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30 minutes ago, Mikhail Liebestein said:

I'm a Tab, and just received this LinkedIn post.

 

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I noticed my iPhone said 'Straighten' at the bottom!

 

Is it being non-inclusive?

 

Do I need an upgrade?

 

Your iPhone has been hacked by terrorists!

 

Place it in your bathtub and call the bomb squad immediately.

 

LMAO...

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14 minutes ago, Truthblast said:

 

Your iPhone has been hacked by terrorists!

 

Place it in your bathtub and call the bomb squad immediately.

 

LMAO...

 

Unfortunately it is an iPhone12, with an IP66 rating, which can survive 30 minutes in a 6 metre depth of water. I need to find a well to drop it in.

 

I'm sure the rest of the village won't notice the lithium contamination in the water source.

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4 minutes ago, Mikhail Liebestein said:

 

Unfortunately it is an iPhone12, with an IP66 rating, which can survive 30 minutes in a 6 metre depth of water. I need to find a well to drop it in.

 

I'm sure the rest of the village won't notice the lithium contamination in the water source.

 

Or may be I could find a local T+, and secure the device in his Man-gina?

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6 minutes ago, Mikhail Liebestein said:

 

Unfortunately it is an iPhone12, with an IP66 rating, which can survive 30 minutes in a 6 metre depth of water. I need to find a well to drop it in.

 

I'm sure the rest of the village won't notice the lithium contamination in the water source.

 

Throw it in the rotor of a nearby wind turbine and run.

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1 hour ago, Mikhail Liebestein said:

I'm a Tab, and just received this LinkedIn post.

 

5914A36B-9D9A-44D5-87B5-28003F94671D.jpeg.b12373e6fd19b048614f24748f67945e.jpeg

 

I noticed my iPhone said 'Straighten' at the bottom!

 

Is it being non-inclusive?

 

Do I need an upgrade?

 

No, you need a downgrade! Smart phones are the backbone of their attempt to totally control you and continuing to own one, equates to selling your soul.

The device is not the product ................... you are.

 

 

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