Steph Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 You ever notice that political parties don't really do anything until they get elected where they then bin all their promises and move on with the same god forsaken agenda as the party they've replaced? It always attracts the kind of people who want to be in charge of people mixed in with a few people getting over the fear of human rights abuses at the hands of the system who are mostly managed by Sir Humphrey Appleby who doesn't want the subsidies for the opera's to be put on hold for some piddling thing like making sure the homeless don't freeze to death this winter. I've got a better idea. Why not create a political party which has absolutely no intention of winning but carries out its policies in its campaigning rather than once it gets elected. The various people involved in the party would put themselves up for election but present themself in the most horrific manner possible that anyone who ever did vote for them would be classified as having some kind of mental health disorder like criminal insanity. We wouldn't even have to create our own policies, just steal the worst policies of the other parties and present them in the most unendearing terms so as to cut through the honey coated bullshit and just say what the policies would actually mean. Raise up some swastika looking symbol and relate our disappointment that current politics is failing because we have overpopulation and not enough abortion facilities and research into how best homosexualise the poor and middle class. People are living too long and there are old people who's organs could be put to better use reducing the national debt. We need more death and better propaganda if so many people are switching off their televisions and not buying into the latest revisions in public policy. If we don't kill more poor people, a crisis will be on our hands. Just take the policies that are getting pushed and attempt to sell them free from the glossy bullshit. It doesn't matter if they hate us, so long as they hate the policies and don't shoot us for being so ugly. We could promise to destroy the policies of the enemies of the party in huge oversized posters with the party fuhrer (blender 3d model) doing a wink. Keep the truth spread by word of mouth amongst people who have a suitable hate for what we appear to stand for and call forth the new master race to join us on our supreme march to jump off the cliff - parachutes for the most courageous nazis whos hearts are in it for a good reason. So who's up for oblivion today :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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