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I have my own version of 'Mission Impossible' I virtually  play on a daily basis, it's called 'trying to win an argument with my wife'! She said she thought I loved puzzle books more than I love her' that's not true, forty two years married, and NEVER a cross word!👍 When we were first married I went for a pint on a Thursday night, and got home  at around 11.30, but it was 11.30 on Sunday night!🤫 She was a little bit peeved I must admit, and said to me 'how would you like it if you never saw me for three days'? I wish now I'd kept my gob shut, but no, I just had to say 'Oh, I wouldn't mind love'!🥴 Well I never saw her on the Monday, or the Tuesday, but halfway through the Wednesday the swelling around my eyes had started going down and I could make out a few blurred shapes if I squinted a bit!😎 On a serious note, when we go shopping, even though she used a rollator because of her disabilities she just disappears within minutes, I always tell people it's her SAS training from back in the day and she thinks she's back in the Falklands again 😳 She said to me 'I think you've got trust issues' I said 'I don't believe you'!🤭

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10 hours ago, Truthblast said:

I have seen a lot of DUMB CRAP on Youtube.

 

Tom has somehow managed to TAKE THE DUMB TO A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL:

 

 

 

The biggest STUNT? Not much good at spelling are they? Anyway, he's NOT that BIG in reality, he's either 1/ The world's shortest giant, or, 2/ The world's tallest midget!

You decide which, because I'm undecided myself!🤔

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She was so much taller than Tom, so he gave her the elbow! When asked why? he gave this statement 'When I was kissing her, I had my feet in it, when I was dancing with her I had my face in it, and when we were making love, well, we just never saw eye to eye'!🥴 This statement was issued by Mr Cruise's solicitors, Grabbem, Short and Curlies, 22 High Street, Mordor, Middle Earth.

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2 hours ago, Mr Crabtree said:

She was so much taller than Tom, so he gave her the elbow! When asked why? he gave this statement 'When I was kissing her, I had my feet in it, when I was dancing with her I had my face in it, and when we were making love, well, we just never saw eye to eye'!🥴 

 

Or, to use the old phrase: 'When they're nose to nose his toes is in, when they're toes to toes his nose is in!'

 

 

 

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Franchise action films- world must be saved, the only way to do that is drive cars fast, chase baddies in cars, and generally promote cars. World saved. 
 

Cut to final scene with emergency service cars, flashing blue lights and sirens with good guys laughing about their victory, like the warm afterglow of an orgasm. 
 

Repeat, count your millions

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Don't like Tom, Don't like leave your brain in the cloakroom (?) alongside yer coat action movies, but I watched that and thought hell, if adrenaline's your addiction, and you still have a thing called testosterone, what a time he must be having. I stopped jumping oil drum/8x4 plywood ramps on a raleigh chopper at 11 years old, he's still going x100 in his 50s, I have to 👍 that

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