Jump to content

Royal Thread - All royal stories here please


jack121

Recommended Posts

More from the GB news spot earlier.

 

Guest MP

"I think it was OTT. Ridiculous. They didn't seem to be able to make up their own minds whether you looked honest and they would let you through, or not. Huge queues to get your accreditation, and you couldn't do anything without accreditation." 

 

Presenter

"Is the security operation strong enough? Absolutely not."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

there is a lot of tiktok videos about a creative society which will replace the old order.  If Charles had a child with camilla who is older than William could cause a lot of issues so maybe the man in Australia is the next king.  

 

I would have favoured Princess Anne as she does take her role seriously and never stops working.   

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Greetings to all, and welcome once again to your local royal store, wherein you can buy all of your lovely royal goodies to celebrate this coronation.

For openers here we have this amazzzing plaque

 

ac1.jpg.5dcf896730c21a6d10d303a3d526ee05.jpg

 

Yes, this shiny trinket that cost pennies to make from foreign child labour can be yours for the princely sum of just £120. That's right. That is actually right. Can you believe it. Wow! What a price!! I know you are rubbing your eyes in disbelief, but let me take a moment to tell this is genuinely the correct price we are charging. Here's the link for you to purchase immediatly. You must purchase immediatly.

https://www.brunelengraving.co.uk/prod/specialist/king-charles-iii-coronation-plaque/200mm-x-150mm?utm_source=Google+Shopping&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Google+Shopping&gclid=EAIaIQobChMItI7t-sPY_gIVi83tCh1Q7QYlEAQYBCABEgIfGPD_BwE

 

Next my loyal and obediant sheep we have a ballon for you. Cost less than a penny to make at the local china sweatshop.co but it can be yours for £16. Wow ! Amazing!!  Only £16. For a cheap tacky rubber ballon. Don't forget to tell your ever-smiling king what you think of this gift to the nation

 

ar22.png.3d45568cd55b45d10842b4925dea5125.png

 

Roll up my ever obediant sheep, roll up, for this pot of cheese. But not any cheese, the cheese itself is royal cheese from the fatherland in germany where i came from, but we royals don't like talking about that too much. Anyway, back to the cheese:

 

qw1.jpg.fdf0ba20d14f43f6b41d0ca7cef1f165.jpg

 

Just 100 grams in weight, this must be the most expensive cheese you have ever purchased, but worth it to support your ever loving royals who love you so so much, at a small, insignificant, miserly sum of £16. What a bargain. Just £16. What a gift. You must purchase today or lose out on this incredible once in a lifetime offer.

 

 

Next my baaing and trotting friends we have a plate

 

aplate.webp.015a39d8462b4db407e53bf4a0a486d4.webp

 

But again not any old plate, this is a royal commeration plate so must be purchased immediatly and given pride of place on your mantlepiece. It simply must.

We offer this wonderful achievement out to you at the incredible unbelievable mind-blowing- amazing price of just £78. Yes, just £78 of your stinking working-class money

Buy more and give them out as a gift to your friends so they can join in on the festivities as well

 

 

Next we have a coin

 

acoin.jpeg.a4371838544f87417b46e6d628239f91.jpeg

 

With an attractive man on the front you cannot go wrong. And with a value of £5, you can buy this coin from us today, for just the miniscule tiny insignificant blockbuster price of only £15, That's right. You give us £15 and we give you £5 in return.  Bet you can't believe it

 

Next up my loyal and grazing friends we have a teacup

 

atea.jpg.2af38c5ee611a80cebd26d9c0bc6b9bc.jpg

 

That's right. A amazing teacup. Now you can drink the ever popular cuppa from your own royal approved teacup, and at an eye-watering price of just £100 you can't go wrong. And what is even more amazing, a percentage of the profits from this teacup will go to westminister charity.

 

 

And if you need to turn to the bottle, we can help with that:

 

adecanter.jpg.09f050d991718f6ca2ee9cb86eb3f7e2.jpg

 

This royal decanter is just £320. I know your head is spinning. I know you need to sit down right now as you are having difficulty taking it all in, but i can promise you, you are not seeing things. This is the correct price. No money from this decanter sale will go to charity as the royals do so much as it is, working night and day to bring you these brilliant bargains, you should be grateful

Please purchase immediatly, and don't forget to pop back to your royal store and let us show you what we think of you

 

 

  • Thanks 1
  • Haha 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

22 hours ago, Anti Facts Sir said:

Seems like they're putting it in the public consciousness that the King might be in danger. 

 

Stage something with a patsy, blame it on some random lunatic, and usher in the NWO in 1, 2....

 

 

Something will probably change at some point. I don't like the royals, at least not the royals that we have, but I'm also aware that the PTB need to blame the old order to justify their new order. The monarchy probably know that they have mostly served their purpose, and that their days are numbered. The Marxists that marched through our institutions, they're just as much of a threat to the monarchy as they are to us normal folks, yet the royals never do anything about the woke mob, and they support a lot of their sentiment.
 

I just don't know if they will be totally abolished, or whether monarchs will take more of a back seat and bow to a global monarch. I can't really see a place for them in the UK in future though, the demographics then surely won't support them.

 

I guess regardless of whether they stay or whether they're abolished, we just need a system that supports the British people, and our royals don't.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

23 hours ago, Shake said:

I'll be playing this every single day until this shitfest is over. 

 

I have a nice speaker and has a Loud volume device

 

 

the same band has also a song called Charles Windsor. The chours is something like he's on his way to the guilotine.

This group predicted many things in their songs. Worth a thread on its own such is their dodgy-ness. even Richard Hall has done a video on them.

Im not too clued up on royal history but  I'm told Charles kings 1 and 2 met early gruesome exits...so he's probably a bit worried especially with those fingers.

I was tempted to watch this coronation thing, I remember Micheal tsarion doing a walkthru of the Queen Elizardbeth satanic coronation in one of his videos. I would like to look out for such things in this years. however I've read they're shoehorning islamic and other faiths into the show in the name of diversity so obviously want to keep his real coronation away from public viewing.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

18 minutes ago, factJack said:

the same band has also a song called Charles Windsor. The chours is something like he's on his way to the guilotine.

This group predicted many things in their songs. Worth a thread on its own such is their dodgy-ness. even Richard Hall has done a video on them.

Im not too clued up on royal history but  I'm told Charles kings 1 and 2 met early gruesome exits...so he's probably a bit worried especially with those fingers.

I was tempted to watch this coronation thing, I remember Micheal tsarion doing a walkthru of the Queen Elizardbeth satanic coronation in one of his videos. I would like to look out for such things in this years. however I've read they're shoehorning islamic and other faiths into the show in the name of diversity so obviously want to keep his real coronation away from public viewing.

I don't mind the manics. They have a lot of cracking tunes. I'm trying to find the Richard d hall video about them..will be interesting to know. 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Shake said:

I don't mind the manics. They have a lot of cracking tunes. I'm trying to find the Richard d hall video about them..will be interesting to know. 

 

The Tragic Street Preachers

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11058848/

https://www.richplanet.net/richp_genre.php?ref=273&part=1&gen=99

 

Your search kung fu is lacking, padawan, 🤣👍

  • Thanks 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Labour candidate David Beckett from  Darlington has been sacked for this truthblast:

 

Mr Beckett was suspended by Labour after he Tweeted: "Are we seriously being asked to swear that we will 'pledge allegiance to his Majesty, [his] heirs and successors according to law'?

"There isn't a chance in hell of me giving such an affirmation to a fuckin nonce."

Beckett's slur was in response to the idea that people would join together across the country to acclaim their oath of allegiance to the new King.

The story was first picked up by the Northern Echo and Labour appears to have acted swiftly to suspend the candidate who cannot be taken off the ballot paper for tomorrow's election.

After the row broke out Mr Beckett's Twitter account mysteriously went offline

 

anon.jpg.85b5324aaa4739951815a992c76f893a.jpg

 

Darlington Labour group said: "We have been notified by Labour's Governance and Legal Unit that one of our candidates has been suspended from the party regarding conduct on social media. We will not be commenting further on this individual case any further, while this investigation is ongoing. Darlington Labour do not agree with or endorse the comments made by this individual in this case against the wonderful monarchy.

"We hold our councillors and candidates to a high standard and apologise unequivocally for the offence caused in this instance to our glorious king."

Tory MP Richard Holden said: "Sir Keir Starmer says Labour have changed from the Corbynite anti-Monarchy anti-Jewish mob he backed all the way in 2017 and 2019 but it's clear they're the same Labour, so out of touch with public feelings."

Dudley North MP Marco Longhi added: "This typical of people who make up the Labour Party. They try to come across as patriotic and monarchists but their mask always slips, as sure as night follows day.

"This slur is terrible and defamatory and it shows that the Labour Party can't pretend to be supportive of the brave Royal family - even Keir Starmer was on video saying he was anti-monarchy, hence his words in the chamber today rang so hollow, as they always do."

 

 

 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Meghan markle's talent agency tell her : 'she's not most popular woman in world', despite public opinion to the contrary

Mega and Arry have signed up with wme talent agency which represents Rihanna, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson and Matt Damon.

- But however I was always under the impression that one needed some kind of talent to sign up with a talent agency, but yet again i am proven wrong

This has fuelled speculation Mega signed the lucrative deal with the leading Hollywood talent agency to get into hollywood

But Majesty Magazine warned mega will likely be reminded of her dwindling popularity early on in the relationship between the two parties.

Sky News said on his show: "With poor ratings, and mega: she's not even going to be there (at the Coronation).

 

The William Morris agency that she has signed up with, they are going to let her know she's not one of the most popular women in the world at the moment.

Mega and Arry keep talking about their Archewell Foundation, who they work one hour a week for, yet pay themselves £10 million a year in salary. In other words every penny donated to archewell has been spent by this pair - some charity this turned out to be.

A source who knows Mega and arry closely said: "They need to find a way to make money - this is business."

They have signed multi-million dollar media deals, including with Netflix, which saw them star in their own six-part documentary series on the online streaming platform in December.

They also signed a bumper deal with Spotify, with Meghan believed to be bringing her podcast for a second season, which at the time the first season podcast swiftly became the most unpopular podcast of the year

 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 5/3/2023 at 2:16 AM, Shake said:

I'll be playing this every single day until this shitfest is over. 

 

I have a nice speaker and has a Loud volume device

 

 

 

I'll be playing this 😂

 

 

 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

David Starkey - I like to hear him as he gives me food for thought. He says "it reminds me of the tower of babel" ... then later ... "this tower of babel aspect of the coronation." 

 

Also he's not happy that traditional parts of the ceremony have been deleted and he asks by whom? And why? He sort of said about the hierarchy and the presenter asked if there should be a hierarchy at all. Typical. 

 

Sounds like one reason it's dumbed down to create even more illusions, like the one that the King is not that well off, as they've been telling us all week. 

 

Oh, they said he owns nothing, or next to nothing. Bloody hell, just realised where I've heard that before! 

 

Maybe they didn't use THAT word exactly? 

 

Interesting. They said it's all owned by the dutchy and the trusts. He owns a house, but they even mentioned he doesn't own the one in Romania. 'd heard he spends a lot of time in Romania.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

David Starkey feels that there should not be local representation at the coronation, as it's a national event. He was referring to a man who had recovered from cancer and been invited to the coronation. 

 

He says love drives you.

 

He mentions a quote;To love your country your country must be worthy of love.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Will and Kate to visit pub in Central London 

 

I thought why that pub? The presenter asks

 

I don't suppose you can tell us this, but why that pub in particular?

 

The 'reporter' replies I don't know, I know ... it's a chain .. etc ...

 

Caller texts in that it was one of George Orwell's favourite pubs?

 

Jaw drop. These sneaky f*ckers. It really is fun and games for them thinking up all of this. 

 

The Dog and Duck pub, Soho

 

ATTRACTING FAMOUS FACES SINCE 1897


Our Grade II listed building in Soho has a fascinating history.

Although the pub was originally built in 1734 on the site of the Duke of Monmouth’s home, the building that houses us today was built in 1897 by the architect Francis Cannon.

 

We’ve attracted our fair share of famous faces over the years.

 

George Orwell celebrated with a glass of absinthe when his book Animal Farm was selected for the American Book of the Month Club, John Constable and Dante Gabriel Rossetti both visited, and pop icon Madonna once popped in for a pint!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A few scattered quotes from the Royal conversation as the y wait for the arrival of Will and Kate

 

" They want to be seen 

 

It shows what can happen (shotgun cartridges)

 

We wouldn't want the police to enforce a lockdown 

 

My friends in America say they never get as close to politicians as we do to Charles 

 

Yes when the president visits

 

Whole cities are put into lockdown 

 

Whole roads are cleared 

 

A ring of steel 

 

The Royals are here by consent - they like to press the flesh "

Link to comment
Share on other sites

When asking the public if they accept Camilla as Queen one text said "she's done a lot of work supporting victims of domestic violence". 

 

These freaks are obsessed with promoting the idea of 'domestic violence'. Even during lockdown the only people they worried about locking down was those who were victims of 'domestic violence'. 

 

What a load of fake concern. If any couples are at each others throats it's likely to be because of the constant and deliberate torture from above. 

 

These lot never promote anything truly beautiful. They just love to roll around in misery, strife and illness. 

 

Edited by Observations
Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 4/14/2023 at 9:46 PM, JONJAY79 said:

Interesting predictions regarding Charles and the Queen so far so true but will the rest prevail?

 

Which son will Charles abdicate to? The obvious one would be William but Nostradamus says it the one who never expected to be king.

 

Is something going to happen to william ?

 

Book published 2015 by Mario Reading.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Nostradamus-Complete-Prophecies-Mario-Reading/dp/1780288972/ref=asc_df_1780288972/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=310817460612&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=16420548593976353198&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9046724&hvtargid=pla-493374107025&psc=1

IMG_20230101_182832_991.jpg

IMG_20230101_182832_731.jpg

 

That's interesting! He got the late Queen's passing right.

So are we going to have King Harry and Queen Megan? Who else? Can't be Andrew...so it could be Edward.....boring.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...