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Having s*x with poisoned people


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Years back, when I was actually still alive and interested, my wife came home from the doctors and said 'The doctor has told me I need to have sex at least seven times a week to stay healthy'!😲 I said 'Well, put me down for two'!👍 She said 'you don't even talk to me while we're having sex'!🥴 I said 'that's only because I don't want to wake you up love'!🤫 She once agreed to have sex in the 'wheelbarrow' position, but only if I agreed not to push her past her mother's house! I was interviewed by a sex therapist once who asked me 'when was the last time you has sex'? I replied '1959'!  She said that was a long time ago wasn't it'?🤔 I looked at my watch and said 'No, not really, it's only 20.32 now'!🤭 I once had sex with a woman who'd had all her penicillin jabs, and halfway through she moved 😳 and I panicked a bit, I thought 'feck me, she's still alive'! Quote by Jimmy Savile 1999.

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My sister claims to be unvaccinated but im not totally sure. Anyway she's going out with a guy who is triple jabbed. So i thought it was best i warned her that there could be a risk, she said to me that she wasnt worried and that cant be true. To be honest we dont know what the effect might be as no data has been put together short term. And any long term data would take many years.

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12 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said:

Years back, when I was actually still alive and interested, my wife came home from the doctors and said 'The doctor has told me I need to have sex at least seven times a week to stay healthy'!😲 I said 'Well, put me down for two'!👍 She said 'you don't even talk to me while we're having sex'!🥴 I said 'that's only because I don't want to wake you up love'!🤫 She once agreed to have sex in the 'wheelbarrow' position, but only if I agreed not to push her past her mother's house! I was interviewed by a sex therapist once who asked me 'when was the last time you has sex'? I replied '1959'!  She said that was a long time ago wasn't it'?🤔 I looked at my watch and said 'No, not really, it's only 20.32 now'!🤭 I once had sex with a woman who'd had all her penicillin jabs, and halfway through she moved 😳 and I panicked a bit, I thought 'feck me, she's still alive'! Quote by Jimmy Savile 1999.

Some bloke I was talking to in a coffee shop the other day brought the subject up about the young people of today, who, according to him at least,  shagged anyone they wanted to without even knowing any of their names or even anything about them basically! He said 'I never slept with my wife until after we were married, did you'? 🤔I couldn't resist it 'No, I don't think so🤔, what was her Maiden name'? 🤭

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11 hours ago, Captainlove said:

My sister claims to be unvaccinated but im not totally sure. Anyway she's going out with a guy who is triple jabbed. So i thought it was best i warned her that there could be a risk, she said to me that she wasnt worried and that cant be true. To be honest we dont know what the effect might be as no data has been put together short term. And any long term data would take many years.

 

It's like AIDS all over again.

 

And who was behind that?

 

Oh yeah, F...a...u...c...i...

 

Just like climate change and heart attacks, a complete coincidence.

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I think probably not. I'm 100% adamant not to have this tech in me. And I have no idea how it can be transmitted, via oral sex possibly or whether it can go through a condom. The risk is quite high. But you never know if someone is lying about their Vax status or not

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On 12/26/2022 at 4:38 PM, Mr H said:

 But you never know if someone is lying about their Vax status or not

 

at the moment most people would probably boast about having the jab. But in time when the truth filters out some people might lie and claim they never took it. So yeah....how would you know? getting them to take a spike protein test is a bit of a mood killer!

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4 hours ago, shabbirss said:

we need some pure blood dating sites lol

There was a discussion about starting a pure blood dating site, can’t remember which thread it was on tho. Ask Macnamara. 
If you want to develop you’re own app, be prepared to travel to Ukraine and shell out £60,000 minimum

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On 12/24/2022 at 7:31 PM, Anti Facts Sir said:

 

It's like AIDS all over again.

 

And who was behind that?

 

Oh yeah, F...a...u...c...i...

 

Just like climate change and heart attacks, a complete coincidence.

 

No kidding. AIDS put a damper on things all right. Herpes was bad enough but AIDS was a game changer when it came to dating.

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