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Missed the Boat


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A preacher went out fishing by himself in the ocean one day. Not knowing much about boats, he had no idea what to do when the engine caught fire and destroyed the little boat. He was treading water when a boat came by, and the woman on board asked, “Do you need some help?”

“No, my dear,” said the preacher, “the Lord will save me, but thank you.”

The woman shrugged and went on. A little while later another boat stopped and asked the preacher if he needed help. The preacher again said no, the Lord would rescue him. Not long after, the preacher grew tired and sank down below the water’s surface.

When he arrived in heaven, he asked God, “How come you didn’t rescue me?”

To which God replied, “Are you serious!? I sent you two boats!”

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