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You Are Invited To Join My EXCLUSIVE SECRET SOCIETY - The Absolutely Secret Hybrid Masonitronic-Paganocratic Order Of The Psychotic Sloth Knights Of North-East Brussels and West Bangladesh


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House rules:

 

- You must never ever talk about the secret brotherhood on the internet where normies may catch wind of it.

- You must not be too tall. Our lodges have low ceilings to keep the heating costs manageable.

- Since we don't exist, we do not have a name. But if anybody asks, the name is Brian. If they ask who Brian is, you never said Brian. You said Joe.

- If they ask where you are going, you are going to church, never to one of our 666 lodges in every major city

- There are 99 degrees in our society, but if anyone asks you were never taught numbers in school and you don't know.

- Nobody must know that our Grand Lodge is in Brussels and Bangladesh at the same time, with teleportation provided by NASA's Black Knight Sattelite

- Every member gets a brain chip so large that it sticks out of the top of your skull like a Rubik's cube and has to be covered up by a large Sombrero

- Never hit your head after you have been implanted. Avoid low doorways.

- We use these brainchips to broadcast subliminal messages into the subconscious minds of people we walk past

- Wholesome Messages like "Your children will become abnormal if they don't watch stepmother-fantasy porn before school every day"

- We have a manifesto but cannot currently open or print it because the Word file is corrupted. If anybody ever sees it, its a fake written by Julian Assange for money.

- We do not communicate over the internet but rather use telepathy which goes over 5G base stations and Starlink sattelites

- You will recognize your fellow brothers by them soothingly putting their right hand on your right ass cheek, squeezing gently and sensually massaging it in a clockwise circular motion. A real brother will never tear your trousers while doing this.

- Women are not allowed to join. They have breasts and stuff.

- The leader of each lodge determines when and if a lower degree brother can use the lodge toilet. If you must go urgently, use the blue milk crate in the escape alley.

- You must always address your leader as "Most Worshipful Allower Of The Disallowed"

- Members must appear to do a lot of charity. Donate money to a charity online, print out the receit, then call the credit card company, claim that someone else used your card and reverse the charge.

 - During initiation, a brother must lie on a large altar dressed in a baby diaper and reveal his most intimate sexual fantasy to the other brothers

- If the fantasy isn't disgusting enough, you will be asked to repeat this step

- If you still don't get it right you cannot become a brother and only a step-brother

- Brothers must snitch on each other.

- For example, if a hot woman walks by and a brother turns his had to look at her, the lodge must know.

- Punishments are severe. Like having to listen to our fake ideologues for 100 hours.

- You never ask your brothers for things like a sensual massage outside the lodge.

- We only drive the most expensive cars. This makes people confuse us with oil Sheikhs and trust us intuitively.

- A brother must always appear rich. It is the best way to get people to think that you are a really ethical person.

- We don't trade in stocks. We make them up.

- The lodge WiFi password is 1234567

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Will i get to wear costumes, lots of shiny trinket badges and conduct myself like a drone in a giant hive?

 

Will i get to lie to the missus about what we do whilst paying regular due money so that the order can blow smoke up my ass that i then find out was bullcrap when i move up to the next degree as i progress onwards towards a glass ceiling i will never pass because i am not one of the blood line families that sit like a big beast at the capstone of the entire, compartmentalised network?

 

In other words do i get to be a complete mug?

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10 hours ago, Truthblast said:

House rules:

 

- You must never ever talk about the secret brotherhood on the internet where normies may catch wind of it.

- You must not be too tall. Our lodges have low ceilings to keep the heating costs manageable.

- Since we don't exist, we do not have a name. But if anybody asks, the name is Brian. If they ask who Brian is, you never said Brian. You said Joe.

- If they ask where you are going, you are going to church, never to one of our 666 lodges in every major city

- There are 99 degrees in our society, but if anyone asks you were never taught numbers in school and you don't know.

- Nobody must know that our Grand Lodge is in Brussels and Bangladesh at the same time, with teleportation provided by NASA's Black Knight Sattelite

- Every member gets a brain chip so large that it sticks out of the top of your skull like a Rubik's cube and has to be covered up by a large Sombrero

- Never hit your head after you have been implanted. Avoid low doorways.

- We use these brainchips to broadcast subliminal messages into the subconscious minds of people we walk past

- Wholesome Messages like "Your children will become abnormal if they don't watch stepmother-fantasy porn before school every day"

- We have a manifesto but cannot currently open or print it because the Word file is corrupted. If anybody ever sees it, its a fake written by Julian Assange for money.

- We do not communicate over the internet but rather use telepathy which goes over 5G base stations and Starlink sattelites

- You will recognize your fellow brothers by them soothingly putting their right hand on your right ass cheek, squeezing gently and sensually massaging it in a clockwise circular motion. A real brother will never tear your trousers while doing this.

- Women are not allowed to join. They have breasts and stuff.

- The leader of each lodge determines when and if a lower degree brother can use the lodge toilet. If you must go urgently, use the blue milk crate in the escape alley.

- You must always address your leader as "Most Worshipful Allower Of The Disallowed"

- Members must appear to do a lot of charity. Donate money to a charity online, print out the receit, then call the credit card company, claim that someone else used your card and reverse the charge.

 - During initiation, a brother must lie on a large altar dressed in a baby diaper and reveal his most intimate sexual fantasy to the other brothers

- If the fantasy isn't disgusting enough, you will be asked to repeat this step

- If you still don't get it right you cannot become a brother and only a step-brother

- Brothers must snitch on each other.

- For example, if a hot woman walks by and a brother turns his had to look at her, the lodge must know.

- Punishments are severe. Like having to listen to our fake ideologues for 100 hours.

- You never ask your brothers for things like a sensual massage outside the lodge.

- We only drive the most expensive cars. This makes people confuse us with oil Sheikhs and trust us intuitively.

- A brother must always appear rich. It is the best way to get people to think that you are a really ethical person.

- We don't trade in stocks. We make them up.

- The lodge WiFi password is 1234567

Sold at the Sombrero part 🤣🤣

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15 minutes ago, Fluke said:

On a serious note why don't we create our own secret society? 

 

dedicated to the pursuit of truth....

 

and if you are dedicated to that and to sharing that then you have to be open and immediately the 'secret' part of it is gone. We are already an open society pursuing and sharing truth

 

I do however like the templar concept of a warrior monk so if there are cool gowns and swords then count me in

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Just now, Bombadil said:
6 minutes ago, Fluke said:

On a serious note why don't we create our own secret society? 

Having a group of like minded people who support each other in the so called real world would be a really great thing. I would rather support people and businesses who's views align more with mine. Masons help each other out. Give contracts etc to fellow masons. We should do the same. Supporting each other through physical, mental and financial  means if necessary. Im sure there are members here who are at their wits end. Knowing that they had support offline would probably be an enormous help. The light at the end of the tunnel is getting fainter everyday. 

One thing I do now is to ask any business I interact with if they support vaccines etc. Those that say yes lose my business. I have found it a good way to meet like minded people. I have also been surprised by there being more than I thought.

 

When you consider how many support groups there are out there it could be a good idea to do it openly as well. Advertise a meeting at your local community centre. The powers above know who we all are anyway so wont make much difference. Not a meeting to agree with each other but to start a mutual support network.

 

Just for the ones watching. I am not suggesting or endorsing the idea of anything violent. 

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3 hours ago, Bombadil said:

Having a group of like minded people who support each other in the so called real world would be a really great thing. I would rather support people and businesses who's views align more with mine. Masons help each other out. Give contracts etc to fellow masons. We should do the same. Supporting each other through physical, mental and financial  means if necessary. Im sure there are members here who are at their wits end. Knowing that they had support offline would probably be an enormous help. The light at the end of the tunnel is getting fainter everyday. 

One thing I do now is to ask any business I interact with if they support vaccines etc. Those that say yes lose my business. I have found it a good way to meet like minded people. I have also been surprised by there being more than I thought.

 

When you consider how many support groups there are out there it could be a good idea to do it openly as well. Advertise a meeting at your local community centre. The powers above know who we all are anyway so wont make much difference. Not a meeting to agree with each other but to start a mutual support network.

 

Just for the ones watching. I am not suggesting or endorsing the idea of anything violent. 

 

+1. This community building is just what's needed because I reckon there's many armchair supporters (like me) who are too afraid to put their heads above the safety net of anonymous internet forums etc. With good reason, it may be too late already unless the support is effective enough. There may be groups in existence at the moment who just need extra members, like political and religious/spiritual groups. I'm looking around my area, having become disillusioned with our churches becoming ever more entangled in the global spider's web of wokeness. 

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5 hours ago, Macnamara said:

Will i get to wear costumes, lots of shiny trinket badges and conduct myself like a drone in a giant hive?

 

Will i get to lie to the missus about what we do whilst paying regular due money so that the order can blow smoke up my ass that i then find out was bullcrap when i move up to the next degree as i progress onwards towards a glass ceiling i will never pass because i am not one of the blood line families that sit like a big beast at the capstone of the entire, compartmentalised network?

 

In other words do i get to be a complete mug?

 

All brothers are equally valued.

 

The more you pay the lodge, the more equally you will be valued.

 

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3 hours ago, Macnamara said:

 

dedicated to the pursuit of truth....

 

and if you are dedicated to that and to sharing that then you have to be open and immediately the 'secret' part of it is gone. We are already an open society pursuing and sharing truth

 

I do however like the templar concept of a warrior monk so if there are cool gowns and swords then count me in

Yeah that is true but we may be forced underground which we are to a certain extent.

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9 minutes ago, Truthblast said:

 

All brothers are equally valued.

 

The more you pay the lodge, the more equally you will be valued.

 

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ha ha "more equal" ... that's some esoteric secret right there. I don't remember being taught that in my school maths 😜 

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1 minute ago, Campion said:

ha ha "more equal" ... that's some esoteric secret right there. I don't remember being taught that in my school maths 😜 

 

That's because you didn't attend a brotherhood school, where we teach secret math from Pythaghoras's long lost writings. 🤣

 

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13 hours ago, Anti Facts Sir said:

Vaccine passports required for entry, or?

 

Brothers don't need passports for anything including foreign travel.

 

That's because we wear hightech nanogarments which make us invisible to others.

 

We also use UFO-like craft forong distance travel.

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1 minute ago, webtrekker said:

Re the height restriction: I'm 6ft 2in without a sombrero. Will I be allowed to join?

 

 

 

 

There is another brotherhood just down the road for tall people.

 

Unfortunately you cannot be told where it is.

 

Just knock on each door and ask whether Zacharias wants to go to the disco.

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