whatthefoxhat Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Norfolk police?...I've had dealings with them in the past and every time i watch 'Hot Fuzz' i'm reminded of them....All ex tractor pilots and cabbage kickers,surprised their patrol cars aint John Deere tractors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaujangles Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 26 minutes ago, Nemuri Kyoshiro said: Must confuse the cottagers. That time-honoured British tradition favoured by Ted Heath and Tony Blair (sorry, Charles Lynton), if brought to an end, would cause untold suffering. I guess we can expect little hobbit huts to spring up in the woods or lay-bys eventually, with combination locks on the doors... 099 for two and 999 if their lucky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaujangles Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 On 5/1/2022 at 2:03 AM, Mikhail Liebestein said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10771349/Norfolk-Constabulary-issues-inclusive-language-list-37-sexual-identities-genders.html Norfolk Constabulary releases 'The + in LGBT' document for use in public Using 'Gender bread person', officers are told of 37 genders and sexual identities Critics have since panned the decision a 'complete waste of taxpayers' money' So narrowing that down a bit.. Gender Identity is Male, Female or a bit of each which depends how you will have a bit of the other. Gender expression is a case of ie. wearing heels or not or whether you clench your fist or flap your wrist etc Biological Sex - Boils down to if you have a natural sex organ to copulate - or Intersex ( a combination of the two) where you can pretend you have a respective m/f organ and interpretsex it whichever way you like... as biological organs don't really mean much any more. Sexual Orientation has been misspelled... should be Sexual Disorientation, because the confusion around the Gender issue leaves you completely bewildered. Unless of course you are a basic male or basic female, in which case Run Run as fast as you can - you dont want to be caught by the Genderbread Clan. Sorry, couldnt help it...so sick of this BS. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddsnsods Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Im on maternity leave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Liebestein Posted May 19 Author Share Posted May 19 4 minutes ago, oddsnsods said: Im on maternity leave. Those lactation glands seem to be developing well! All good nutrition for baby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sock muppet Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 I went on holiday there once, so i now have 38 reasons not to go back, cheers Norfolk it was rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddsnsods Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 I choose not to chest feed my non binary podling Bill Gates GM soy baby formula. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Liebestein Posted May 20 Author Share Posted May 20 8 hours ago, oddsnsods said: I choose not to chest feed my non binary podling Bill Gates GM soy baby formula. Did I commit a gender faux pas earlier referring to lactation glands? Though I suppose a faux pas is better than a faux gender!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthblast Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 On 5/20/2022 at 9:35 AM, Mikhail Liebestein said: Did I commit a gender faux pas earlier referring to lactation glands? Though I suppose a faux pas is better than a faux gender!!!! "Non Gender Specific Liquid Cis-Infant Suitable Nutrient Mixing And Secretion Biological Subsystem Which Them/They Person-Entities With Penises - Removed Or Present- Also Have From Natural Birth And/Or Abortion" Please get your terminology right in the future Mr Liebestein... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Liebestein Posted May 21 Author Share Posted May 21 4 hours ago, Truthblast said: "Non Gender Specific Liquid Cis-Infant Suitable Nutrient Mixing And Secretion Biological Subsystem Which Them/They Person-Entities With Penises - Removed Or Present- Also Have From Natural Birth And/Or Abortion" Please get your terminology right in the future Mr Liebestein... I hang my head in shame and will submit myself to a public pillorying on Twitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthblast Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 27 minutes ago, Mikhail Liebestein said: I hang my head in shame and will submit myself to a public pillorying on Twitter. Appologize to Grand Moff Musk immediately, citizen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Liebestein Posted May 24 Author Share Posted May 24 On 5/21/2022 at 6:14 PM, Truthblast said: Appologize to Grand Moff Musk immediately, citizen. And as a token sacrifice a daughter to the new free NHS female to male conversation service. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10847183/Outcry-NHS-creates-new-service-offer-female-male-surgery-free.html ....or with the cost of living crisis a trip to the local butcher to purchase a pork sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Liebestein Posted May 25 Author Share Posted May 25 On 5/24/2022 at 8:09 AM, Mikhail Liebestein said: And as a token sacrifice a daughter to the new free NHS female to male conversation service. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10847183/Outcry-NHS-creates-new-service-offer-female-male-surgery-free.html ....or with the cost of living crisis a trip to the local butcher to purchase a pork sausage. Ah here we go @Truthblast. A female converting to a male apparently needs a special device as per this article: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10854229/Transgender-male-born-female-sex-three-women-using-prosthetic-penis-dark.html What is the point of a prosthetic penis? Reminds me of this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Liebestein Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 Apparently Norfolk are behind the times and are not quite at woke as the civil service https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10862653/Whitehall-goes-woke-Civil-Service-recognises-100-genders-forces-non-binary-network.html Whitehall goes woke: Civil Service recognises more than 100 genders, forces staff to have a 'non-binary network', ditches 'mother' and 'father' in emails, and holds a Trans Day of Remembrance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sit down, Waldo Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Had post this week...think it was from Nat West...that was addressed to Mx, not Mr. First time I've noticed this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Liebestein Posted May 29 Author Share Posted May 29 Crown Estate staff get guide to LGBTQIAPK gender and sexual identity acronym as bosses try to foster an 'inclusive environment' for workers https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10864389/Crown-Estate-staff-guide-LGBTQIAPK-gender-sexual-identity.html Bosses trying to foster an ‘inclusive environment’ for staff have compiled a nine-page guide on gender and sexual identity that includes the acronym ‘LGBTQIAPK’ – standing for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer/questioning, intersex, asexual, pansexual and kink. The organisation’s ‘LGBT + Glossary of Terms’, lists more than 70 different words and phrases, including many in common use such as gay, homophobia, trans and even drag queen. But others are less known and more controversial. They include ‘down low’, referring to men of colour who identify as heterosexual but who engage in homosexual acts, and ‘gender outlaw’, described as a ‘person who refuses to be defined by the conventional definitions of male and female’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Liebestein Posted May 29 Author Share Posted May 29 Transgender murderer is caught having drunken sex with a female inmate as prison bosses launch urgent probe https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10864613/Transgender-murderer-caught-having-drunken-sex-female-inmate.html Despite having male genitalia, the killer, 43, was permitted to serve their sentence at HMP Bronzefield, in Ashford, Surrey The trans inmate allegedly got drunk on illegal home brew when they had sex with the younger prisoner in a cell Killer has been moved 16 miles away to HMP Downview, which has its own transgender wing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Liebestein Posted June 22 Author Share Posted June 22 They need to bring back those old police boxes. Both BT and Dr Who are ahead of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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