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A game for nutty conspiracy theorists involving short descriptions and 'likes'.

 

Each player has to say in a short phrase something the coincidence theorists assured everyone could never happen here but actually did.

 

Flat netwotk topology style points system where the winner is the person who says the phrase that gets the most thumbs up, hearts, etc as platform dictates.

 

Ready steady, go ...

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Mandatory self immolation upon news of being a dirty, awful, nasty pusbag - more germs and bacteria than meat and bone.

 

And don't get me started about chewing. Mashing that sustinence- DISGUSTING. And then there's that sexy thing. ULGH you people. 

 

Please don't forget to like this post. I'd like to win.

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Now you mention it, I'm about to be transformed into a pirate. I haven't been intoxicated for over a year but seeing how its christmas and for the first time in a long time Im not working, Im about to crack open a bottle of ahar me harties!

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1 minute ago, - TZC - said:

Mandatory self immolation upon news of being a dirty, awful, nasty pusbag - more germs and bacteria than meat and bone.

 

And don't get me started about chewing. Mashing that sustinence- DISGUSTING. And then there's that sexy thing. ULGH you people. 

 

Please don't forget to like this post. I'd like to win.

I was expecting more like "cctv cameras on public streets" but hey, "steph has some rum"

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9 minutes ago, Steph said:

Now you mention it, I'm about to be transformed into a pirate. I haven't been intoxicated for over a year but seeing how its christmas and for the first time in a long time Im not working, Im about to crack open a bottle of ahar me harties!

 

 

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Just now, Basket Case said:

"Steph hasn't drunk any alcohol for a year" 

I havent had booze for a leap year but I have had some strange tasting tobacco over a year ago.

 

You guys are dumped until Im sober. Im off tor the fun places.

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Just now, - TZC - said:

Ah right, could never happen. Sorry I didn't read the rules correctly.

 

I can't think of anything the crazies said would never happen. Thanks for the thread!

It has to have happened though. I mean 'throwing jews in the oven' hasnt happened yet (not that we would know in a censorship/propaganda lockdown) but things that have come to pass they said 'could never happen here' while mihop. Like "automated location tracking of civilians".

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4 minutes ago, Steph said:

It has to have happened though. I mean 'throwing jews in the oven' hasnt happened yet (not that we would know in a censorship/propaganda lockdown) but things that have come to pass they said 'could never happen here' while mihop. Like "automated location tracking of civilians".

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Start off confident, make the moves I practiced, realise they aren't going across the way I intended, get confused, lose the room, just another day at the orifice.

 

Quietly backs out.. Tries to forget it happened. Life skills by TZC

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