Dickwan Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 Ah Jerry, he's a very naughty funny man. I've been to a few of his Edinburgh shows in the past and he's pretty crude and nasty (which I heartily enjoy). On one occasion he told the infamous 'Dando Joke', which goes something like this: "If I knew she was going to be shot on the Monday I would've gone round and raped her on the Sunday*" *or maybe it was Tuesday, I can't remember, but works either way. One year he didn't do any comedy, just card tricks, and they were pretty good. At the end, with a bit of goading, he began to tell his 'Maddie Joke' but was sadly ushered off stage by an official (could've been a stunt I suppose). Anyways, I'm disappointed to hear he's been silenced but not surprised - woke fascists seem to run and ruin everything these days. The intolerance of tolerance and all that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexa Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 (edited) All's I can say is thank goodness for 'only fools & horses'. As hilarious as this badge is .. I’m probably going to get torn to ‘golden shreds’ for this. Edited August 15, 2022 by alexa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TetraG Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 To the rescue of Alexa... https://i.imgflip.com/2vst6i.jpg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexa Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 'Comedy is being nuked': Vicki Michelle, 71, says sitcoms are being destroyed as her hit BBC series 'Allo 'Allo gets offensive warning The 'Allo 'Allo star, 71, who played lusty waitress Yvette Carte-Blanche, claimed 'comedy is being nuked' as her former sitcom was slapped with an offensive warning at the start of the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinJ Posted August 19, 2022 Author Share Posted August 19, 2022 And all this woke madness is gently dismantling what is left of British culture ( thats not already eroded by mass immigration over a centuary or so) by not allowing the 'double entendre' which is such a part of our humour, along with irony and sarcasm. All of which Allo Allo had plenty of. People don't even realise what is happening before their eyes. In that article Viccie's daughter says she is now fed up that she cant make a joke without some fake offense being taken. I mean, there are shows about naked dating and yet we can't just have a laugh at some 40 year old sit com which was such a big part of our earlier culture. We are witnessing a puritanical swing in motion. Next step will be rounding up women to be used as sex slaves or brood mares aka The Handmaids Tale.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexa Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 On 8/19/2022 at 3:42 PM, RobinJ said: And all this woke madness is gently dismantling what is left of British culture ( thats not already eroded by mass immigration over a centuary or so) by not allowing the 'double entendre' which is such a part of our humour, along with irony and sarcasm. Immortalized in Bronze, well done Tommy Bobby Ball immortalised in bronze: 9ft statue of beloved British comic 'with a twinkle in his eye' is unveiled in his adopted hometown of Lytham by long-time comedy partner Tommy Canon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyBlueEyes Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." :- Mahatma Gandhi The establishment knows this to be true. "He who strikes the first blow admits he's lost the argument.":- Chinese Proverb They also know this to be true. So why ban Laughter The establishment likes to be taken seriously if instead of the population doing Stage 1 of the Gandi Proverb (Ignore them they will leave us alone), upped it to Stage 2 and Laughted at the clowns in suits. The establishment knows, they can never provoke you to stage 3 as there so "Narcissistic" they will strike first and Lose all Credability... So Ban Laughter... After all you got to be serious if they are gonna accept, Social distancing , No Christmas, Monkey Pox will get you, No sitting, standing, walking or driving with out permission in writing at least 3 months before that journey so it can be assesed as essential. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LupaM13 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 Read today about some Trannies complaining about the upcoming live performance of Life of Brian because of the "man have baby" section/skit. Looks like Cleese and Palin got it covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LupaM13 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 On 8/1/2022 at 7:12 PM, RobinJ said: OK, but the 'humour will be banned' topic has not much to do with feminism per se. All these things are there to separate us from each other, buying into that concept achieves that nicely as does relying on logic to solve everything. If people want to chat about feminism then it should go on its own thread. Hi Robin, Gee it's like the 70s here. Whenever there's an opportunity to attack feminism, even if irrelevant to the topic at hand which is censorship, they'll go for it, highjack it and get ppl arguing about feminism. Some things never change. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinJ Posted May 29 Author Share Posted May 29 6 hours ago, LupaM13 said: Hi Robin, Gee it's like the 70s here. Whenever there's an opportunity to attack feminism, even if irrelevant to the topic at hand which is censorship, they'll go for it, highjack it and get ppl arguing about feminism. Some things never change. I think you are being over sensitive. Nobody is attacking anything and I'm certainly not arguing about feminism, which is irrelevant to the topic at hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fool Me Once Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 The year is Geldof 42 (2072 old calendar) and Citizen 9234 of the Chegwin 15 minute confinement zone asks his-her-it's designated partner 7352 why he-her-it is viewing illegal comedy shows from a hundred years ago,under pain of re-education interment? The reason outlined was because it was around this time that enjoyable humour was outlawed and replaced with "alternative" then "obnoxious" comedy in which only straight white alpha Christians were legitimate,indeed legislated targets and if you didn't cuss every other word you were a pussay.... His-her-it's case for wrongthink comes up next Tuesday,where he-she-it will appear before all the other state "See You Next Tuesday" goons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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