Seconal 109 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 (edited) As I've pointed out before, I was social distancing before it became popular. Although I am a very social and high spirited individual, there is a point at which, much like the rest from sleep, I require absolute solitude. I believe the best relationships are well spaced ones, for absence makes the heart grow fonder. It is said 'Hell is being stuck in a room with your closest friends', and I can very well believe it to be true. Should a loving yet ultimately misguided female deign to become my companion, then to her surprise there will be two beds and indeed two bedrooms. Now upon the night in question one would invite ones love to join them in sharing the delights of contorted passions, unexplainable noises and several unusual uses for Scuba gear, however when man has had his way with woman they may retire to separate beds that he may get some damn peace. So here I shall begin this Thread with 3 of my most hated Traits. Doesn't like watching the same movie again, ever. A noisy eater and snores. Has an annoying Donkey laugh. I have literally no idea why I'm single... Edited February 7 by Seconal 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seconal 109 Posted February 7 Author Share Posted February 7 What 3 traits annoy you? What 3 traits are a deal breaker? What 3 traits make someone a bad person? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fluke 1,263 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Not sure about bad person but probably the exact 3 traits you have lined out. Cant stand people that eat with mouths open and you hear that smacking sound. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seconal 109 Posted February 8 Author Share Posted February 8 (edited) Uggh, my cat makes that sound licking herself, makes me cringe. That's why I put snoring and eating together, close your bloody mouth you Horse. I like people in small doses, before I get bored and they annoy me. Oh and the bad person thing was a joke, coz they can make you get so angry at them. Edited February 8 by Seconal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EnigmaticWorld 4,634 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Solitude is prison to those with an empty mind. The decadent, whose very identity is cosmopolitan. A popular culture zombie, continually craving their daily infusion of propaganda. Solitude, for those awake, is the time of deep reflection on how to move forward. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
allymisfit 480 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 On 2/8/2021 at 3:13 AM, Fluke said: Not sure about bad person but probably the exact 3 traits you have lined out. Cant stand people that eat with mouths open and you hear that smacking sound. Oh I hate it too! I remember a colleague from years ago who made the most vile noise when he ate...well, actually there were two of them like it at the same time in the staff room!! It made me so uncomfortable, I used to get so worked up haha!! I'd go and eat my lunch in the snow if it meant peace from that revolting noise. Eeww. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seconal 109 Posted February 10 Author Share Posted February 10 Yeah that sound, I think it reminds me the sound of Fellatio and it makes me super uncomfortable hearing it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Captainlove 146 Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 1. Lying 2. Exaggerate 3. Betrayal This is key in my world. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CosmoGenesis 109 Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Any sort of botox People with shrill voices Big feet on women Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Basket Case 3,605 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 On 2/15/2021 at 7:06 PM, CosmoGenesis said: Big feet on women Do you mean Women 'on' Big Feet. Or literally a pair of feet put on top of women ? BC 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CosmoGenesis 109 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Yeah their trotters. Cant be like big slappy fish not in proportion to their body Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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