Beaujangles Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 Moved some Jubilee posts over to here ... figured needed its own thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack121 Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 (edited) Now stupid sheep everywhere can celebrate their enslavement, with jubilee gifts to purchase: Listen to the msm gooooo !!!!!! WITH UNBRIDLED PASSION AND MONEY GRABBING DELIGHT !!!!! AS PER USUAL !!! " The queen's jubilee is undoubtedly a time for joy and celebration. But sheep also know that this year, celebrating Her Majesty’s 70-year reign, is an occasion. Therefore, buying a piece of Platinum Jubilee merchandise – whether it be a decorative biscuit tin or a fancy piece of commemorative china – makes a lot of sense - it honestly does, believe me when i say that it does. It could be a keepsake, or something to pass down through the generations to remind them of how truly stupid you are, like a coin, or something edible, to mark the enslavement occasion during your nazi-created holiday. " Let's go, and see the fantastic bargains we have in store for you: Here's a coin, that cost about a penny for us to make, cost to you mr sheep is just £10 WOW! What an absolute giveaway. Line up you loyal sheep and snap up this once in a lifetime offer: Below here: we have here an old bit of cheap rag with a dog on it, cost pennies to make. We love you sheep so much, the price to you is just a totally unbelievable, ridiculously unbelievable, enslavementally unbelievable: £25: Pick one up, or buy two, one for your sheep pals, they might like enslavement as well And next in our treasure trove of goodies we have this old carrier bag, from your local chinese sweatshop, cost to you lovely sheep is just £225. Can you believe it, yes you heard me right: just £225. WOW !!! Don't pay your gas bill or your electricity bill, don't buy food. Buy this trinket from us, and think of wonderful magnificent queen and country !! That's a profit margin for us of 99.999% for us, but don't worry , we'll manage somehow. Next on our wonderfully majestic royal list, we have this saucer. Now, you could go to your local wilko and get a saucer for a pound or two, but don't do that. Come and pay us the insignificant, paltry, trivially small sum of £70, and get this super royal saucer from us. which is shaped like the ufo this lizard queen came to this planet on WOW Isn't this just amazing, royally amazing so And to go with your saucer how about a couple of old spoons, these real stainless steel ones might set you back a quid or two, but you can purchase them from your ever-loving royal store for just £45. AMAZING ROYAL VALUE !! WOW !!! That how much we love. That's how much the queen loves you. Please purchase. Please note: We accept all forms of payment, cash, cheques, credit cards, All payments must be rothschild's family friendly and approved so they can get a cut of the royal unbelievable action. I am sure you are going to love the spoons and to go with them with have this old hamper full of out-of-date goods. Tuck into these stale treats fresh from the overflowing royal bins: The price has been heavily discounted as we are loyal and religiously public servants and are always thinking of you first the wonderful sheep - honest we are - why are you lookng at me like that for. Next we have for you a 50 pence coin, but we are only going to charge you just £7 for it. Isn't that absolutly amazing: You give is £7, and we give you 50 pence in return !! You can't get a better deal than that. Another no-brainer for you not to think about and just quickly purchase, is this lizard lips picture. Now, i know what you are thinking: I know you can grab any old magazine and snip a picture of the royals out for free, but don't do that. Come to your patriotic and wonderful royal store and buy this picture from us for the one-off unbelievable astounding price of just £47. That's right: fourty seven insignificant pounds Please note, to address all the many complaints we have received, the picture is not out of focus, she really does look like that: And as we love you the sheep so much - just so much ! we are offering you a bit of old rag to wrap around your baaing and trotting head on the cold winter days, which you should see a lot of with no gas or electricity on. Now, i know and we all know you can nip out to the shops or markets and pick up a scarf for a pound or two. But please do not do that. Those stupid scarves are just utter rubbish. Instead buy this super regal majestic scarf from us, your favourte and ever-loving royal store, at the heavily-discounted super-reducded price of just £150. I know you are staring at the screen and amazment and your eyes are watering, but it honestly is true, we are charging you £150 - So come down to your royal store, and see what we think of you Edited May 18, 2022 by jack121 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaujangles Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 .....................a new thread for Jubilee Chat. I'm sure there will be a lot to say about it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaujangles Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 14 hours ago, Beaujangles said: ........................... a new thread for Jubilee Chat. I'm sure there will be a lot to say about it @Orange Alert Glad you see the humour LOL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Alert Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 19 minutes ago, Beaujangles said: @Orange Alert Glad you see the humour LOL. This 2022 Jubilee thing will it match the excitment of when Prince Charles attended to open stage one of the Jubilee line in 1979? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaujangles Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 31 minutes ago, Orange Alert said: This 2022 Jubilee thing will it match the excitment of when Prince Charles attended to open stage one of the Jubilee line in 1979? Looks like the crowds were out in force I wonder what the 'gatherings' will be like in 2022? I wonder if they'll have him open a space station and give him a free ride to the outer limits. We can only hope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Alert Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, Beaujangles said: Looks like the crowds were out in force I wonder what the 'gatherings' will be like in 2022? I wonder if they'll have him open a space station and give him a free ride to the outer limits. We can only hope. We better be careful with the number of posts we post here as this Queens Jubilee 2022 thread could become a mega monster thread. Another exciting news report of Prince Charles opening the Jubilee line, it comments that the station adverts had been censored "none of the underwear adverts to titillate the commuter" or Prince Charles for that. There is a general secretary of the railway union in attendance, who postponed a signalman's strike in respect of the royal visit. Sellout! Prince Charles comments on his delight of a captive audiance underground and the shut gates. "You are captive!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaujangles Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 Canada gets on board with the Jubilee... lots of treats for under $30 - who wouldn't want their daughter ( or rather their ? gendered child) wearing a nice bow like this... or munching into some delicious cupcakes - and mom having her tea in a grumpy mug? Streets lined with bunting and balloons to celebrate our peasantry. ...and last but not least the politically correct Jubilee flag in rainbow colours!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaujangles Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 Ohhh I missed a few...it gets better. How about a nice Jubilee tie or a ribbon to wrap your bread? I know you wont be able to resist the headgear ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti Facts Sir Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 57 minutes ago, Orange Alert said: Another exciting news report of Prince Charles opening the Jubilee line, it comments that the station adverts had been censored "none of the underwear adverts to titillate the commuter" or Prince Charles for that. I'm not sure that would have been his thing! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluke Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 8 hours ago, jack121 said: Now stupid sheep everywhere can celebrate their enslavement, with jubilee gifts to purchase: Listen to the msm gooooo !!!!!! WITH UNBRIDLED PASSION AND MONEY GRABBING DELIGHT !!!!! AS PER USUAL !!! " The queen's jubilee is undoubtedly a time for joy and celebration. But sheep also know that this year, celebrating Her Majesty’s 70-year reign, is an occasion. Therefore, buying a piece of Platinum Jubilee merchandise – whether it be a decorative biscuit tin or a fancy piece of commemorative china – makes a lot of sense - it honestly does, believe me when i say that it does. It could be a keepsake, or something to pass down through the generations to remind them of how truly stupid you are, like a coin, or something edible, to mark the enslavement occasion during your nazi-created holiday. " Let's go, and see the fantastic bargains we have in store for you: Here's a coin, that cost about a penny for us to make, cost to you mr sheep is just £10 WOW! What an absolute giveaway. Line up you loyal sheep and snap up this once in a lifetime offer: Below here: we have here an old bit of cheap rag with a dog on it, cost pennies to make. We love you sheep so much, the price to you is just a totally unbelievable, ridiculously unbelievable, enslavementally unbelievable: £25: Pick one up, or buy two, one for your sheep pals, they might like enslavement as well And next in our treasure trove of goodies we have this old carrier bag, from your local chinese sweatshop, cost to you lovely sheep is just £225. Can you believe it, yes you heard me right: just £225. WOW !!! Don't pay your gas bill or your electricity bill, don't buy food. Buy this trinket from us, and think of wonderful magnificent queen and country !! That's a profit margin for us of 99.999% for us, but don't worry , we'll manage somehow. Next on our wonderfully majestic royal list, we have this saucer. Now, you could go to your local wilko and get a saucer for a pound or two, but don't do that. Come and pay us the insignificant, paltry, trivially small sum of £70, and get this super royal saucer from us. which is shaped like the ufo this lizard queen came to this planet on WOW Isn't this just amazing, royally amazing so And to go with your saucer how about a couple of old spoons, these real stainless steel ones might set you back a quid or two, but you can purchase them from your ever-loving royal store for just £45. AMAZING ROYAL VALUE !! WOW !!! That how much we love. That's how much the queen loves you. Please purchase. Please note: We accept all forms of payment, cash, cheques, credit cards, All payments must be rothschild's family friendly and approved so they can get a cut of the royal unbelievable action. I am sure you are going to love the spoons and to go with them with have this old hamper full of out-of-date goods. Tuck into these stale treats fresh from the overflowing royal bins: The price has been heavily discounted as we are loyal and religiously public servants and are always thinking of you first the wonderful sheep - honest we are - why are you lookng at me like that for. Next we have for you a 50 pence coin, but we are only going to charge you just £7 for it. Isn't that absolutly amazing: You give is £7, and we give you 50 pence in return !! You can't get a better deal than that. Another no-brainer for you not to think about and just quickly purchase, is this lizard lips picture. Now, i know what you are thinking: I know you can grab any old magazine and snip a picture of the royals out for free, but don't do that. Come to your patriotic and wonderful royal store and buy this picture from us for the one-off unbelievable astounding price of just £47. That's right: fourty seven insignificant pounds Please note, to address all the many complaints we have received, the picture is not out of focus, she really does look like that: And as we love you the sheep so much - just so much ! we are offering you a bit of old rag to wrap around your baaing and trotting head on the cold winter days, which you should see a lot of with no gas or electricity on. Now, i know and we all know you can nip out to the shops or markets and pick up a scarf for a pound or two. But please do not do that. Those stupid scarves are just utter rubbish. Instead buy this super regal majestic scarf from us, your favourte and ever-loving royal store, at the heavily-discounted super-reducded price of just £150. I know you are staring at the screen and amazment and your eyes are watering, but it honestly is true, we are charging you £150 - So come down to your royal store, and see what we think of you Tbf I am a bit of collector so if one those landed out of a back of a lorry I may keep it won't be rushing to buy it though and I get your point mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti Facts Sir Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 Rodders, fire up the van! We're gonna be millionaires, my son. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaujangles Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 34 minutes ago, Anti Facts Sir said: I'm not sure that would have been his thing! Maybe a pair of multicoloured boxers or a mens G String??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti Facts Sir Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 Mental wipe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaujangles Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Anti Facts Sir said: Mental wipe! lol...as long as you didnt use a disinfected wipe or sanitizer, I'm ok with that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluke Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 6 hours ago, Anti Facts Sir said: Rodders, fire up the van! We're gonna be millionaires, my son. If one should happen to fly through an office window and land in my lap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shake Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Here's my bunting... Happy jobilee! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Owl Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 On 5/18/2022 at 8:55 AM, jack121 said: Next we have for you a 50 pence coin, but we are only going to charge you just £7 for it. Isn't that absolutly amazing: You give is £7, and we give you 50 pence in return !! You can't get a better deal than that. I've seen shit like this before and it always gets the same reaction from me. You may pay £7 for this 'limited edition' 50p coin but at the end of the day, as legal tender, what is it worth? 50p. That's all. What a fucking rip-off and the saps fall for it every time. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack121 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 (edited) On 5/18/2022 at 5:42 PM, Fluke said: Tbf I am a bit of collector so if one those landed out of a back of a lorry I may keep it won't be rushing to buy it though and I get your point mate Even if it fell off the back of a lorry, i wouldn't take it. Let the pigeons shit on it and let the dog rip it to bits - that's what i would do Urgh!! I mean, can you imagine bringing an evil photo of lizard lips queenie poo home with you, you'd be the lauging stock of the entire neighbourhood, people would think you were fuckin gay, or nwo and best friends with bill gates, you wouldn't be able to live it down, especially on this forum - i'd be first to take piss out of you I can just imagine me walking around my living room and that ugly old hag's eyes following me around everywhere i go, all day and night, 24/7 I'd be fucked. I wouldn't be able to take it. i'd run off to the ozzie and shove the satan juice in: Kil me ! Kill me now !! Anything to get away from that old ugly slag hag bag paedo parasite professional scrounger. Edited May 20, 2022 by jack121 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluke Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 6 minutes ago, jack121 said: Even if it fell off the back of a lorry, i wouldn't take it. Let the pigeons shit on it and let the dog rip it to bits - that's what i would do Urgh!! I mean, can you imagine bringing an evil photo of lizard lips queenie poo home with you, you'd be the lauging stock of the entire neighbourhood, people would think you were fuckin gay, or nwo and best friends with bill gates, you wouldn't be able to live it down, especially on this forum - i'd be first to take piss out of you I can just imagine me walking around my living room and that ugly old hag's eyes following me around everywhere i go, all day and night, 24/7 I'd be fucked. I wouldn't be able to take it. i'd run off to the ozzie and shove the satan juice in: Kil me ! Kill me now !! Anything to get away from that old ugly slag hag bag paedo parasite professional scrounger. Grow up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaujangles Posted May 31, 2022 Author Share Posted May 31, 2022 Not up on this....which day is the actually Jubilee being celebrated? I cant imagine many on here will be buying the Jubilee knick-knacks and hanging the flag...but I think it may be an excuse for a few beers..and street parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaujangles Posted May 31, 2022 Author Share Posted May 31, 2022 You can buy a corgi puppet on a stick... I'm sure they will be snapped up in a heartbeat - https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/06/01/corgi-queen-platinum-jubilee/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheConsultant Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 12 minutes ago, Beaujangles said: Not up on this....which day is the actually Jubilee being celebrated? I cant imagine many on here will be buying the Jubilee knick-knacks and hanging the flag...but I think it may be an excuse for a few beers..and street parties. I am not sure which day the official celebration is to be honest... However, I would love to know the percentage of people who are actually celebrating the queen vs how many are thinking "4 day piss up ?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaujangles Posted May 31, 2022 Author Share Posted May 31, 2022 3 minutes ago, TheConsultant said: I am not sure which day the official celebration is to be honest... However, I would love to know the percentage of people who are actually celebrating the queen vs how many are thinking "4 day piss up ?" hehe absolutely... I'm guessing the latter will get the higher percentage...but... you never know :-) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheConsultant Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 Just now, Beaujangles said: hehe absolutely... I'm guessing the latter will get the higher percentage...but... you never know :-) ah I really don't know...I have seen far too much Union Jack bunting. Is it just me or does bunting sound wrong? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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