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Disgraced Covid pushing Politician Jacinda Ardern resigns stating “I’m leaving, because with such a privileged role comes responsibility. The responsibility to know when you are the right person to lead and also when you are not. I know what this job takes. And I know that I no longer have enough in the tank to do it justice. It’s that simple.”

 

Using Babelfish to translate NewZealand Political Language (NPL) to UK plain English (UKPE) we get..


(NPL)...                                                                                                           (UKPE)..
I’m leaving,                                                                                                     Every one hates me,
because with such a privileged role comes responsibility.                        coz I'm a selfish Bitch and demand that you Kiss my Arse.
The responsibility to know when you are the right person to lead           Kissing my Arse was not to much to ask
and also when you are not.                                                                          But you refused to kiss it.
I know what this job takes.                                                                           I like it when you kiss my arse.
And I know that I no longer have enough in the tank to do it justice.       The police are not armed with enougth Tanks to make you kiss my arse again.
It’s that simple.                                                                                              It was a pretty arse.

 

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Looks like Jacinda bailed out just in time!

Hipkins has only been in the job for a week and already he's dealing with a 'state of emergency' after widespread flooding in Auckland.

The national weather authority estimated 15cm of rain had fallen in the previous 11 hours.

The record for a 24-hour period stands at 16.2cm.

Heavy rain is expected to continue in the area for the next five days.

https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/27/new-zealand-declares-state-of-emergency-after-auckland-hit-by-flooding-18177745/

 

 

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13 hours ago, Velma said:

Looks like Jacinda bailed out just in time!

Hipkins has only been in the job for a week and already he's dealing with a 'state of emergency' after widespread flooding in Auckland.

The national weather authority estimated 15cm of rain had fallen in the previous 11 hours.

The record for a 24-hour period stands at 16.2cm.

Heavy rain is expected to continue in the area for the next five days.

https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/27/new-zealand-declares-state-of-emergency-after-auckland-hit-by-flooding-18177745/

 

 

 

Residents in the worst-affected areas were told to leave their homes as chaos engulfed the city, which has seen motorways blocked, airports closed and a cancelled concert by Elton John leaving scores of people stranded in the city centre.

 

Extreme flooding, dubbed ‘once in a century’, was also recorded in Australia in recent weeks.

 

'...an extraordinary set of circumstances’.

 

Not unprecedented, for a change? Once in a century sounds familiar to the pandemic narrative? And that Elton, he's never far away is he? Remember when he defended Harry's jet setting to stay at Elton's holiday retreat a few years ago? Saying he had paid Harry's carbon offsetting? That was in the days when all of this talk was unknown by the general public, but we were forewarned eh? It's all crises. And the countries that have suffered with years of flooding and drought could probably teach us a thing or two about weather modification. And they are deliberately mismanaging the land and rivers and drainage and sewers etc everywhere. 

 

 

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12 hours ago, Anti Facts Sir said:

NZ and Australia.....don't they have an absolute shitload of tech based on their coasts? Bound to fuck with the weather (by design or otherwise).

Defo mate, the flooding has been absolutely deliberate, and is usually preceded by them spraying the fuck out of the skies.

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