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6 minutes ago, bamboozooka said:

bye bye byeden, new fake president in the morning.

25th amendment incoming

wheres kameltoe, still zapped in nam?

I'm surprised that they didn't oust him months ago, citing his accelerating cognitive decline. Even back in April, the clown couldn't read a teleprompter without stumbling.

 

Seems a bit OTT to be engineering this mass slaughter as a means to replacing him, though it's not unusual for any contrived event to have multiple agendas.

 

If Harris gets the job, they'll have to get her replaced by the time of the next election - even blue dyed Democrats despise her. Though I suppose (on reflection) that even Satan himself would be preferable to Trump.

 

And there's always Dominion to give a helping hand.

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Notice how Harris is on a diplomatic mission overseas, when Joe makes a bigger fool of himself no mud will stick. Welcome madam president Harris, USA will follow Australia revoke gun laws and no fighting back. 

 

 

 

 

 

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For a full week, the media subjected us to tales of the Taliban takeover of Kabul, with harrowing pictures of desperate crowds congregating at the airport, giving crying babies to soldiers... Then incredibly, like al-Qaeda, ISIS re-emerge from nowhere to bomb their fellow Muslims. There is scant footage of the alleged attack or it’s aftermath, only political rhetoric on the consequences of this “barbaric” act of terror. The claim that US soldiers died is sufficient to demand retaliation. So, I guess wherever ISIS are supposedly based, will get bombed. This in turn will instigate a 9/11 style attack on our “democracy” (what a joke) which they appear to be priming us for, in the near future.

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3 hours ago, Velma said:

For a full week, the media subjected us to tales of the Taliban takeover of Kabul, with harrowing pictures of desperate crowds congregating at the airport, giving crying babies to soldiers... Then incredibly, like al-Qaeda, ISIS re-emerge from nowhere to bomb their fellow Muslims. There is scant footage of the alleged attack or it’s aftermath, only political rhetoric on the consequences of this “barbaric” act of terror. The claim that US soldiers died is sufficient to demand retaliation. So, I guess wherever ISIS are supposedly based, will get bombed. This in turn will instigate a 9/11 style attack on our “democracy” (what a joke) which they appear to be priming us for, in the near future.

You can be sure of it.

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The language of the quotes atrributed to BoJo and Sleepy Joe piqued my attention...

 

BJ: "We will move HEAVEN and EARTH to get everyone out of Afghanistan" (paraphrased)

 

SJ: The perpetrators of the Kabul *attack* "do not deserve to live on this EARTH".

 

Strange things to say. Must be code.

 

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1 hour ago, Anti Facts Sir said:

The language of the quotes atrributed to BoJo and Sleepy Joe piqued my attention...

 

BJ: "We will move HEAVEN and EARTH to get everyone out of Afghanistan" (paraphrased)

 

SJ: The perpetrators of the Kabul *attack* "do not deserve to live on this EARTH".

 

Strange things to say. Must be code.

 

Nah.... Those pair are too thick to be able to speak in code!

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On 8/25/2021 at 12:03 AM, Basket Case said:

 

 

That could have been your tagline under your name but the forum dropped that feature unfortunately.

 

Know any good songs about burning orphanages ?

 

😉 

I am going to ignore again any replies from the chuckle brothers for now at least, no time!

 

Hey, no-one told I was having to crack some jokes, but I am happy to oblige!

 

Here is one that I am certain that you, of all people, will like. It's not mine, it is from David Baddiel (I can hear Golden Roastie sighing already, stick with it!)

 

It goes like this;

 

An Auschwitz inmate who survived the camp, dies later of old age. He goes up to meet his God. God says to him, 'Tell me a funny story about Auschwitz'...and the chap proceeds to recount a humorous tale, no doubt involving swimming pools and the like.

 

Once he has finished his story, God looks at him and say......'That is not funny'. 

 

The chap turns to God and says,  'Well, I guess that you just had to be there'.

 

Amusing on so many levels, especially in these surroundings.

 

I'm here all week.

 

 

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englishman, irishman, scotsman and an afghan on a train

irishman takes a sip of guinness and throws it out the window

what you do that for asked the englishman

we got so much guinness we can do what we want with it.

scotsman takes a sip of whisky and throws it out the window

what you do that for asked the englishman

we got so much whisky we can do what we want with it.

englishman throws the afghan out the window

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3 hours ago, bamboozooka said:

englishman, irishman, scotsman and an afghan on a train

irishman takes a sip of guinness and throws it out the window

what you do that for asked the englishman

we got so much guinness we can do what we want with it.

scotsman takes a sip of whisky and throws it out the window

what you do that for asked the englishman

we got so much whisky we can do what we want with it.

englishman throws the afghan out the window

Surely the Afghans would be more at home in Scotland anyway.... Wee Jimmy Cranky Nicola Sturgeon would welcome them as a workforce, there are more mountains there and Glasgow is a complete shit-hole like Kabul.

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