numnuts Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 https://metro.co.uk/2022/09/29/russia-ukraine-war-putin-could-be-planning-to-attack-internet-wires-17471862/ 'Fears Putin could force us offline by attacking the West’s underwater internet wires.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinfoil Hat Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Every single time I hear of 'fears of what Putin might do', I can't help thinking it's the next false flag our own so-called leaders have up their sleeves to shape people's perception and curry the public's hostility towards Russia, and justify whatever bollocks they plan incurring shortly. There is no way these people on any side can be trusted to be imparting the truth, and I'm heartily sick of being lied to. It's become impossible to know what the truth is about anything. 7 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
numnuts Posted October 3, 2022 Author Share Posted October 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, Tinfoil Hat said: It's become impossible to know what the truth is about anything. These are very murky times. However, if our internet does go down, then I really don't think it will be down to Vlad impaling any of our underwater cables. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluke Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Jokes on Vlad. I have wifi. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Useyournous Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Putin infected all the pangolins with Covid then set them free to infect us all with the hideous pandemic, then road of on his bear laughing heartily. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
numnuts Posted October 4, 2022 Author Share Posted October 4, 2022 (edited) 14 hours ago, Fluke said: Jokes on Vlad. I have wifi. Apparently, so did Rasputin. Yet, he still came a cropper. 8 hours ago, Useyournous said: Putin infected all the pangolins with Covid then set them free to infect us all with the hideous pandemic, then road of on his bear laughing heartily. Will you sponsor a pangolin, today? Edited October 4, 2022 by numnuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tansell Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 17 minutes ago, numnuts said: Apparently, so did Rasputin. Yet, he still came a cropper. Will you sponsor a pangolin, today? In my younger day's I adopted a gorilla by sending the wildlife fund ten pounds every month, I had regular updates and everything was fine! Then, on his sixteenth birthday, I had to sit him down and tell him I wasn't his real dadHe didn't respond well at all, in fact he went apeshit, and fucked off back to the forests and we haven't communicated for over thirty years now! I did hear that he invented some sort of super glue and is now a multi millionaire! I don't even get a card on 'Father's Day'! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchman Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 I don't think Putin blocked rt.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarpeDiem Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 (edited) English archeologist talking to a Scottish archeologist and an Irish archeologist. The English archeologist says the English are the most advanced because they dug down 200ft and found cable so the English had internet at least two hundred years ago. The Scottish archeologist said your talking bollox mate. We dug down 400ft in Scotland and found plastic sleeving, so we had fibre optic three hundred and fifty years ago. The Irish archeologist said, your both talking shite. We dug down a mile and a half and found nothing so we have had wifi for at least 1000 years! Edited October 4, 2022 by CarpeDiem Correction 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
numnuts Posted October 5, 2022 Author Share Posted October 5, 2022 (edited) 10 hours ago, CarpeDiem said: The Irish archeologist said, your both talking shite. We dug down a mile and a half and found nothing so we have had wifi for at least 1000 years! Then, some 33 minutes later, after they were all long gone down the pub, some creepy dude dressed in black and white poked his head out of a manhole. He said 'Oy, I am supposed to be the butt of the joke nowadays! Is this Ramsay Street then?'. Edited October 5, 2022 by numnuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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