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Greta Thunberg

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On 1/24/2023 at 5:18 PM, rebornsteve said:




This is now the new way of getting plastic surgery, they set fire to your face and then,  put out the flames by repeatedly hitting your face with a large, flat shovel, of course this procedure is in the early developement stages yet, and can send some people cross eyed if you hit them too hard!😆 This face is the result of the midwife using butter pats instead of forceps during a difficult birth!


The midwife took one look at the baby, and then, slapped the mother!🥴 There are unconfirmed stories that when Greta was born, she screeched like an owl and shot up the curtains, and it took three days to coax her down with a banana, first of all, they tried a yellow banana, but eventually coaxed her down with a green one!🤫

Apparently, her mother Malena was quite disappointed because she'd been hoping for a girl, but decided to make the best of  bad situation and took the child home with her in a puppy cage!🤫🐕‍🦺


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On 6/26/2022 at 8:29 PM, alexa said:



On 8/23/2022 at 1:56 PM, Golden Retriever said:

Thunberg did not appear organically, she or he was chosen



Yes and we pay too little attention to her parents while she's in the spotlight. Who are they? 😉

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