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Sorry, can you explain the game first? 😂

The only "You've been Framed" I know is the one Jeremy Beadle did....

 

But let me guess the game....

"a fart"

 

It's a word game, isn't it?

 

EDIT: oops I take it back.

It has to be a snooker related word game? 🤔

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Ken: table's been a little bit pacey this afternoon, players are still getting to grips with it

Yates (30 seconds later): this table is running so fast, not even Usain Bolt himself (nor anyone of African descent for that matter), could keep up with it!

Ken: yeah good point there Phil

Yates: and now Rory McLeod has got it all to do in this final frame

 

 

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4 minutes ago, spideysensei said:

Ken: table's been a little bit pacey this afternoon, players are still getting to grips with it

Yates (30 seconds later): this table is running so fast, not even Usain Bolt himself (nor anyone of African descent for that matter), could keep up with it!

Ken: yeah good point there Phil

Yates: and now Rory McLeod has got it all to do in this final frame

 

 

Yates: Incredible, Rory makes a clearance of 79 to take the final deciding frame, proving that despite the speed of the table it's a marathon not a sprint. McLeod wins 10-9, Ken.....there's always a silver lining....

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3 minutes ago, Anti Facts Sir said:

Yates: Incredible, Rory makes a clearance of 79 to take the final deciding frame, proving that despite the speed of the table it's a marathon not a sprint. McLeod wins 10-9, Ken.....there's always a silver lining....

 

Ken: and that sil...

Yates: the silver lining in this instance, being not simply diversity,but fortitu-u-de fortitude, Ken

Ken: absolutely roight

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I played a game 3 weeks ago, by a set of interesting circumstances. Had a horrible showing cough cough 'did not want to embarrass my new friend'. But the old dutch billiards adagium showed up; one perfect shot sets the mood for the whole day, and i made a triple plant on some reds that i declared impossible before going at it. One point worth more then 147 to me ;)

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4 hours ago, Anti Facts Sir said:

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33 points, 33rd frame, 33 minutes it takes him to make his mind up, staring at the pyramid, giving it the one eye wink..🤨

 

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I was such a small lad, I could barely reach the table when I tried one at the local club with my old man. I was okay on the kiddy ones of course. But much as I enjoyed watching, and wanting to play, it didn't seem to be a sport I was much good at.

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