One of the finest conspiracy theories concerning popular culture is the claim that Theodor Adorno  secretly wrote all the Beatles songs.   Adorno was part of a secret society who recognized his amazing skills in teaching/understanding classical music and put them to good use.    Before his death in August 1969 (the very reason the Beatles disbanded, as their master composer was gone) Adorno wrote hundreds of songs to be distributed later (1969 – 1975) to various groups, that