CarpeDiem Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 https://news.sky.com/story/covid-app-that-detects-virus-in-your-voice-more-accurate-than-lateral-flow-tests-12690450 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinfoil Hat Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 I know a more accurate way of detecting it that never fails. If it's a day with a 'y' in it, you haven't got Covid. You're welcome. 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webtrekker Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 You can't beat the old PCR test for detecting Covid. Hell, it's so accurate it's even detected it in a Papaya fruit! (From what I've heard the Papaya was fine after 5 days rest, if a little soft and squishy). 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Useyournous Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 They'll believe it alright! The thing for me is the senseless testing and detecting of any kind. If there's flu about and they come up with something that detects it manifesting in you, what then? You can't stop it because its already there! You just have to ride it out until you're better or it kills you! My mother recently had a bad stomach and there's my sister in there with the testing for Convid. Erm......what about helping her and treating her bad stomach? I've no time for almost everyone, close family, the odd sane person and present forum company excepted. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthblast Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 I'm a MALE SOPRANO. Will this app work for my Cisgendered vocal cords? (Sorry... I meant of course "Person With No Biological Gender But Purported Male Body Type With Cis Singing Voice Slightly Resembling Deceased Birthing Person Maria Callas") 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaujangles Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 On 9/20/2022 at 3:44 PM, CarpeDiem said: https://news.sky.com/story/covid-app-that-detects-virus-in-your-voice-more-accurate-than-lateral-flow-tests-12690450 I'm guessing if you fart into it, it gives you a false positive. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numinous Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 unquestioned authority & zero individual discernment. makes for a mass of muthafuckas that will believe anything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talorgan Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 (edited) Perhaps it works on same principle of lie detector ,if you Believe 2+2equals 5 it can detect it or if you know it's 4 but say 5 Edited September 28, 2022 by Talorgan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saved Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 19 hours ago, Numinous said: unquestioned authority & zero individual discernment. makes for a mass of muthafuckas that will believe anything. ... except the truth. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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