Seconal Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 (edited) As I've pointed out before, I was social distancing before it became popular. Although I am a very social and high spirited individual, there is a point at which, much like the rest from sleep, I require absolute solitude. I believe the best relationships are well spaced ones, for absence makes the heart grow fonder. It is said 'Hell is being stuck in a room with your closest friends', and I can very well believe it to be true. Should a loving yet ultimately misguided female deign to become my companion, then to her surprise there will be two beds and indeed two bedrooms. Now upon the night in question one would invite ones love to join them in sharing the delights of contorted passions, unexplainable noises and several unusual uses for Scuba gear, however when man has had his way with woman they may retire to separate beds that he may get some damn peace. So here I shall begin this Thread with 3 of my most hated Traits. Doesn't like watching the same movie again, ever. A noisy eater and snores. Has an annoying Donkey laugh. I have literally no idea why I'm single... Edited February 7, 2021 by Seconal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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