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2 minutes ago, webtrekker said:

TBH, I could make some quite good composites myself in Photoshop without using AI, but the main drawback is that even when you know how to use PS to it's full capabilities it can still take one or two hours (or more) just to produce one image. Also, AI really thinks 'out of the box' and gives you some whacky initial ideas that maybe you could refine in Photoshop.

 

 

lol...pretty much what I just typed as you must have been typing this...

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4 minutes ago, webtrekker said:

Last one from me for tonight ...

 

Luke Jaywalker!

 

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What's odd, is a majority of Mark Hamills I came up with all had that same sad look on his face.

 

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I'm having this one printed onto a blanket.

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By golly, if that ain't a great segue for...

 

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"Hey kids. Sorry I couldn't be there for the first StarWars parody, but like McCheese said, us Wookies got hung up in quarantine, then had to deal with customs...it was a mess. Well, anyway, here I am. Let's get thing over with, I gotta be at some wealthy Arab kid's birthday party in a few hours."

 

 

 

 

 

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"You really gotta watch out for them light sabers. You can put your eye out if you're not careful"

 

 

 

 

 

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"Again the eye joke you tell?"

 

 

 

 

 

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"Real funny, guys...real funny. Now can you help me out of this damned thing?"

 

 

 

 

 

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"Yeah, that's why we wear the helmets."

 

 

 

 

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"For the last time, kid...I'm not Bigfoot!"

 

 

 

 

 

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We know what it looks like. You know what it looks like. Let's just move on...

 

 

 

 

 

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"That is correct, sir. I have reconstructed your R2 Unit into a Dyson vacuum cleaner."

 

 

 

 

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"You know, I don't need this space opera silliness. I'm a classically trained thespian."

 

 

 

 

 

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"Oh no, us Yoda people we are all normal sized. He's just a midget with a speech impediment."

 

 

 

 

 

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"You see this shit!?! One of those little, fuckin' Ewoks bit my fuckin' hand off!"

 

 

 

 

 

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"I'm sorry, but I simply won't tolerate such harsh, boorish language, sir."

 

 

 

 

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"Pssst, dude....here,take a toke..."

 

 

 

 

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"Lord Vader says it's time you end the show..."

 

 

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"Well, look at that, kids....the ol' clock on the wall says it's time to say good night. Thanks for tuning into another one of our fun filled segments spoofing those crazy StarWars characters. And let's pray those bastards at Disney don't find out we're using their intellectual property without their written consent. Until next time, this is Mayor McCheese as Yoda saying, live long and prosper!"

 

 

 

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Just tried some 'propaganda-style' posters in Midjourney...

 

Colone Sanders and KFC posters

 

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and a Klaus Schwab poster

 

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Not bad but could be improved on in Photoshop I'd say.

 

Midjourney is not to good at representing text in the images.

 

 

 

 

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And now a few words from Grimace.

 

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"Good morning, kids. It's your old friend Grimace, here. With all this hullabaloo over Mayor McCheese becoming a mega-star, here on the David Icke website, many of you have been asking, 'what ever happened to his best friend,Grimace?'..."

 

 

 

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"I'm still around. I do most of my work, these days, behind the camera, working as a production assistant. And to be honest, the Mayor and I were never really that close. Most of what you saw between us was for the sake of the audience."

 

 

 

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"To tell the truth, I was a little uneasy with his close ties to those Teletubbie people!"

 

 

 

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"Anyways...long story short, they ended up replacing me with a younger, more "modern, youth identifiable"  version of myself..."

 

 

 

 

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"It sucks gettin' old as a superhero. I can't fly as good as I used to, can't run as fast as I once did..."

 

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"...but, at least II still got my x-ray vision! Oh, Nurse Ratched...I do believe it's time for my sponge bath..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Oh, you bettcha...it was a whole island with nothing but beautiful lesbians as far as the eye could see!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"I still got it...I still got it...look at these guns, ya punk!..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Hulk not old! Hulk no want retire! Hulk still valuable member of society. HULK SMASH!"

 

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"Oh no...I'm not really like that, just funnin' you, is all. Actually, I am rather enjoying my retirement here at the home. They serve a lovely breakfast buffet on Sunday's and they keep the place really clean and well maintained. Oh by the way, what do you think about the red beret? It's sort of my new thing."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"it's called, Botox, bitches."

 

 

 

 

 

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"You kids have absolutely no idea who I am!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Uh oh, pooped in the suit, again."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"That's right, I like to keep in shape. Just because I'm retired doesn't me I should let myself go."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Damned straight I voted Trump. What about it!?!"

 

 

 

 

 

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"You're shittin' me? Ben Affleck!?!"

 

 

 

 

 

That was another episode of Amazing Adventure's Super Hero Retirement Home.

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Thanks for tuning in, kids!  Stay tuned for Teletubbies Gone Wild!

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19 hours ago, webtrekker said:

Another fascinating thing about Midjourney is the ability to upload an image of your own as a 'seed' image.

 

Here's my little dog Bailey (R.I.P) which I uploaded and rendered as an oil painting ...

 

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Your dog is very cute - AI's given him teddy bear ears. Did it 'think' of that itself?

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"Before we start tonight's program, I'd like to address a few questions a lot of you have been asking me lately..."

 

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"First off, a lot of you have been asking about my size. It's true, I'm an average sized ape. That's all movie special effects that make me look like some kindna giant, killer ape. But, as you can see, just a regular sized ape, here. Which leads the next question a lot of you have been asking me, 'what do you think about all this Monkey Pox stuff going around?..."

 

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"...for the last time, I'M AN APE, NOT A MONKEY! Hell, I got just as much in common with those nasty creatures as you humans do. You ask me, I'd say YOU guys are the ones more like monkeys..."

 

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"Sorry I had to go off like that...it just steams my clams, is all. Okay, on with your little show..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

Last week on Love Kong Island:

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"Last night meant a lot to me too, and yes, I still respect you. So, uh..what did you say your name was again...Mindy, Cindy...help, me out a little, here..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"I know I got twenty showin', just hit me, damnit...hit me you sonabitch!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Noooo way! Not gonna pin that on me! That is clearly Dr. Zaius' kid!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Holy crap! Honey, did you see the size of his..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"That's right...just walk away, Cynthia...walk away..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"No, it's not the Siamese twin thing...I'm into freaky...just maybe your sister puts on a wig or a hat or something first? Not really into bald chicks, is all."

 

 

 

 

 

And now a message from our sponsor...

 

 

 

 

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"Huh!?! We're on?..."

 

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"Hey kids! It's your ol' pal Kong here to say a few words about my new line of bongs. Seemed like a natural fit; King Kong, that's me, selling bongs, like this one here. One of our most popular items, the 'Kong Island Lava Master Blaster'. Add to that, one of my own hybrid strains of Gorilla Glue we're calling "Kong's Balls", due to it's lovely clusters of red hairs sprouting from every sticky, flowery bud. Mention you saw this ad on the David Icke website and receive 30% off your next purchase of flower and/or shatter."

 

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The Mighty Kong's House of Bongs  -  12 convenient locations  -  offer only valid in California, USA

 

 

 

 

 

We now return to tonight's broadcast of, Fun With Kong, starring King Kong as Kong:

 

 

 

 

 

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"Here we go again!  Go on, Cynthia, just walk away....typical Cynthia...just walk out like always..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"What did I say to you, Hollywood legend and action film star Bruce Willis...huh, what did I say to you? That's right, Bruce, I said, 'don't take the friggin' vaccines, didn't  I? But did you listen, did you? No. Now look at yourself. "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"I told you to wait in the car, Cynthia."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"That's okay, you just stepped into the wrong post. You want 'The Incredible Adventures of David and the Reptilians' post, a few back."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Ummm...glug glug....Huh, wha...wer're still on?....

 

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"Well, there you have it.  That's our show for tonight. I don't know, looks to me like The King Kitty is loosing his touch.?  What do you say, fellas? Did you find this episode amusing at all?"

 

 

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Point taken, fellas.

 

 

 

 

 

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"Before we go tonight, I just wanted to set the record straight about Cynthia and I. We are both back together again and we are in couples therapy. I'm learning to control my temper and she's learning to listen more. Oh, the black-eye?  No, she just walked into a door is all. Isn't that right, Cynthia? Now say goodnight to the people, Cynthia."

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Tinfoil Hat said:

Your dog is very cute - AI's given him teddy bear ears. Did it 'think' of that itself?

 

All I asked for in the AI text prompt was 'Lakeland Terrier, oil painting.' I didn't add teddy bear ears or anything related to teddy bears. I did a few iterations but all seemed to look a bit 'teddyish!' for some reason! 😀

 

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Don't know why it decided to add clothing either!

 

 

 

 

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"We really appreciate you trying out for the part, Rocky Dennis, but we're going to go in a different direction with Robin on this next picture..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"So this is what you've been doing in the Bat Cave when I'm not home!?!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"We're real sorry, Hamburglar, you're just not right for the part. Give my best to the Mayor."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"So there I was, sittin' on the crapper, reading the paper...just like this...when the doorbell rings. Never fails, right?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Thank you, George Clooney, for teaching me your wisdom and knowledge on how to destroy the Batman movie franchise. My friend Kevin Smith and I will forever be grateful."  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Are you guys just winding me up now? This one's not even in a Robin suit. How fuckin' hard is it to cast a Robin for  these things!?!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"And that, Robin, is how Alfred slides down the 'Bat Pole'."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, KingKitty said:

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"We really appreciate you trying out for the part, Rocky Dennis, but we're going to go in a different direction with Robin on this next picture..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"So this is what you've been doing in the Bat Cave when I'm not home!?!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"We're real sorry, Hamburglar, you're just not right for the part. Give my best to the Mayor."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"So there I was, sittin' on the crapper, reading the paper...just like this...when the doorbell rings. Never fails, right?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Thank you, George Clooney, for teaching me your wisdom and knowledge on how to destroy the Batman movie franchise. My friend Kevin Smith and I will forever be grateful."  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Are you guys just winding me up now? This one's not even in a Robin suit. How fuckin' hard is it to cast a Robin for  these things!?!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"And that's how Alfred 'slides down the Bat Pole', Robin."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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All images derived from craiyon.com searches for: "Batman and Robin" 

 

 

Feckin' Hilarious! 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

 

 

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This is great fun! All that image needed was the text I added in Photoshop. 👍

 

Just love the way the AI has made the whole burger look like a bug instead of just filling it with bugs. It's a clever BUGger this AI, I'll give it that!

 

The text prompt I used was simply 'mcdonald's bug burger, detailed.'

 

 

 

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She was to be a triple threat; actress, singer, dancer, who would go onto influence young women across the globe with her poise and grace.

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He was to be a revered, country music patriarch for a new generation of music fans, creating heartfelt, country western classics.

 

 

What we ended up with...

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"My daddy's gone maked me a porn star, ain't that right, Daddy?"

"That's pop star, honey. You're a pop star."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Tragic news tonight from the set of The Life of Miley program. During the filming of a spoof on Miley's "Wrecking Ball" video, film and television legend Miss Piggy was crushed to death as the prop being used for the wrecking ball got loose from it's bearings, rolled down and crushed her. Miss Piggy leaves behind her husband and long time co-star, Kermit the Frog, as well as their three tadpoles. Miss Piggy, dead at 46.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"What else I can do for a lollipop , Daddy? What else I can do?"

"Hush now, Miley...not in front of the press..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Go on..punch it as hard as you want! Won't hurt. I got abs of steel, baby!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Had the White Stripes been a 70's soft rock band.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Howdy, y'all! Cheddar Davis here for Cheddar's House of Coleslaw, where we feature genuine,Texas style coleslaw. We still use the same recipe my grand daddy taught me, and his grand daddy taught him. We start with only the finest Texas cabbage and finish it with good ol' American pride. Ain't that right, Darlene? So come on down! Sunday's are family days where kids can eat for free and every meal comes with a complimentary AR47 . We'll be raffling off tickets to the Monster Truck Rally where you can have your picture taken with NASCAR legend, Jay Conrad Teletubbie, Jr. We hope to see y'all there!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"After Daddy failed to achieve success  as a country singer, he decided to try his hand at acting in those LEGO movies."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Hey kids, remember me? That's right, I'm Elsie the Cow, formally with the Borden Dairy company. I'm a feminist artist now. I call this piece, 'Miley Cyrus' Face on a Wall'."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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A young Barney Rubble is about to learn the harsh truth regarding the casting couch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Psst, Senator Kennedy...Doc Brown sent me. I'm Taylor Swift and I'm from the future. What ever you do, don't drive Mary Jo Kopechne across the Dike Bridge in Chappaquiddick tonight...got that?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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And finally tonight, we thought we'd share this one with you kids. No, not an AI drawing. That's a photo of an actual tattoo on my left butt cheek. Thanks for tuning in and I hope we all had fun. Goodnight and God bless.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"I see, we're going to take a dig at me now, is that correct, Mr. Kitty? Go ahead, give us your best."

 

 

 

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"Blah, blah blah...you call this a fucking risotto ...yada, yada, yada, bloody fucking cow...fuck, fuck, fuck..."

 

 

 

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"Brilliant!"

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"Eh-oh, eh-yo, eh-yo, mothafuckas! Whatsup! Let's get this party started! Where all da' bitches at? I'm here to get freaky with some hos! Am I right, fellas!?!"

 

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"Yes, I agree. It is time to begin the festivities. But if we could, please refrain from referring to the women in such a derogatory manner? Women are our equals and deserve our respect. Thank you, gentlemen. And, to answer your question; the whores are down the hall, third door on the left."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Here you go, son, your first beer. Just remember to drink responsibly."

 

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"Gee whiz, thank's, pop! And don't you worry, I promise to always be a responsible beer drinker!"

 

Twenty minutes later...

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"Who you callin' a Smurf? Huh? Yeah... I got your Smurf right here!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Sure, I was born a Teletubbie, but I identify as a Gremlin."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Hey you guys, look! It's that panda bear, again...'member, from the cross burning? A friggin' panda bear!?!"

 

 

 

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"Sorry folks. You gotta check out the older post to get some of these running gags, like that last one about the panda or Hulk's red beret. That's right, while the rest of you are arguing about whether or not the world is flat or round, we're over here havin' fun. Speaking of fun, let's get back to the show..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Whoa..dude! I'm ripped...this Kong's Balls strain is the shit!"  -  This gag brought to you by Kong's House of Bongs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Why no,officer, I've not been drinking. Now, if you will kindly help me get my car out of the tree we can all go home..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"My dad's a Teletubbie. My mom was a Chihuahua."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Hey there, pretty lady! Whaddaya say I buy you a beer and then we go back to my place and I show you my 'tinkie winkie', if you know what I mean?"

 

 

 

 

And that's our look at those adorable, wacky, fun loving Teletubbies! Thanks for tuning in and may God bless!

 

 

 

 

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7 hours ago, Morpheus said:

@KingKitty half of these are starting to look like celebrity death match animation. Brilliant. 😎👍

A little Robot Chicken, a little Family Guy, a little MAD Magazine...and a lot of "Kong's Balls" - available exclusively from Kong's House of Bongs

 

I do apologize for taking over the thread during the last few days, Morph-o. I've been assured by Mayor McCheese that he will be making his final thread appearance later today, and then he and and his road crew will step down to let a new generation of fast food, celebrity entertainers have a go at the thread.

 

We were hoping to end things with the news that Jay Conrad Teletubbie, Jr. had been capture, after going on that shocking shooting spree, but unfortunately, he is still at large.

 

 

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25 minutes ago, KingKitty said:

A little Robot Chicken, a little Family Guy, a little MAD Magazine...and a lot of "Kong's Balls" - available exclusively from Kong's House of Bongs

 

I do apologize for taking over the thread during the last few days, Morph-o. I've been assured by Mayor McCheese that he will be making his final thread appearance later today, and then he and and his road crew will step down to let a new generation of fast food, celebrity entertainers have a go at the thread.

 

We were hoping to end things with the news that Jay Conrad Teletubbie, Jr. had been capture, after going on that shocking shooting spree, but unfortunately, he is still at large.

 

 

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You keep going mate, I've enjoyed the ride. 😎👍

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Coming this Fall to CBS: The 'New' Odd Couple, starring Alex Jones and introducing, Gay Frog. With special appearance by Al Molinaro, as Murray the Cop.

Can a sloppy, Right Wing, conservative, vitamin supplements salesman and a finicky, neat-freak, homosexual amphibian put aside their differences long enough to share an apartment in 1970's New York City? Tune in and find out on, "The New Odd Couple". Coming this Fall to CBS!

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"So, tune in, kids! You'll laugh 'til ya croak!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Sure, there are a few side effects to my InfoWars supplements..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"We are interrupting tonight's broadcast of InfoWarts to bring you breaking news, live from McCheesetown's City Hall, where the Mayor's staff is said to be setting up a press briefing, scheduled to go live within minutes. Our reporter, Chet McCheese is on the scene. Chet, what can you tell us so far?"

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"Thanks Dan. Yes, Mayor McCheese is scheduled to make a speech in just a few minutes...his limo has arrived, Dan...Officer Big Mac is escorting His Honor to the podium..."

 

 

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"Ladies and gentlemen of the press, good people of McCheesetown, and guest dignitary, the good Ambassador from China, Mr. Hoo Flung-do...I would like to thank you all for being here, today. As Mayor of our great city, I feel a responsibility to maintain the health and well being for every citizen of McCheesetown, be they many or be they few. Today, I've witnessed a tragedy. A tragedy known as the 'Alex Jones & Gay Frog InfoWarts' post. To attack a man and his gay frog while he is down, is not funny. A man's life, his livelihood has been jeopardized, and yet someone felt it was fair game  to attack this poor man with childish wise cracks and sophomoric humor. So, as it is within my powers as the Mayor of McCheesetown, I am officially ordering this post to cease production immediately. Thank you all for coming. Don't forget to try one of our fresh, hot apple pies or, for a limited time only, the McRib. That's right. The McRib is back! So get 'em before they're gone!"

 

 

 

"Well, there you have it, Dan. The Mayor has officially ended this whole comedy bit. Some are suggesting it was politically motivated, as the Mayor is up for re-election soon and he's been hoping to secure the gay frog population's vote.  Back to you, Dan..."

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"Thanks, Chet. Now let's check with our panel of experts to hear their incoherent ramblings on tonight's breaking news..."

 

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"TRUMP BAD! TRUMP BAD MAN! TRUMP IS HITLER! TRUMP ATE MY BABY! TRUMP, TRUMP..."

 

 

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"I live in their heads, twenty-four seven, baby!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"What the hell just happened here?"

 

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"Howdy, kids. Mayor McCheese as Yoda, here. We're back with a few more spoofs of those galactic  goofballs from the StarWars franchise. And, to address a  question a lot of you have had regarding the obvious exclusion of the homosexual robot, CP30. We assure you, it has nothing to do with his personal, lifestyle choices, as some in the press are suggesting. The good folks of McCheesetown know of my solid relationship within the homosexual robot community, as well as my open arms to the gay frog community. The truth is, CP30 refused to appear on our shows due to my association with close and personal friend, and long time business associate, Jay Conrad Teletubbie, Jr. A man who I can personally say, is an upstanding citizen and  all around swell guy. But enough of my jabberin', already, let's get on with tonight's show..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"One thing, before I turn this light saber on. You gotta be real careful with it or else you can put an eye out."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Hold on, hold on...just give it a minute...it'll stiffen up. This really has never happened to me before. Trust me, I'm 'strong with the force', if you know what I mean?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Dear Darth, please accept this gift of a Mayor McCheese pinata head as my token of appreciation. I really love your work. Signed, Jay Conrad Teletubbie, Jr."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"I think these jokes are getting too 'inside'. Maybe a few the general population and those who have just tuned in can enjoy? Hmm!?!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Little known fact: Jack Nicholson had originally auditioned for the role of Han Solo

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"All work and no play makes Han a dull boy!"

 

 

 

 

 

Hold on, they get better.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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A rare photo from the cover of Princess Leia's unreleased, gansta rap album: Straight Outta Alderaan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Papa!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Before that joke you have told!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a Jedi. I'll probably bang my sister, too."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Heeeey! The green space monkey is right! You're reusing a few of your old bits! Besides, we never had sex. We just kissed and there was very little tongue involved!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Tsk...you call that a light saber?...."

 

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"THIS is a light saber!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"I like chocolate."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Sorry. I was looking for the set of Death Wish, not The Death Star."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A young Mark Hamill on the set of the very first StarWars movie:

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"Ah, yes! This StarWars thing is only the beginning. This should open the door to more important roles in major motion pictures. I can just hear it now, 'and the Academy Award goes to, Mark Hamill..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"That last joke displeases me."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"And there you have it, kids. Yet another look at the StarWars franchise. And much like the movie franchise it's self, these StarWarps parodies and other wacky King Kitty post are starting to wear a little thin, as well. So, on behalf of my good friends, Jay Conrad Teletubbie, Jr., King Kong, Nazi Alex Trebek, Batman, and The McCheesetown Not Ready For Prime Time Players, I'd like to extend a huge thank you to everyone who tuned in to our little shows and hope you had some fun and maybe learned a little something along the way. This is the Honorable Mayor McCheese as Yoda  reminding you to not be afraid to go where no man has gone before, boldly! Now say goodnight, Leia."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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