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On 3/30/2023 at 3:02 PM, Greenhulk50 said:

I had to laugh when I seen little Charlie boy wearing all his medals in Berlin, reminded me of the Kenny Everett Character General Cheeseburger, can someone tell me what Charlie did exactly to earn all those medals, what wars what campaigns was he in ?

 

War of the Windsors 1

War of the Windsors 2,

WW3 on it's way 

 

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12 hours ago, alexa said:

He's probably hiding those ugly fingers he has. 🖖:classic_biggrin:

 

And I'd like to see what's on his cufflinks too, jewellery like that sometimes has symbolism on. 

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On 4/6/2023 at 1:07 PM, Campion said:

 

And I'd like to see what's on his cufflinks too, jewellery like that sometimes has symbolism on. 

 

Probably Micky Mouse 🐭🐭  😂

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14 hours ago, alexa said:

Probably Micky Mouse 🐭🐭  😂

 

Here's a picture but I can't quite make it out. Greek flag for his dad perhaps? His ring is unclear too. 

 

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2 hours ago, Campion said:

 

Here's a picture but I can't quite make it out. Greek flag for his dad perhaps? His ring is unclear too. 

 

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His cufflink looks like a plane flying into a tower but I don't know about his ring on his ugly finger :classic_unsure:

 

 

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I think King is not in good health and he drinks a lot. Look at his red puffed up fingers.

Camila is to become simply the 'Queen' apparently and she's not in good health either.

I saw her shaking her head ever so slightly during the late Queen's funeral, a sign of Parkinson's?

 

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Kevin O'Sullivan and Peter Hitchens on talk radio discuss the coronation invitation with the green man at the bottom, and whether it is pagan, or just 'green', and that it's not Christian, etc. 

 

KO - "Charles seems to be turning into a human version of the guardian." 

 

PH - "He's preoccupied with the green 'issue' "

 

KO - "Yes and he's woke"

 

PH - "For thise of us who question these things"

      - "We don't really have an impartial monarch anymore" 

 

KO - "Yes both he and William are ..."

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So Harry is gonna go to the Coronation without Meghan .

Why the fuck is he going if he hates his father and brother so much? It's obvious his book and Netflix series was a load of bollocks to give publicity to the royal family and make lots of cash for himself.

No doubt he will return from the Coronation with more bullshit stories to write about on how Charles, William and Camilla treated him like shit , Harry is taking the piss , if I hated my parents so much I would avoid going near them .

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/king-charles-delighted-harry-coronation-29696784.amp

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1 hour ago, Greenhulk50 said:

So Harry is gonna go to the Coronation without Meghan .

Why the fuck is he going if he hates his father and brother so much? It's obvious his book and Netflix series was a load of bollocks to give publicity to the royal family and make lots of cash for himself.

No doubt he will return from the Coronation with more bullshit stories to write about on how Charles, William and Camilla treated him like shit , Harry is taking the piss , if I hated my parents so much I would avoid going near them .

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/king-charles-delighted-harry-coronation-29696784.amp

 

And we never see much of his kids either.

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20 hours ago, DaleP said:

So this is the OK magazine section of the forum.....eh? lol

 

Look! Rod Steward is playing at the King's coronation concert.

I thought he's been ill.....

Obviously Elton, Diana's favourite wasn't invited on this occasion. 😂

https://news.sky.com/story/kings-coronation-concert-when-is-it-how-to-watch-and-who-might-perform-12854926

I might have known Rod Stewart would turn up he is finished and and can't sing live , McCartney, Brian May , Gary Barlow will be there kissing arse , interesting that Brian May is against Animal cruelty yet he loves the royals who fox hunt and kill other animals for fun, hypocrite!

I wonder if Sam Smith will be singing live for Charles in his g string and nipple clamps. 😳

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Interesting predictions regarding Charles and the Queen so far so true but will the rest prevail?

 

Which son will Charles abdicate to? The obvious one would be William but Nostradamus says it the one who never expected to be king.

 

Is something going to happen to william ?

 

Book published 2015 by Mario Reading.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Nostradamus-Complete-Prophecies-Mario-Reading/dp/1780288972/ref=asc_df_1780288972/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=310817460612&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=16420548593976353198&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9046724&hvtargid=pla-493374107025&psc=1

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The royals are continually getting a hard time in the msm, is this part of the nwo plan to oust them and replace with a one world government.

There are msm lead complaints concerning the coronation of the latest nazi paedophile king, and all the taxpayers money he is continually spending.

Where does all this money go? How is it possible to spend so much on such a simple event?

 

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There is no budget for this event as the royals can spend all the taxpayers money they want without actually consulting the taxpayes, look at the jubille which cost you £2 billion. It is speculated the coronation cost is about £50-100 million.

Mumsie's coronation cost £912,000 in 1953 – £20.5 million in today’s money –  George VI was crowned at a cost of £454,000 in 1937 – worth £24.8 million in 2023 and the most expensive coronation of the last 300 years - where does all this money go, and into whos pockets?

With the cost of living crisis and a backdrop of strikes by doctors, teachers and other public servants over pay, the coronation has been branded a waste of taxpayers’ money, to prop up a bunch of parasites and scroungers who have never actually worked a day in their lives.

Charlie boy has an unearned fortune of £1.8 billion, all from scrounging and kissing up to the people, with  begging bowl in his hand at the same time
- and they have the cheek to call us useless eaters !!!

As with Jubilees and other such events, it is understood the total cost and breakdown of funding will not be made available, as the royals are legally above the law and cannot be prosecuted or questioned in anything and everything they do

Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster said the royals  are “mindful of ensuring that there is value for the taxpayer” and there will not be “lavishness or excess”.

 “It is a marvellous moment in our history, and people would not want a king to be scrimping and scraping, the Government always pays for coronations and it was to mark the coronation properly as this wonderful king deserves, people continually and forcefully say to me that they expect the King to have a proper coronation, and that is what he will most certainly have no matter the cost.”

 

Queen Victoria’s coronation festivities in 1838 were a more expensive affair, with three state balls, two court receptions, a drawing room and state concert, and a public procession to the Abbey.

Parliament spent around £69,000 – £6.2 million in today’s money – on the 19-year-old’s celebrations.

 

Downing Street and the Department for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport refused to comment on the cost to the taxpayers of the coronation.

 

 

 

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Ever desperate to find some cringing, creepy and boring way to stay in the celeb spotlight, despite being totally and utterly unpopular in the US and UK, Mega and Arry have arranged yet another boring tv interview.

Similar to the whinging and complaining they did on the ophrah interview, wherein all they said is that the royal family are a bunch of racisists and hate us so much.

Arry and megs now complain their life is terrible because all they get to do is eat champagne and caviar, spend millions of pounds of the british people's money, and turn up somewhere and wave. Their life is truly terrible.

Markle's father, sister, and brother will sit down for their “last ever”  interview , which is reportedly set to “stun” the world with how boring, trite and self-indulgent it is.
 
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7News Spotlight producer, Taylor Auerbach, announced the interview on twitter and wrote: “Markle as you’ve never seen her before” and promised to show tapes of the royal. For the first time, the Markles unite with an message on the eve of charlie's  coronation. These tapes will stun the world! Only on ⁦@Channel7. Make sure to buy a $59 subscription. "

A voice-over on the trailer said: “Treasured memories, home truths, and secret tapes are all coming out. You must watch.”

Meghan’s sister, Samantha Markle: “Meghan still be a waitress” if it wasn't for their father.

Sister Samantha referred to the royal couple as “unhealthy.”

Meghan’s brother Thomas Markle Jr said: “We’re not going away. This is going to change everything. Subscription. Buy.”

 

 

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17 hours ago, jack121 said:

Markle's father, sister, and brother will sit down for their “last ever”  interview , which is reportedly set to “stun” the world with how boring, trite and self-indulgent it is

😆 thanks for that, so true. Humour is definitely he best medicine 

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3 hours ago, Useyournous said:

Paddington is hosting the coronation concert. Hasn't that ship sailed, even for the turnips for brains?! Will he have a marmalade sandwich hahahahahahahahaar!

The after- party, i hear is to be curated by Gary Glitter. The conclusion will be the legendary Spinal Tap performing their classic album 'Shark Sandwich' in it's entirety.

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I've heard the chorus line of doctors and nurses will be amazing with their exclusive rendition of 'Jabbing n Swabbing for Grandma,' to the thunderous beat of 666 pots and pans.

 

Can't wait!

 

 

 

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On 4/6/2023 at 1:07 PM, Campion said:

 

And I'd like to see what's on his cufflinks too, jewellery like that sometimes has symbolism on. 

 

During his marriage to Diana Spencer he wore cufflinks with two C's entwined, a gift from Camilla on his wedding day and a kick in the teeth to Diana.

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Reporting from a caravan / temporary studio at Buckingham Palace 

 

"No-one allowed in or out"

"Total lockdown"

 

Jacob Rhys Mogg - they detained a man at 7 and evacuated us at 8 so I don't know what they were doing for that hour ..

 

... A few shotgun cartridges doesn't seem to  me to be a reason for evacuation ...

 

... I've got Michael Cole next to me who didn't like being told what to do by men in orange tabards ...

 

When I saw all this fuss I thought the king had arrived to inspect, as the Queen used to do

 

The police are at the door. We're being asked to evacuate right now. I heard a controlled explosion. Why do we need to leave of the explosion is over? 

 

Michael Cole; "I'm not leaving unless I have a direct order, we are not coming off air unless we have the order, I need  police officer here to tell me. I've been in wars all over the world. What is the ofer? Are you ordering us to come off air? Is that the order?"

 

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Military police in red berets have increased in the last hour 

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JrM - Michael Cole had the feeling that the danger to us is not much particularly 

 

We were back on air for 6 or 7 minutes and then we were evacuated again 

 

We were evacuated after the explosion. it was a whole hour before we were asked to move. Why was that? 

 

They have to take precautions, or they would be criticised and and they have done 

 

It's not unpleasant 

 

It's like at work, when you have a ... it's been like a bomb drill or a fire drill 

 

JRM and MC, some paraphrasing here, not a lot 

 

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