Mikhail Liebestein Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Even the phone boxes have gone LG British Telecom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skitzorat Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 8 minutes ago, Mikhail Liebestein said: Even the phone boxes have gone LG British Telecom. Did you know they're making a remake of Dr. Who with a camp Nigerian as The Doctor and a tranny as his side-kick 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Liebestein Posted June 22, 2022 Author Share Posted June 22, 2022 3 hours ago, skitzorat said: Did you know they're making a remake of Dr. Who with a camp Nigerian as The Doctor and a tranny as his side-kick REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL I am Dr. Who, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home. In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance. Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names. Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course. Your truly Dr. Who 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti Facts Sir Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 5 hours ago, Mikhail Liebestein said: Even the phone boxes have gone LG British Telecom. Question is, are these "booths" available for "use"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Liebestein Posted June 22, 2022 Author Share Posted June 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Anti Facts Sir said: Question is, are these "booths" available for "use"? I should have popped in to check if the pages of the phone book were stuck together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKitty Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 On 6/22/2022 at 1:57 AM, skitzorat said: Did you know they're making a remake of Dr. Who with a camp Nigerian as The Doctor and a tranny as his side-kick Dr. Who Da Man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKitty Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 (edited) On 6/22/2022 at 11:30 AM, Mikhail Liebestein said: I should have popped in to check if the pages of the phone book were stuck together. Edited June 26, 2022 by KingKitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKitty Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 On 6/22/2022 at 1:38 AM, Mikhail Liebestein said: Even the phone boxes have gone LG British Telecom. "Phone call for Mr Michael, Mr George Michael." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKitty Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 On 6/22/2022 at 1:38 AM, Mikhail Liebestein said: Even the phone boxes have gone LG British Telecom. You couldn't get me in one with a ten foot pole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKitty Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 On 6/22/2022 at 1:38 AM, Mikhail Liebestein said: Even the phone boxes have gone LG British Telecom. Now, when Superman changes in the phone booth, he really changes... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddsnsods Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 I already posted this a while back, but photod this in the middle of nowhere a real wtf moment. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefaria Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 On 6/26/2022 at 8:14 PM, oddsnsods said: I already posted this a while back, but photod this in the middle of nowhere a real wtf moment. I would be tempted to rip it all out and put Russian flags inside 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaticWorld Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Nefaria said: I would be tempted to rip it all out and put Russian flags inside And I will put a British flag over that. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefaria Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 1 hour ago, EnigmaticWorld said: And I will put a British flag over that. lol The British Establishment already has its mark on the phonebox, the crown on the top! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaticWorld Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 3 hours ago, Nefaria said: The British Establishment already has its mark on the phonebox, the crown on the top! I don't identify with the establishment, just my country, but true. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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