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Quite often I hear something and think to myself 'there's a joke in there'. So here are some lines or setups and let's see if anyone can make a joke out of them.


  • A Memory Foam Matress with Amnesia.
  • A 'Woke' SJW with narcolepsy.


Please make a joke or write a setup and let's see what we cone up with.


We all need a good laugh.

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Patrick was explaining to Michael:


"I had a whole chocolate orange stuck in my mouth for 2 weeks,it took a full week to melt!"


"So how come it lasted 2 weeks if it melted in 1?"


"My Girlfriend asked me what happened after it melted,so I showed her!"


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