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Now stupid sheep everywhere can celebrate their enslavement, with jubilee gifts to purchase: Listen to the msm gooooo !!!!!! WITH UNBRIDLED PASSION AND MONEY GRABBING DELIGHT !!!!! AS PER USUAL !!!

 

" The queen's jubilee is undoubtedly a time for joy and celebration. But sheep also know that this year, celebrating Her Majesty’s 70-year reign, is an occasion.

Therefore, buying a piece of Platinum Jubilee merchandise – whether it be a decorative biscuit tin or a fancy piece of commemorative china – makes a lot of sense - it honestly does, believe me when i say that it does.

It could be a keepsake, or something to pass down through the generations to remind them of how truly stupid you are, like a coin, or something edible, to mark the enslavement occasion during your nazi-created holiday. "

 

Let's go, and see the fantastic bargains we have in store for you:

Here's a coin, that cost about a penny for us to make, cost to you mr sheep is just £10 WOW! What an absolute giveaway. Line up you loyal sheep and snap up this once in a lifetime offer:

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Below here: we have here an old bit of cheap rag with a dog on it, cost pennies to make.

We love you sheep so much, the price to you is just a totally unbelievable, ridiculously unbelievable, enslavementally unbelievable: £25:

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Pick one up, or buy two, one for your sheep pals, they might like enslavement as well

 

 

 

 

And next in our treasure trove of goodies we have this old carrier bag, from your local chinese sweatshop, cost to you lovely sheep is just £225. Can you believe it, yes you heard me right: just £225. WOW !!! Don't pay your gas bill or your electricity bill, don't buy food. Buy this trinket from us, and think of wonderful magnificent queen and country !! That's a profit margin for us of 99.999% for us, but don't worry , we'll manage somehow.

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Next on our wonderfully majestic royal list, we have this saucer. Now, you could go to your local wilko and get a saucer for a pound or two, but don't do that. Come and pay us the insignificant, paltry, trivially small sum of £70, and get this super royal saucer from us. which is shaped like the ufo this lizard queen came to this planet on WOW Isn't this just amazing, royally amazing so

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And to go with your saucer how about a couple of old spoons, these real stainless steel ones might set you back a quid or two, but you can purchase them from your ever-loving royal store for just £45. AMAZING ROYAL VALUE !! WOW !!! That how much we love. That's how much the queen loves you.  Please purchase.

Please note: We accept all forms of payment, cash, cheques, credit cards, All payments must be rothschild's family friendly and approved so they can get a cut of the royal unbelievable action.

 

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I am sure you are going to love the spoons and to go with them with have this old hamper full of out-of-date goods. Tuck into these stale treats fresh from the overflowing royal bins: The price has been heavily discounted as we are loyal and religiously public servants and are always thinking of you first the wonderful sheep - honest we are - why are you lookng at me like that for.

 

 

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Next we have for you a 50 pence coin, but we are only going to charge you just £7 for it. Isn't that absolutly amazing: You give is £7, and we give you 50 pence in return !! You can't get a better deal than that.

 

 

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Another no-brainer for you not to think about and just quickly purchase, is this lizard lips picture. Now, i know what you are thinking: I know you can grab any old magazine and snip a picture of the royals out for free, but don't do that. Come to your patriotic and wonderful royal store and buy this picture from us for the one-off unbelievable astounding  price of just £47. That's right: fourty seven insignificant pounds

Please note, to address all the many complaints we have received, the picture is not out of focus, she really does look like that:

 

 

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And as we love you the sheep so much - just so much ! we are offering you a bit of old rag to wrap around your baaing and trotting head on the cold winter days, which you should see a lot of with no gas or electricity on.

Now, i know and we all know you can nip out to the shops or markets and pick up  a scarf for a pound or two. But please do not do that. Those stupid scarves are just utter rubbish. Instead buy this super regal majestic scarf from us, your favourte and ever-loving royal store, at the heavily-discounted super-reducded price of just £150.

I know you are staring at the screen and amazment and your eyes are watering, but it honestly is true, we are charging you £150 -

 

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So come down to your royal store, and see what we think of you

 

 

 

 

 

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31 minutes ago, Orange Alert said:

 

This 2022 Jubilee thing will it match the excitment of when Prince Charles attended to open stage one of the Jubilee line in 1979?

 

 

 

 

Looks like the crowds were out in force 🤣

 

I wonder what the 'gatherings' will be like in 2022? 

 

I wonder if they'll have him open a space station and give him a free ride to the outer limits. We can only hope.

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6 minutes ago, Beaujangles said:

 

Looks like the crowds were out in force 🤣

 

I wonder what the 'gatherings' will be like in 2022? 

 

I wonder if they'll have him open a space station and give him a free ride to the outer limits. We can only hope.

 

We better be careful with the number of posts we post here as this Queens Jubilee 2022 thread could become a mega monster thread.😄

 

Another exciting news report of Prince Charles opening the Jubilee line, it comments that the station adverts had been censored "none of the underwear adverts to titillate the commuter" or Prince Charles for that.

 

There is a general secretary of the railway union in attendance, who postponed a signalman's strike in respect of the royal visit. Sellout!

 

Prince Charles comments on his delight of a captive audiance underground and the shut gates. "You are captive!" 🤨

 

 

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Canada gets on board with the Jubilee... lots of treats for under $30 - who wouldn't want their daughter ( or rather their ? gendered child) wearing a nice bow like this... or munching into some delicious cupcakes - and mom having her tea in a grumpy mug? Streets lined with bunting and balloons to celebrate our peasantry.4 Pcs Union Jack Flag Headband Great Britain Union Jack Flag Bow Headband 2022 Queen Platinums Jubilee Decorations Wide Ri...56 Pcs Queens Platinum_Jubilee Cake Toppers - 70th Celebration Jubilee Cake Decorations 2022, Union Jack Flag Crown Wafer ...Queen Elizabeth Platinum Jubilee Portrait Lippy Mug Commemorative Memorabilia Souvenirs Coffee Cup Home Deco (by LILAJ)Queen Platinum Jubilee Decorations 2022, 20 Pennants Fade Resistant Union Jack and Canada Flags Outdoor Banner, Brass Grom...20 Pcs Platinum Jubilee Decorations 2022, Queens Platinum Jubilee Balloons With Golden Ribbon, Pack of 20 Ballons for Stre...   Queen Elizabeth Platinums Jubilee Flag, Union Jack Flag Hand Waving Flags, Queen's Platinums Jubilee for British Celebrati...                                        ...and last but not least the politically correct Jubilee flag in rainbow colours!!

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57 minutes ago, Orange Alert said:

Another exciting news report of Prince Charles opening the Jubilee line, it comments that the station adverts had been censored "none of the underwear adverts to titillate the commuter" or Prince Charles for that.

I'm not sure that would have been his thing!

 

 

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8 hours ago, jack121 said:

 

Now stupid sheep everywhere can celebrate their enslavement, with jubilee gifts to purchase: Listen to the msm gooooo !!!!!! WITH UNBRIDLED PASSION AND MONEY GRABBING DELIGHT !!!!! AS PER USUAL !!!

 

" The queen's jubilee is undoubtedly a time for joy and celebration. But sheep also know that this year, celebrating Her Majesty’s 70-year reign, is an occasion.

Therefore, buying a piece of Platinum Jubilee merchandise – whether it be a decorative biscuit tin or a fancy piece of commemorative china – makes a lot of sense - it honestly does, believe me when i say that it does.

It could be a keepsake, or something to pass down through the generations to remind them of how truly stupid you are, like a coin, or something edible, to mark the enslavement occasion during your nazi-created holiday. "

 

Let's go, and see the fantastic bargains we have in store for you:

Here's a coin, that cost about a penny for us to make, cost to you mr sheep is just £10 WOW! What an absolute giveaway. Line up you loyal sheep and snap up this once in a lifetime offer:

Acoin_img.jpg.9a5b8de3b2d8649430ab6686de1cccc8.jpg

Below here: we have here an old bit of cheap rag with a dog on it, cost pennies to make.

We love you sheep so much, the price to you is just a totally unbelievable, ridiculously unbelievable, enslavementally unbelievable: £25:

Acorgi_img.jpg.08f4b0835982fd1075d8baccba59888f.jpg

Pick one up, or buy two, one for your sheep pals, they might like enslavement as well

 

 

 

 

And next in our treasure trove of goodies we have this old carrier bag, from your local chinese sweatshop, cost to you lovely sheep is just £225. Can you believe it, yes you heard me right: just £225. WOW !!! Don't pay your gas bill or your electricity bill, don't buy food. Buy this trinket from us, and think of wonderful magnificent queen and country !! That's a profit margin for us of 99.999% for us, but don't worry , we'll manage somehow.

Abag_img.jpg.6a70f76bc9439451bfab38701fec4cab.jpg

 

Next on our wonderfully majestic royal list, we have this saucer. Now, you could go to your local wilko and get a saucer for a pound or two, but don't do that. Come and pay us the insignificant, paltry, trivially small sum of £70, and get this super royal saucer from us. which is shaped like the ufo this lizard queen came to this planet on WOW Isn't this just amazing, royally amazing so

Aplate_img.jpg.db527705ef3ea4f6abf122142cb49298.jpg

 

And to go with your saucer how about a couple of old spoons, these real stainless steel ones might set you back a quid or two, but you can purchase them from your ever-loving royal store for just £45. AMAZING ROYAL VALUE !! WOW !!! That how much we love. That's how much the queen loves you.  Please purchase.

Please note: We accept all forms of payment, cash, cheques, credit cards, All payments must be rothschild's family friendly and approved so they can get a cut of the royal unbelievable action.

 

Aspoon_img.jpg.33a57230ace0f642c2c0a02894b326d0.jpg

 

 

 

I am sure you are going to love the spoons and to go with them with have this old hamper full of out-of-date goods. Tuck into these stale treats fresh from the overflowing royal bins: The price has been heavily discounted as we are loyal and religiously public servants and are always thinking of you first the wonderful sheep - honest we are - why are you lookng at me like that for.

 

 

Ahamper_img.jpg.6fd3f14d11172e4bda9de8d74c41e1dd.jpg

 

 

 

Next we have for you a 50 pence coin, but we are only going to charge you just £7 for it. Isn't that absolutly amazing: You give is £7, and we give you 50 pence in return !! You can't get a better deal than that.

 

 

A50pcoin_img.jpg.a9201fce59fd1688ed592977015f2f06.jpg

 

 

 

 

Another no-brainer for you not to think about and just quickly purchase, is this lizard lips picture. Now, i know what you are thinking: I know you can grab any old magazine and snip a picture of the royals out for free, but don't do that. Come to your patriotic and wonderful royal store and buy this picture from us for the one-off unbelievable astounding  price of just £47. That's right: fourty seven insignificant pounds

Please note, to address all the many complaints we have received, the picture is not out of focus, she really does look like that:

 

 

Apicture_img.jpg.b37ae397c5cf60291d922fd4a8279ae0.jpg

 

 

 

And as we love you the sheep so much - just so much ! we are offering you a bit of old rag to wrap around your baaing and trotting head on the cold winter days, which you should see a lot of with no gas or electricity on.

Now, i know and we all know you can nip out to the shops or markets and pick up  a scarf for a pound or two. But please do not do that. Those stupid scarves are just utter rubbish. Instead buy this super regal majestic scarf from us, your favourte and ever-loving royal store, at the heavily-discounted super-reducded price of just £150.

I know you are staring at the screen and amazment and your eyes are watering, but it honestly is true, we are charging you £150 -

 

Ascarf_img.jpg.5ec0972fba11559c9f3742e69f0dd57e.jpg

 

So come down to your royal store, and see what we think of you

 

 

 

 

 

Tbf I am a bit of collector so if one those landed out of a back of a lorry I may keep it won't be rushing to buy it though and I get your point mate 

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6 hours ago, Anti Facts Sir said:

Rodders, fire up the van! We're gonna be millionaires, my son.

If one should happen to fly through an office window and land in my lap.

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On 5/18/2022 at 8:55 AM, jack121 said:

Next we have for you a 50 pence coin, but we are only going to charge you just £7 for it. Isn't that absolutly amazing: You give is £7, and we give you 50 pence in return !! You can't get a better deal than that.

 

 

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I've seen shit like this before and it always gets the same reaction from me.

 

You may pay £7 for this 'limited edition' 50p coin but at the end of the day, as legal tender, what is it worth?

 

50p.

 

That's all.

 

What a fucking rip-off and the saps fall for it every time.

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On 5/18/2022 at 5:42 PM, Fluke said:

Tbf I am a bit of collector so if one those landed out of a back of a lorry I may keep it won't be rushing to buy it though and I get your point mate 

 

Even if it fell off the back of a lorry, i wouldn't take it. Let the pigeons shit on it and let the dog rip it to bits - that's what i would do

Urgh!! I mean, can you imagine bringing an evil photo of lizard lips queenie poo home with you, you'd be the lauging stock of the entire neighbourhood, people would think you were fuckin gay, or nwo and best friends with bill gates, you wouldn't be able to live it down, especially on this forum - i'd be first to take piss out of you

I can just imagine me walking around my living room and that ugly old hag's eyes following me around everywhere i go, all day and night, 24/7 I'd be fucked. I wouldn't be able to  take it. i'd run off to the ozzie and shove the satan juice in: Kil me ! Kill me now !! Anything to get away from that old ugly slag hag bag  paedo parasite professional scrounger.

 

 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, jack121 said:

 

Even if it fell off the back of a lorry, i wouldn't take it. Let the pigeons shit on it and let the dog rip it to bits - that's what i would do

Urgh!! I mean, can you imagine bringing an evil photo of lizard lips queenie poo home with you, you'd be the lauging stock of the entire neighbourhood, people would think you were fuckin gay, or nwo and best friends with bill gates, you wouldn't be able to live it down, especially on this forum - i'd be first to take piss out of you

I can just imagine me walking around my living room and that ugly old hag's eyes following me around everywhere i go, all day and night, 24/7 I'd be fucked. I wouldn't be able to  take it. i'd run off to the ozzie and shove the satan juice in: Kil me ! Kill me now !! Anything to get away from that old ugly slag hag bag  paedo parasite professional scrounger.

 

 

 

 

Grow up.

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Not up on this....which day is the actually Jubilee being celebrated?

 

I cant imagine many on here will be buying the Jubilee knick-knacks and hanging the flag...but I think it may be an excuse for a few beers..and street parties.😃

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12 minutes ago, Beaujangles said:

Not up on this....which day is the actually Jubilee being celebrated?

 

I cant imagine many on here will be buying the Jubilee knick-knacks and hanging the flag...but I think it may be an excuse for a few beers..and street parties.😃


I am not sure which day the official celebration is to be honest...

However, I would love to know the percentage of people who are actually celebrating the queen vs how many are thinking "4 day piss up ?"

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3 minutes ago, TheConsultant said:


I am not sure which day the official celebration is to be honest...

However, I would love to know the percentage of people who are actually celebrating the queen vs how many are thinking "4 day piss up ?"

 

hehe  absolutely... I'm guessing the latter will get the higher percentage...but... you never know :-) 

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Just now, Beaujangles said:

 

hehe  absolutely... I'm guessing the latter will get the higher percentage...but... you never know :-) 


ah I really don't know...I have seen far too much Union Jack bunting. Is it just me or does bunting sound wrong?

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