Mikhail Liebestein Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 I'm a Tab, and just received this LinkedIn post. I noticed my iPhone said 'Straighten' at the bottom! Is it being non-inclusive? Do I need an upgrade? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthblast Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 30 minutes ago, Mikhail Liebestein said: I'm a Tab, and just received this LinkedIn post. I noticed my iPhone said 'Straighten' at the bottom! Is it being non-inclusive? Do I need an upgrade? Your iPhone has been hacked by terrorists! Place it in your bathtub and call the bomb squad immediately. LMAO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Liebestein Posted February 2 Author Share Posted February 2 14 minutes ago, Truthblast said: Your iPhone has been hacked by terrorists! Place it in your bathtub and call the bomb squad immediately. LMAO... Unfortunately it is an iPhone12, with an IP66 rating, which can survive 30 minutes in a 6 metre depth of water. I need to find a well to drop it in. I'm sure the rest of the village won't notice the lithium contamination in the water source. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Liebestein Posted February 2 Author Share Posted February 2 4 minutes ago, Mikhail Liebestein said: Unfortunately it is an iPhone12, with an IP66 rating, which can survive 30 minutes in a 6 metre depth of water. I need to find a well to drop it in. I'm sure the rest of the village won't notice the lithium contamination in the water source. Or may be I could find a local T+, and secure the device in his Man-gina? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthblast Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 6 minutes ago, Mikhail Liebestein said: Unfortunately it is an iPhone12, with an IP66 rating, which can survive 30 minutes in a 6 metre depth of water. I need to find a well to drop it in. I'm sure the rest of the village won't notice the lithium contamination in the water source. Throw it in the rotor of a nearby wind turbine and run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthblast Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 Just now, Mikhail Liebestein said: Or may be I could find a local T+, and secure the device in his Man-gina? Hand it to a genius in the Apple store and run out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCP Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 1 hour ago, Mikhail Liebestein said: I'm a Tab, and just received this LinkedIn post. I noticed my iPhone said 'Straighten' at the bottom! Is it being non-inclusive? Do I need an upgrade? No, you need a downgrade! Smart phones are the backbone of their attempt to totally control you and continuing to own one, equates to selling your soul. The device is not the product ................... you are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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