Truthblast Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Why did the World Trade Center cross the road? Its fireproofing had been left on the other side... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sock muppet Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endfreemasonscum Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 33 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. No way that's coincidence. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endfreemasonscum Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? Do your own damn research! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthblast Posted March 19, 2022 Author Share Posted March 19, 2022 How did Saddam attack Pearl Harbor? The earth is flat. He just had to fire in a straight line. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zarkov Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Not a joke but a parody RICHIE FROM BOSTON - RFB RELEASES SECRET CLASSIFIED INFORMATION https://www.bitchute.com/video/3TLlympM3Wmh/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCP Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy1033 Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, JCP said: Best joke here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gone Fishing... Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 Charlie Veitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthblast Posted March 21, 2022 Author Share Posted March 21, 2022 Why do politicians read off of prompters? Because that is where the REAL speech is concealed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyBlueEyes Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Q: Why did the Fluoride drinker stare at the orange juice? A: Because it said "Concentrate" Q: What would you do if a Fluoride drinker threw a hand grenade right at you? A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back. Q: How do you get a Fluoride drinker to stay in the shower all day? A: Lend them your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat". Q: How do you keep a Fluoride drinker busy for hours? A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 (edited) 2020-2021 You cannot see friends or family and you must maintain a two meter's distance between yourself and others at all times! 2022- Please take in as many Ukrainians as you can! My Neighbour Dave just died of covid, luckily he was fully jabbed or it could have been a lot worse! I THINK I'VE GOT MONKEY POX OH, WHAT SYMPTOMS HAVE YOU GOT? NONE, LUCKILY I'M ACHIMPTOMATIC. Say what you like about Vladimir Putin, at least he brought an end to the pandemic! It's all wrong about blacks and gays getting all the acting parts, my friend Steve is a white lad and a part time actor he gets lots of work in adverts and soaps, this year alone he's played a shoplifter, three different muggers, a villain in a police line up and a burglar in a burglar alarm advert! There's a silent K in the word MONKEYPOX! BILL GATES 2022. When I was a kid the local papers used to call their births, marriages, and deaths columns =HATCHED, MATCHED AND DISPATCHED! Now they're called= HATCHED, MATCHED AND BAD BATCHED! Edited December 29, 2022 by Mr Crabtree 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyBlueEyes Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 An alcoholic, a pot head & a Fluoride drinker in a chatroom discussing life.... the alocholic says "I found a packet of ciggerettes under my daughter's bed, I did not realise she smoked". The pot head said "I found Bottle of vodka under my daughter's bed, I did not know she drank". The Fluoride drinker said "that's nothing I found condoms under my daughter's bed...I did not know she had a penis" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kj35 Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 (edited) Deleted. Too close to home . Edited December 31, 2022 by kj35 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyBlueEyes Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 A Fluoride drinker starts a new job in an office and could not help noticing the guy on the opposite desk pouring out coffee from a metal cylinder.. The Fluoride drinker lets curiosity get the better and asks "What is the metal cylinder for?" The guy replies "It's a thermos flask. for keeping hot thing hot and cold things cold" The next day, the guy on opposite desk noticies that the Fluoride drinker had a brand new flask on there desk so he asks "I see you got one also, what have you got in yours then?" The Fluoride drinker replies "2 cups of coffee for the morning & 2 ice pops for the afternoon" The Fluoride institute for Smartish Thinkers voted the Thermos flask as the most inteligent piece of technolgy in the world as it does not need programing to know to keep hot things hot and cold things cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 It was Christmas Eve and Bill sat in his armchair listening to the carol singers outside his front door, when they'd finished he opened the door, gave them all a mince pie, and a twenty pound note each! The lady leading them 'oh thank you so much, are you sure though? It is rather a lot of money'? Bill replied 'it's my pleasure, fifty years I've been here and it's the first time ever I've had carol singers here at the lighthouse'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Have you heard about the new flatbread conspiracy theorists? They're out to convince all naan believers My brother hates candles and he thinks they were created as part of a government conspiracy He's an anti-waxer What's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth? Currently, about 6 months... .. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyBlueEyes Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner. "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a 1000 Pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the flouride drinker from Birmingham, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture taken." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Funny sketch on conspiracy theorists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 (edited) On 1/1/2023 at 10:36 PM, SkyBlueEyes said: Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner. "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a 1000 Pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the flouride drinker from Birmingham, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture taken." I was actually a missionary in Brum for many years, until the bus fares went up ten Ruppee's over night! I still own a seafront apartment there, that I bought off David Icke many years ago! On a very, very clear day you can stand on the balcony and STILL not be able to see the Isle of Wight! Edited January 11 by Mr Crabtree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Owl Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 On 1/11/2023 at 12:33 AM, Mr H said: Funny sketch on conspiracy theorists I don't actually find this JP Sears bloke that funny, certainly doesn't appeal to my own contorted sense of humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the reverend Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 A man goes to heaven and God says to him. "i will give the answer to your most asked question". The Man says who shot JFK. God replies " A lone gunman, Lee Harvey Oswald. The shot came from the book depository. The man replied I wouldn't have believed the conspiracy went this high. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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