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Didn’t fill out the 2011 one had no intention of doing so. Had a young man with his official looking badge turning up on my yard advising me that his office hadn’t received a response from my address.

I just had a census guy knock on my door. I've not seen them before and I thought it maybe a delivery driver. He introduced himself and said that they've not received a census from me I said "okay" an

CommonSense101 has only posted in this thread and only about the census.   Looks like a paid government shill. Joined the day after the deadline.

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7 hours ago, greenheart said:

I'm considering that I might not want to complete this census; is there a way to do so without being incriminated?

 

According to wikipedia it has now been delayed until march 2022. And there are probably exemptions, although I cant seem to find that information anywhere. If they fine you, refuse to pay it

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i don't know but i once had a thought....if they wanted to gather everyones DNA for a database they could just analyse the sticky strip of the census envelope when its sent back as most people lick the envelope to glue it shut

 

ever since then i don't lick the envelope

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On 12/28/2020 at 8:45 PM, Macnamara said:

i don't know but i once had a thought....if they wanted to gather everyones DNA for a database they could just analyse the sticky strip of the census envelope when its sent back as most people lick the envelope to glue it shut

 

ever since then i don't lick the envelope

I never lick envelopes and remember when you had to wet postage stamps.

 

Imagine if you still had to do that,the muzzleteers would wet themselves everytime a birthday card dropped on the doormat!

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14 hours ago, Foggy Dewhurst said:

I never lick envelopes and remember when you had to wet postage stamps.

 

Imagine if you still had to do that,the muzzleteers would wet themselves everytime a birthday card dropped on the doormat!

 

well we are getting to census time again....as a precaution don't lick the envelope!

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On 2/11/2021 at 6:59 PM, Macnamara said:

 

well we are getting to census time again....as a precaution don't lick the envelope!

 

I seem to recall at the last census in 2011, I was able to complete this online, no licking involved.

 

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If you need help, we’ve got it covered. We will have an online help area on our website and offer help by phone, webchat, email, social media or text message.

We’re also encouraging people to get help from friends and family to complete their census.

If it’s safe and within government guidelines, we will also be opening Census Support Centres to help people fill in their online questionnaire.

from: https://census.gov.uk/about-the-census/the-census-during-the-coronavirus-pandemic

 

"If its safe" - this still tickles me to this day, of course its bleeding well safe! 😄

 

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After Census Day, at the end of March and into April, our census field officers will be visiting households from which we’ve not received a completed census form. They will encourage people to complete the census and help you to access further help if you need it. Our field officers will never need to enter your house.

Our field officers will be working in the same way as a postal or food delivery visit. They will be wearing Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) and working in line with government guidance.

 

I remember the days when people would just randomly turn up at peoples houses (double glazing salesmen, charity collectors, Jehovah's Witnesses etc) and nobody would think twice about having to wear 'Personal Protective Equipment'. What kind of 'normal' are we heading towards...

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Didn’t fill out the 2011 one had no intention of doing so. Had a young man with his official looking badge turning up on my yard advising me that his office hadn’t received a response from my address. Told him that was mighty odd as l had indeed posted it on. He scratched his head agreed that the postal service was slow, offered me another form to fill out and resend. That form went straight onto the muck heap. Will be following the same recipe again this time around.

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I had a letter today from the Office for National Statistics regarding the 2021 Census. I have previously just put names of the household on a paper form. This letter has a code and it takes you to an online form. This questionnaire requests a lot of personal information, information I am not comfortable giving and I question what is done with this. There was a box asking me for details of what my job involves even, I found I could go to the next page leaving that blank. I don't like this obsession with collecting personal data the government and other organisations have. The letter states, 'you must complete the census by law or be fined up to £1,000'. What really is the legal position here? What can actually happen if this isn't completed? I answered questions about myself then logged out at the point I was being asked personal questions about others in the household. 

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"You must answer to your best abilities" (at the time) unfortunately you were under the weather and not quite clear headed so you accidentally put in the information in the wrong spots or you misinterpreted the questions.

But you did comply with "the law" of the elected ones as best as you could at that time.

 

Now that that is over don't you feel better knowing that you did your part ;-)

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I just posted about this as a new topic earlier. I had a letter about the 2021 census today, there is a code in the letter taking you to an online form. There are many questions, asking for a lot of personal info. I have not completed a census before, seemed to be an unnecessary level of info requested. Even questions addressing gender change. I was born female, and I'm still female. It seemed possible to skip questions, I didn't fill out the box detailing what I did in my job, was enough to be asked where I work and what my job title is without giving more info. The letter states the census must be completed by law or you could be fined up to £1,000. After completing my section I gave nothing other than names of others in my household then logged out, that being the only way to not give further details. Expect I might be pestered to give more details. Back in 2011 I was in a student accommodation block, I don't know what information was collected about me at that time if anything. 

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Interesting thread. I was just sitting down to look into the whole census malarkey and naturally looked here first ;-)

 

A few thoughts in no particular order:

  • I am a sovereign living human. What the hell are you asking me all this crap for and what LAWFUL (as opposed to "legal") reason could you have for wanting it from me? I do not contract with tosspots. I am beyond the stupidity of your small-minded blinkered constructs of who or what you think I am.
  • Thinkest thou that having a census during a plandemic with a prison mentality (Problem-Reaction-) "Solution" running concurrently is just a coincidence?
  • If anyone feels the need to fill in the form, remeber that they will usually ask you to state who is in your house on the DAY of the census. Why not get a critical mass of people to all include Dominic Cummings as being present? He does get around during lockdowns after all. LOL.  Other candidates would be Martin Bormann, Lord Lucan, Enoch (whom God "took") etc. etc.
  • Liked Allya's response above. Answer idiots at your door with idiocy in kind. Insist they also keep their social distance if they do call and then claim that you can't hear them as you have poor hearing and have been locked down with a shit load of alcohol and Custard Creams. Ask them if they are Jehovah's Witnesses. If they say no, ask them if they'd like you to show them the way to being one. If they decline your kind offer, suggest a Custard Cream instead. If they ask you to complete it online, tell them your computer has a REAL virus but you can't get a technician to call as they are all locked down because of a make-believe one. You don't own a phone with internet capabilities (absolutely true in my case.... best "sacrifice" I ever made). Ask them continually to speak up and to wear a mask then complain you can't hear them through the mask at distance. If they speak louder, ask them to stop threatenng you simply because you aren't transgendered!

Etc.! Etc.!

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On 2/24/2021 at 11:12 AM, Allya said:

Didn’t fill out the 2011 one had no intention of doing so. Had a young man with his official looking badge turning up on my yard advising me that his office hadn’t received a response from my address. Told him that was mighty odd as l had indeed posted it on. He scratched his head agreed that the postal service was slow, offered me another form to fill out and resend. That form went straight onto the muck heap. Will be following the same recipe again this time around.

I'd go a step further and rant about loss of personal data and quote GDPR and demand that he finds out what happened to it.

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Suggest that, while a census form MAY have arrived at your address, you have not taken receipt of it yourself as you have a ravenous dog within who you personally suspect may be slightly apeshit and possibly COVID positive. Offer to show the official the dog as "evidence" of your claim. Tell him the dog "won't touch him". Smirk as you do so. (Optional: have home-schooled kids primed to make wolverine like noises upon hearing you say a codeword at the door. ("Custard Creams" is my personal suggestion but it is also my personal safe word during Friday night "Boom Boom" time. (With my own wife. I'm not a COnservative, FFS!).

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Upon noticing the badge, do NOT allow him/her/it to have a chance to speak before you sheepishly ask if he is here about the noisy dogging/Satanic ritual. If he says no, winkingly acknowledge that they all say that and that his/her/its secret is safe with you. Do NOT allow him to steer the conversation back to the census. Keep talking about dogging and self-flagellation whilst eyeing his/her/its crotch. Enquire if they are transgendered. If they say no, explain that it's getting harder to tell and you can no longer tell by smell alone as your medication withdrawal is having curious effects, even to the extent of making Piers Morgan look shaggable. (Suggestion: Use Katie Price if you are yourself female).

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Finally, piss yourself non-chalantly. Wipe your fingers over your wet crotch whilst reaching out and asking for another form to replace the one Tizer ate. Ask also to borrow a quill or, failing that, at least a pen. Remind him that the Marquis de Sade, whom you admire deeply, wrote much of his erotica using a mixture of his own blood and faeces whilst imprisoned. Ponder aloud what HIS census form might have looked like. Ask if you think your newfound inability to detect trannies by smell is possibly a sign that you have the deadly Moronavirus. Ask him/her/it if they wouldn't mind testing you "while they are there" as you have got cotton buds in the larder "just like the ones on TV/the tube". Ask why they want all this personal information about you and your family and how you would know they are not actually a potential sex attacker. If they appeal to the authority of their badge, challenge them to prove they didn't print and laminate it themselves. Ask them for some quid pro quo on the old information exchange like their partner's place of work and job title. Tell them you will only use the information to meet heir partner at work to verify THEIR identity. Ask again if they are sure they aren't transgendered or at least wandering through a dream that they are not when in waking consciousness they actually are. Ask how come they are not locked down. If they say that they are essential workers, ask them could they not just post the forms out.....

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oh... we can literally ignore this? But seriously, they haven't even addressed it to a name of someone in our household, so I am left wondering how they would legally track you down? or pin you as the person who was supposed to be fined?

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5 minutes ago, quebec wazler said:

oh... we can literally ignore this? But seriously, they haven't even addressed it to a name of someone in our household, so I am left wondering how they would legally track you down? or pin you as the person who was supposed to be fined?

 

I have never filled one in .... they all end up the same as BC's one :)

They will send another and then some twat comes round and knocks on the door

 

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You have a choice at that point ....

don't answer the door ....

answer, stare at them and then close the door ....

answer, tell them you don't live there and close the door ....

answer, tell them what you really think, argue until they wander off or just close the door ....

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Never been fined .... just threats!

 

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The population figures help work out how much money is allocated to that area from  central government - Thats why a lot of local authorities had a thrombi last Census when thousands of people had been missed off the census

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I signed up to this forum regarding this. Yes back on Harris's forum a lot of people ignored it and they sent around a load of brownshirts but eventually didn't do shit. I think there were too many people ignoring it. I came back here to see if anyone else is going to ignore it this year because it seems anti-establishment sentiment is at an all time low. However glad that some are already gearing up for the fight.

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2 hours ago, LaoTzunami said:

I signed up to this forum regarding this. Yes back on Harris's forum a lot of people ignored it and they sent around a load of brownshirts but eventually didn't do shit. I think there were too many people ignoring it. I came back here to see if anyone else is going to ignore it this year because it seems anti-establishment sentiment is at an all time low. However glad that some are already gearing up for the fight.

Hi LT. Replied to you on the other thread and sent you a link to https://forum.davidicke.com/index.php?/topic/16071-uk-census-21-march-2021/&tab=comments#comment-241943

 

I think it should be treated with the derision it deserves. If we can get enough people to put it where it belongs, we might even develop the "critical mas" for a fat-berg that blows Downing Street sky-high ;-) 😇

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If they want to find out everything about people's lives, they should start by giving them their lives back. Reopen society and fuck off.

 

We had 3 of those Public Health England letters, trying to snoop on whatever "activities" myself and my family were doing during Lockdown. Again, fuck off.

 

I've got enough on my plate without more bloody forms to fill in, about things they have no right to ask about.

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