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What Are Your New Year Resolutions For 2023

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LastOneLeftInTheCounty

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Mine will be to get fitter, healthier, stronger, to get done what I need to get done to survive the coming bullshit, to find an unjabbed partner/ wife, to help increase the wealth, health and well-being of myself and the people around me, even if they are jabbed up buffoons, to have a showdown with the psychopaths who made me public enemy number1 for the past 15 yrs, and finally, to bury them. 
Might not get all of that done⚠️ but the vaccine boosters might take care of the latter part of my statement ⚰️

 

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Mr Crabtree

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To start my own business, I'm going to dig a hole two metres by two metres by one metre deep, sell that on gumtree, then, use the profit from that to fund another hole three metres by three metres by two metres deep, sell that on gumtree, and move on with progressively larger holes as time goes by!  1029224737_download(7).jpg.8eec0684ce93bd1e9c49e5f3502bfa5a.jpg

This time next year we'll be Millionaires' !  I always said 'there's money to be made in the Hole sale business'!👍😉

 

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Grumpy Owl

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"Don't make a promise that you're not going to keep"

 

This is why I stopped making 'New Years Resolutions' a few years back.

 

I hear people say things like "oh I'm going to quit smoking in the New Year" or drinking, or to start going to the gym or do more exercise etc etc.

 

To them I say, "why wait until then?" If you want to do something like that, why not start it now?

 

And the people who say, "oh next year is going to be my year", why couldn't THIS year have been YOUR year instead?

 

 

Me, I will just continue living each day as it happens...

 

 

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DaleP

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On 12/25/2022 at 10:01 PM, Prince Barin said:

To fight against evil.

 

Each to their own...

I am going to do what I like within what's permitted but enjoy!

If we have a choice....why chose hardship? well I guess that is a choice but underlying thinking is that by engaging with evil you think that you can change somewhat.

Well have you been?

It's going according to the script.

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On 12/25/2022 at 11:08 PM, Campion said:

 Yeah, it takes integrity to fight without becoming evil yourself. 

You can fight against evil without becoming evil yourself but it's hard.

But it's ok, if YOU do it, then it must be for a good cause. Sometimes you have let it loose. Just don't get caught.😁

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On 12/25/2022 at 6:21 PM, alexa said:

Mine is to do as little as possible which I wont find hard in keeping, cus I'm a lazy git 😂

 

I have to thank one member on here who posted this little snip of a video. 

 

 

 

On 12/3/2022 at 4:23 AM, Mr H said:

"Even blinking is too much effort for the sage" - anon

Mr H agree with the video. 😁

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Certified Green of Heart

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On 12/25/2022 at 6:21 PM, alexa said:

Mine is to do as little as possible which I wont find hard in keeping, cus I'm a lazy git 😂

 

I have to thank one member on here who posted this little snip of a video. 

 

Do NOT only DO Nothing but do nothing without a scarf.... This has nothing to do with undoing of the Karma Sutra my blessed one, nor our burgeoning Tarzan imitation fails which makes us succumb to doing nothing on repeat.... because at the end of the beginning, you are once again not doing anything but wearing a scarf and perhaps smoking a cigar if you insist.....but am I

having a larf,,,, no you all must wear a scarf inside and out, even when the temperature is 90゜Faroukenheit......
 
However, disciples, please be aware, the philosophy I'm afraid does however need a little fine tuning as
to do nothing convincingly, may take a bit of work, especially when you all realize mostly it will fill you with emptiness, lethargy and everyday your muscles will slowly waste away.  Unfortunately by this stage, the more conventional karma will see you will no longer be a sage and more of a bum, and so thou must regain strength first by blinking at least once a day before once again singing sweet melodies and swinging through the trees! 

 

Okay now do nothing, but not without your scarf! (if you insist)

 

In the Jungle, did you ever see Tarzan, white or asian without a scarf? (ok so maybe that was just on Xmas editions of the show) 😛.....

 

ok ok, how's this.... Ma"hat"ma Gandhi even had the devotion to wear one around his head, for extra sacred atonement.... I respect this! Yes, so don't misunderstand... so it COULD be a sign of devotion for all that tread this (or one of a gazillion) paths into sometimes nothingness, and at other times, not doing-ness & obligatory nothingness as the reward 🤔....

 

For the people that FAIL at doing nothing.... I will hatch a plan.... But DON'T GIVE UP.... and so flip-side to the inner Tarzans in all of us, that within is still there to be found.... Or if tired of trying to become a superhero I can say there was one real such a guy on youtube I noticed of french origin, that swung through the trees even without any rope!!....I was amazed, I KID YOU NOT... but for he I will not recommend he wears a scarf, as it could get caught around branches, so scarf wearing is only for loyal devotees of the Do Nothing Club,

 

but I still feel we need more than this one piece symbolism *if not too much to ask of the do nothing people* 😋....Can anybody help suggest what that might be?

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Certified Green of Heart

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"Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and something distinctive and if he or she does not it, it will never be done"

- Benjamin E. Mays.

 

This is a quote I found at the start of a mathematics TED video. nooooooooow it may be stating the obvious, but just because someone else has gone through the suffering of trying and failng (succeeding I meant succeeding), it doesn't mean that we too shouldn't give ourselves the chance to suffer and make mistakes too! 😉 

 

...*but hopefully learn some new things about ourselves & and the particular project in focus, along the way on the plus side* 🙂🙏

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EnigmaticWorld

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Mainly just to improve my writing skills. I have came a long way in 6 years, since I used to be a ghetto urbanite that mainly used slang, but I still need to up my game more because I often find that people articulate what I'm thinking better than I could. If you saw my writing when I first joined the forum then you would have seen my progression. And thanks to grammar nazis that have helped me, it's appreciated.

 

Other than that, just working out more and cutting down on vices.

 

 

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