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The Hollywood attack on the straight white male continues whilst also maintaining fear of the coronavirus....!

 

This time they've completely fucked up James Bond.  He is now a family man making breakfast for his kid. Gone are the days of him being a womanising deadly secret assassin. 007 is now a black woman (We've been expecting you Ms. Bond!). The bad guy's secret weapon is a VIRUS that people unwittingly carry around with them for the rest of their lives that can only kill certain individuals/groups of people that it is programmed to.... (It also happens to have been stolen from a top secret Government lab).... And this film was said to have started production BEFORE the "pandemic"!  🤔🤔🤔🤔 

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42 minutes ago, Incontinentia_Buttux said:

**Contains spoilers**

 

The Hollywood attack on the straight white male continues whilst also maintaining fear of the coronavirus....!

 

This time they've completely fucked up James Bond.  He is now a family man making breakfast for his kid. Gone are the days of him being a womanising deadly secret assassin. 007 is now a black woman (We've been expecting you Ms. Bond!). The bad guy's secret weapon is a VIRUS that people unwittingly carry around with them for the rest of their lives that can only kill certain individuals/groups of people that it is programmed to.... (It also happens to have been stolen from a top secret Government lab).... And this film was said to have started BEFORE the "pandemic"!  🤔🤔🤔🤔 

I'm a big Bond fan but I'm not looking forward to seeing this, they destroyed Star Wars, Star Trek Doctor Who and now Bond, I think since Daniel Craig took over it has been going downhill , no more busty babes in bikinis coming out of the water, instead it was Craig in his speedo's, no more colourful Bond movie posters , everything is so fucking serious now, Bond is finished, it will interesting to see who takes over, at least we have the DVDs of Connery and Moore to watch , the good old days when life felt normal , now it's a fucking living nightmare.

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1 minute ago, Sexpistol50 said:

I'm a big Bond fan but I'm not looking forward to seeing this, they destroyed Star Wars, Star Trek Doctor Who and now Bond, I think since Daniel Craig took over it has been going downhill , no more busty babes in bikinis coming out of the water, instead it was Craig in his speedo's, no more colourful Bond movie posters , everything is so fucking serious now, Bond is finished, it will interesting to see who takes over, at least we have the DVDs of Connery and Moore to watch , the good old days when life felt normal , now it's a fucking living nightmare.

Agree with you 100 per cent.  They're turned Bond into a chic-flick.  Star Trek is dead to me as well.  And now Bond.  Like you say at least we can still watch Connery and Moore for some heterosexual adventure escapism.

 

P.s. If you want true Star Trek made recently watch the Orville!

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27 minutes ago, Incontinentia_Buttux said:

Agree with you 100 per cent.  They're turned Bond into a chic-flick.  Star Trek is dead to me as well.  And now Bond.  Like you say at least we can still watch Connery and Moore for some heterosexual adventure escapism.

 

P.s. If you want true Star Trek made recently watch the Orville!

Star trek the next generation was the best series +the spin off films. The JJ Abrahams films i thought were also good. I agree connery and moore were the best bonds.

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its ovious why this film was delayed many times. they went through the whole script to changed every mention of the word virus,  to weapon or bioweapon.

 

They've made Q a homeosexual he now reminds me of the scientist from breaking bad Gale, and there's a sinister moment in the film when the russian says to the black 007 woman I could wipe out your entire race if I wanted and she replys to him and kills him can't rememeber what she said.

 

Other than the usual nlp was a cosy river side chat between bond and his boss where they said the people "dont want freedom they want to be told what to do"

 I just laugh when I see all the programming they put in this big movies as I see right through it all. However many people just suck it all up.

 

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this article is a joke

 

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No Time To Die: Daniel Craig's final Bond film gets five-star reviews

scroll down half the page and some film critics from the independant give it three stars and say its too long etc.

however as the bbc is so eager to get everyone to see the film as its packed with gov sponser nlp it's main news they've been finding bond stories all day asking football managers etc

 

 

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48 minutes ago, factJack said:

however as the bbc is so eager to get everyone to see the film as its packed with gov sponser nlp it's main news they've been finding bond stories all day asking football managers etc

 

the solution is simple: don't go and watch it at the cinema and don't give them any of your money

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50 minutes ago, factJack said:

 there's a sinister moment in the film when the russian says to the black 007 woman I could wipe out your entire race if I wanted and she replys to him and kills him can't rememeber what she said

 

'not if i get you first whitey' ***bang*** (satire)

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8 minutes ago, Macnamara said:

 

should be sam heughan or henry cavell.....but only if bond was properly kick ass otherwise it would be lame

 

I think they will cast a black man next, just got that hunch. Although reading some comments online a few folk think Dan Stevens would be a good choice. Yes he who was in Downton Abbey! Now, don't snigger- he is versatile and done some dark roles. 

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23 minutes ago, itsnotallrightjack said:

I think they will cast a black man next, just got that hunch.

 

if they want a black spy franchise then they should make it and call it '008' but James Bond of the Ian Fleming novels is a white male and shouldn't be over-written.....that's just a hostile move because bond is a specific character with his roots in the cold war (arguably the second world war as that is when fleming was an intelligence officer)

 

23 minutes ago, itsnotallrightjack said:

Although reading some comments online a few folk think Dan Stevens would be a good choice. Yes he who was in Downton Abbey! Now, don't snigger- he is versatile and done some dark roles. 

 

sam heughan has more physical presence and i reckon could play a character with an edge given the chance......plus he's scottish! lol

 

here he is lifting a manhood stone....lets see your boy do that!

 

 

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8 hours ago, factJack said:

 

 

Other than the usual nlp was a cosy river side chat between bond and his boss where they said the people "dont want freedom they want to be told what to do"

 

I had actually forgotten that that bit was in the film but I remember now.  This film is definitely blatant programming of the masses.  Went to see the film during a weekday at 10am of the morning, cinemas are usually dead then but this film was packed out, the hype is doing its job and the sheep will swallow the program.

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14 hours ago, Macnamara said:

 

should be sam heughan or henry cavell.....but only if bond was properly kick ass otherwise it would be lame

After watching Dracula I think Claes Bang should be the next Bond , but like you say it has to go back to the way it used to be .

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18 hours ago, Macnamara said:

 

the solution is simple: don't go and watch it at the cinema and don't give them any of your money

It's all very well saying that but when it's a film/character/tv series you love from childhood that has been completely hijacked and transformed into something unrecognisable it's like and old friend has betrayed you and the powers that be have found another way to try to grind you down!

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4 hours ago, Greenhulk50 said:

After watching Dracula I think Claes Bang should be the next Bond , but like you say it has to go back to the way it used to be .

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Not a bad choice. Good masculine features. No woke bullshit.

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39 minutes ago, Nobby Noboddy said:

Dude.

Big shoulders, held back so you cant see how much wider than the hips they are.

Long arms, square jaw.

Dude.

I have to agree. Never saw the appeal of 7 of 9.  She never smiled either, she was in constant bitch face mode.  Counselor Troi from TNG, Jadzia Dax (with her hair down) from DS9 and Yeoman Rand from TOS are the ones for me!

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