Afghanistan - Back to Square One

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6 minutes ago, bamboozooka said:

bye bye byeden, new fake president in the morning.

25th amendment incoming

wheres kameltoe, still zapped in nam?

I'm surprised that they didn't oust him months ago, citing his accelerating cognitive decline. Even back in April, the clown couldn't read a teleprompter without stumbling.

 

Seems a bit OTT to be engineering this mass slaughter as a means to replacing him, though it's not unusual for any contrived event to have multiple agendas.

 

If Harris gets the job, they'll have to get her replaced by the time of the next election - even blue dyed Democrats despise her. Though I suppose (on reflection) that even Satan himself would be preferable to Trump.

 

And there's always Dominion to give a helping hand.

[bamboozooka]

this is small fry to what they are going to do when the maricopa audit findings come out

[oddsnsods]

Real shit.

 

 

[eddy64]

12 plus American service men dead plus all those poor afghans, looks like isis is just starting their attack.

[Finerain]

Notice how Harris is on a diplomatic mission overseas, when Joe makes a bigger fool of himself no mud will stick. Welcome madam president Harris, USA will follow Australia revoke gun laws and no fighting back. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Incontinentia_Buttux]

10 hours ago, oddsnsods said:

Real shit.

 

 

Basically Joe Biden has armed and payed the Taliban, why would you leave all that money and weaponry behind if you knew for a while you were pulling out of the country? The whole thing stinks.

[EnigmaticWorld]

[Velma]

For a full week, the media subjected us to tales of the Taliban takeover of Kabul, with harrowing pictures of desperate crowds congregating at the airport, giving crying babies to soldiers... Then incredibly, like al-Qaeda, ISIS re-emerge from nowhere to bomb their fellow Muslims. There is scant footage of the alleged attack or it’s aftermath, only political rhetoric on the consequences of this “barbaric” act of terror. The claim that US soldiers died is sufficient to demand retaliation. So, I guess wherever ISIS are supposedly based, will get bombed. This in turn will instigate a 9/11 style attack on our “democracy” (what a joke) which they appear to be priming us for, in the near future.

[bamboozooka]

the fact the taliban just strolled into cabal without any shots fired must have woke up millions

[Truthspoon]

52 minutes ago, bamboozooka said:

the fact the taliban just strolled into cabal without any shots fired must have woke up millions

 

No, the TV will tell the what to think about it all.

[Useyournous]

Do these Afghan refugees have respect for our Pontins customs of getting canned up and starting mass brawls?

[EnigmaticWorld]

7 minutes ago, Useyournous said:

Do these Afghan refugees have respect for our Pontins customs of getting canned up and starting mass brawls?

 

Lol. They're going to be in for a shock indeed.

[Anti Facts Sir]

3 hours ago, Velma said:

For a full week, the media subjected us to tales of the Taliban takeover of Kabul, with harrowing pictures of desperate crowds congregating at the airport, giving crying babies to soldiers... Then incredibly, like al-Qaeda, ISIS re-emerge from nowhere to bomb their fellow Muslims. There is scant footage of the alleged attack or it’s aftermath, only political rhetoric on the consequences of this “barbaric” act of terror. The claim that US soldiers died is sufficient to demand retaliation. So, I guess wherever ISIS are supposedly based, will get bombed. This in turn will instigate a 9/11 style attack on our “democracy” (what a joke) which they appear to be priming us for, in the near future.

You can be sure of it.

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1 hour ago, Useyournous said:

Do these Afghan refugees have respect for our Pontins customs of getting canned up and starting mass brawls?

The state the Pontin's sites are in these days they'll think they've been transported to Beirut!!!

[Incontinentia_Buttux]

Now the Covid "pandemic" is dying off the time is ripe for the "terrorist" attacks to start again.  Got to keep the little people scared.  I reckon there's going to be a big one... 9/11 scale.

[Anti Facts Sir]

The language of the quotes atrributed to BoJo and Sleepy Joe piqued my attention...

 

BJ: "We will move HEAVEN and EARTH to get everyone out of Afghanistan" (paraphrased)

 

SJ: The perpetrators of the Kabul *attack* "do not deserve to live on this EARTH".

 

Strange things to say. Must be code.

 

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1 hour ago, Anti Facts Sir said:

The language of the quotes atrributed to BoJo and Sleepy Joe piqued my attention...

 

BJ: "We will move HEAVEN and EARTH to get everyone out of Afghanistan" (paraphrased)

 

SJ: The perpetrators of the Kabul *attack* "do not deserve to live on this EARTH".

 

Strange things to say. Must be code.

 

Nah.... Those pair are too thick to be able to speak in code!

[Anti Facts Sir]

52 minutes ago, Incontinentia_Buttux said:

Nah.... Those pair are too thick to be able to speak in code!

LOL....a script perhaps.

[bamboozooka]

fake news media has rebranded isis for them

IS-K

Who are IS-K?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-58333533

 

sounds like some new cereal

[Useyournous]

IS-K Just when you thought you'd heard it all. Wonder what atrocities they can computer generate? Terrorist cells at Pontins?

Edited August 28, 2021 by Useyournous
can't instead of can

[Incontinentia_Buttux]

Isis Special K sounds like a branch of the security services as well as a breakfast cereal.  I thought how it was strange how we hadn't heard of this new group before - until this fuck up in Asscrackistan.  Did they suddenly appear or where they there all along?

 

[eddy64]

probably the name for all the isis prisoners that were in the Bagram airbase prison that they just up and left unguarded afaik. supposed to be run by the afghan army but also says its us run.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parwan_Detention_Facility

[Strummer101]

On 8/25/2021 at 12:03 AM, Basket Case said:

 

 

That could have been your tagline under your name but the forum dropped that feature unfortunately.

 

Know any good songs about burning orphanages ?

 

 

I am going to ignore again any replies from the chuckle brothers for now at least, no time!

 

Hey, no-one told I was having to crack some jokes, but I am happy to oblige!

 

Here is one that I am certain that you, of all people, will like. It's not mine, it is from David Baddiel (I can hear Golden Roastie sighing already, stick with it!)

 

It goes like this;

 

An Auschwitz inmate who survived the camp, dies later of old age. He goes up to meet his God. God says to him, 'Tell me a funny story about Auschwitz'...and the chap proceeds to recount a humorous tale, no doubt involving swimming pools and the like.

 

Once he has finished his story, God looks at him and say......'That is not funny'. 

 

The chap turns to God and says,  'Well, I guess that you just had to be there'.

 

Amusing on so many levels, especially in these surroundings.

 

I'm here all week.

 

 

[bamboozooka]

englishman, irishman, scotsman and an afghan on a train

irishman takes a sip of guinness and throws it out the window

what you do that for asked the englishman

we got so much guinness we can do what we want with it.

scotsman takes a sip of whisky and throws it out the window

what you do that for asked the englishman

we got so much whisky we can do what we want with it.

englishman throws the afghan out the window

[Incontinentia_Buttux]

3 hours ago, bamboozooka said:

englishman, irishman, scotsman and an afghan on a train

irishman takes a sip of guinness and throws it out the window

what you do that for asked the englishman

we got so much guinness we can do what we want with it.

scotsman takes a sip of whisky and throws it out the window

what you do that for asked the englishman

we got so much whisky we can do what we want with it.

englishman throws the afghan out the window

Surely the Afghans would be more at home in Scotland anyway.... Wee Jimmy Cranky Nicola Sturgeon would welcome them as a workforce, there are more mountains there and Glasgow is a complete shit-hole like Kabul.