"Good evening, viewers. My name is Paul McGherkin. What I am about to confess to you tonight may shock you. Many of you will refuse to believe it is the truth, but I assure you, everything I am about to expose is the God's honest truth! So help me God. Honest."     "I was once a member of the world's most famous rock 'n roll band and pop culture icons, The Beatles. Originally, we were called, The Relish Rompers, as myself and Ringo were the founding members and, what with us