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17 hours ago, Captainlove said:

Financial collapse Yes. Monkey pox NO. Germ theory in a lie.

 

I've always felt financial collapse or gain was  behind most agendas. Most wars start over economic concerns, access to energy and resources. Once it was land and human resource for agriculture, now it is energy, materials and knowledge (cyber).

 

Covid and Monkey Pox are another tool, the biological equivalent of cyber attacks, causing economic disruption via political overreaction.

 

To do this the diseases need to be tuned. To easily spread and too deadly you'll kill yourself as well. To mild and no one notices. Probably what is ideal from a economic-biological standpoint is a combination.  An easily spread disease that people initially don't understand, and  when they overreact the chances are they'll learn next time, So the next one needs to be more deadly, but less easily spread and ideal one the deploying nation has a cure for. Basically keep people guessing.

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Oh no! Monkeypox is real. I got it today. My hand and wrist are covered in blebs - really itchy too. What I didn't realise is that you can catch it from stinging nettles!!! Luckily, it seems to be a mild version even though it looks just like the photos, and is already fading after a couple of hours. Please be careful if you have nettles near where you live.

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1 hour ago, k_j_evans said:

Oh no! Monkeypox is real. I got it today. My hand and wrist are covered in blebs - really itchy too. What I didn't realise is that you can catch it from stinging nettles!!! Luckily, it seems to be a mild version even though it looks just like the photos, and is already fading after a couple of hours. Please be careful if you have nettles near where you live.

 

 

You need to find some dock leaves to rub on your stings 

 

But if the Government learn of this highly contagious nettle-bourne variant of the Covid-Pox disease,  we'll be required to shelter in place indefinitely. 

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2 minutes ago, Tinfoil Hat said:

 

You need to find some dock leaves to rub on your stings 

 

But if the Government learn of this highly contagious nettle-bourne variant of the Covid-Pox disease,  we'll be required to shelter in place indefinitely. 

Wow, dock leaves cure monkey pox - better not let big pharma know!

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CDC now advising monkeys to wear muzzle. 200 cases worldwide apparently & fat chequers are saying anyone can catch it.

 

Wear a monkey mask.

 

https://nypost.com/2022/06/06/cdc-raises-monkeypox-alert-to-level-2-recommends-masks-during-travel/?utm_source=twitter_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site buttons&utm_campaign=site buttons

 

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, oddsnsods said:

CDC now advising monkeys to wear muzzle. 200 cases worldwide apparently & fat chequers are saying anyone can catch it.

 

Wear a monkey mask.

 

https://nypost.com/2022/06/06/cdc-raises-monkeypox-alert-to-level-2-recommends-masks-during-travel/?utm_source=twitter_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site buttons&utm_campaign=site buttons

 

 

 

 

Done!

 

https://www.horror-shop.com/gb/p/monkey-mask-deluxe.html

 

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Mrs Doc just pointed out that the carnivals,parades and parties that have taken place for the Jubilee and will take place during Pride month are perhaps not the best idea during an outbreak of a supposedly sexually/intimacy transmitted pox. I'm not being funny but LGBT+ types tend to be pretty full on in the intimacy department.

🇬🇧+🏳️‍🌈+🐒= 🧟 

 

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1 hour ago, Doc said:

Mrs Doc just pointed out that the carnivals,parades and parties that have taken place for the Jubilee and will take place during Pride month are perhaps not the best idea during an outbreak of a supposedly sexually/intimacy transmitted pox. I'm not being funny but LGBT+ types tend to be pretty full on in the intimacy department.

🇬🇧+🏳️‍🌈+🐒= 🧟 

 

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Well it is still ticking up:

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-61709659.amp

 

Slowly but surely and the Jubilee hasn't been added in yet. Those Queens...

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3 hours ago, Mikhail Liebestein said:

Monkey Pox has been upgraded to the same status as leprosy and plague:

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/monkeypox-upgraded-severity-level-leprosy-malaria/

 

When they say upgrade, was this like optional extras?

 

"Yeah, lets add organ haemorrhage and airborne transmission."

 

 

 

obviously uncle bills new improved monkeypox now with added death.

 

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