Mr Crabtree Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 (edited) On 1/24/2023 at 5:18 PM, rebornsteve said: Hmmm This is now the new way of getting plastic surgery, they set fire to your face and then, put out the flames by repeatedly hitting your face with a large, flat shovel, of course this procedure is in the early developement stages yet, and can send some people cross eyed if you hit them too hard! This face is the result of the midwife using butter pats instead of forceps during a difficult birth! The midwife took one look at the baby, and then, slapped the mother! There are unconfirmed stories that when Greta was born, she screeched like an owl and shot up the curtains, and it took three days to coax her down with a banana, first of all, they tried a yellow banana, but eventually coaxed her down with a green one! Apparently, her mother Malena was quite disappointed because she'd been hoping for a girl, but decided to make the best of bad situation and took the child home with her in a puppy cage! Edited April 25 by Mr Crabtree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Crabtree Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 On 6/14/2021 at 11:36 PM, itsnotallrightjack said: Still hasn't been through puberty by the looks of her. In actual fact she recently tweeted that she'd just found her first curly pubic hair, and she would NEVER buy another pizza from there again! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleP Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 On 6/26/2022 at 8:29 PM, alexa said: On 8/23/2022 at 1:56 PM, Golden Retriever said: Thunberg did not appear organically, she or he was chosen Yes and we pay too little attention to her parents while she's in the spotlight. Who are they? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaticWorld Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 4 minutes ago, DaleP said: Yes and we pay too little attention to her parents while she's in the spotlight. Who are they? They like these shirts, so commies? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti Facts Sir Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 Whoa that looks too close to ANTIFACTSIR for comfort (Or maybe that's the tight fit). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaticWorld Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 Lol. Fortunately most people just say 'Antifa'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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