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The Queen’s Death


Mikhail Liebestein

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39 minutes ago, alexa said:

Today's the day. Are you all ready for the biggest circus on earth ?

Well I've got my whiskey to celebrate. Cheers 😂

 

4 minutes ago, alexa said:

And whats this clown doing jumping the queue all masked up 😂

 

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Oh, has somebody died or something? what's all that about then?🤔

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9 minutes ago, alexa said:

What does this lot all look like, they look like Santa's little helpers 😂

 

Beefeaters guarding Queen's coffin have a well-earned rest: Photo shows Yeoman Warders taking a break from 20-minute shifts holding vigil in Westminster Hall

 

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I also thought they were Santa's elves waiting for the makeup lady with the stick on beards and the pointy ears!🤫 Never mind, it's all pantomime anyway, Christmas or not, it's just pure theatre from start to finish!🤭

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11 hours ago, Steven Tansell said:

A lady I used to know had Rolf Harris tattooed up her leg and his face was hidden by her knickers! I said 'that could be anyone if you can't see the face'! She said 'O.K. Sherlock, put your hand down my pants and you can feel his beard'🤔 So I did, and then I said 'can you guess what it is yet'? , and then she slapped my face and shouted 'I said you could feel his beard, I never said stick your finger in his mouth'!!!!! We haven't spoken for several years now, I don't know if it's something I said?🤭

Did she blow on

your didgeridoo ?

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5 hours ago, alexa said:

What does this lot all look like, they look like Santa's little helpers 😂

 

Beefeaters guarding Queen's coffin have a well-earned rest: Photo shows Yeoman Warders taking a break from 20-minute shifts holding vigil in Westminster Hall

 

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Guarding an empty box is bloody hard work. Numpties. 

 

 

2 hours ago, webtrekker said:

Oh, I do hope they play some Led Zep at the funeral today ...

 

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Very fitting.

 

 

 

 

'Highway To Hell' by AC/DC would be more  fitting. 

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This Tweet has been featured by Off Guardian in their latest round up of the week's news.

 

The soundtrack from a BBC documentary about North Korea and the death of Kim Jong II in 2011 has been overlaid on the coverage of the Queen's funeral. It provides a clever and fitting presentation of the hypocrisy at play.

 

https://off-guardian.org/2022/09/18/this-week-in-the-new-normal-46/

 

 

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11 hours ago, alexa said:

Beefeaters guarding Queen's coffin

 

It is a joke really .... they GUARD the 'box' .... but when the bloke jumped on to do whatever .... all these 'GUARDS' actually did NOTHING .... lol

 

They didn't do anything .... it was the police who did, the 'peacocks' did nothing!

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42 minutes ago, Puzzle said:

What I wouldn't give to take a tour of what's under that palace!

 

Under Glamis Castle ( the queen's mum's home ) there lives a deformed monster.

 

The story goes, that in Glamis castle there is a secret underground chamber. In this chamber is confined a monster, who is the rightful heir to the title and property, but who is so unpresentable that it is necessary to keep him out of sight.

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19 minutes ago, alexa said:

 

Under Glamis Castle ( the queen's mum's home ) there lives a deformed monster.

 

The story goes, that in Glamis castle there is a secret underground chamber. In this chamber is confined a monster, who is the rightful heir to the title and property, but who is so unpresentable that it is necessary to keep him out of sight.

I see they do tours. I'd want to go through the doors that are locked and the restricted areas so I'd get annoyed. Very interesting, it's massive! Now see, what I'd give to go poking under that too!

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2 hours ago, Steven Tansell said:

Well to be honest, it wasn't too bad with Skippy The Bush Kangaroo nibbling on the tuna bush, but, then, Rolf Harris turned up with 'Two Little Boys' and we decided it was time to be offski!🤫

She once went into an Australian theme bar and stole a boomerang from a wall display and hid it under her jumper, a waiter saw her do it, and threw her out, 42 times!🤔

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