came across this the other day, it seems to have gone largely under the radar.

On 2nd March, local news site the Birminghamist reported that Carole Middleton was in  critical condition following a head-on collision with another vehicle. It says it got the story from the Daily Express. But there doesn't seem to be any report from the Express, or any other source, except for one other local news site, countylocalnews.

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21 minutes ago, Anti Facts Sir said:

That article on the Birminghamist site is definitely not written by a human. Probably AI generated, in case it was needed at a later date, and someone put it up by mistake.

Whatever it is it is strange and spooky and it could be true. As there have been no photos of Carole either recently.

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Carole Middleton and the car crash

Of all the weird things that have happened, this one weirds me out the most. I only came across this the other day, it seems to have gone largely under the radar.

On 2nd March, local news site the Birminghamist reported that Carole Middleton was in  critical condition following a head-on collision with another vehicle. It says it got the story from the Daily Express. But there doesn't seem to be any report from the Express, or any other source, except for one other local news site, countylocalnews.

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Is it on archive.org? Can't read because it's too small.

If true, wow.

So mum wanted to see her daughter (presumably now dead) and refused so they had to kill her off so that nobody asks?

How is it possible that the party business went bankrupt?? Was Carole taken out to give warning to Pippa and her dad so that they will not ask questions? 😮

What did go wrong? I don't mean car accident but the whole thing.... Did it all start with the affair and cascaded down to this mess? Truly shocking.

 

 

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