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Steph

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You ever notice that political parties don't really do anything until they get elected where they then bin all their promises and move on with the same god forsaken agenda as the party they've replaced? It always attracts the kind of people who want to be in charge of people mixed in with a few people getting over the fear of human rights abuses at the hands of the system who are mostly managed by Sir Humphrey Appleby who doesn't want the subsidies for the opera's to be put on hold for some piddling thing like making sure the homeless don't freeze to death this winter.

 

I've got a better idea. Why not create a political party which has absolutely no intention of winning but carries out its policies in its campaigning rather than once it gets elected. The various people involved in the party would put themselves up for election but present themself in the most horrific manner possible that anyone who ever did vote for them would be classified as having some kind of mental health disorder like criminal insanity. We wouldn't even have to create our own policies, just steal the worst policies of the other parties and present them in the most unendearing terms so as to cut through the honey coated bullshit and just say what the policies would actually mean. Raise up some swastika looking symbol and relate our disappointment that current politics is failing because we have overpopulation and not enough abortion facilities and research into how best homosexualise the poor and middle class. People are living too long and there are old people who's organs could be put to better use reducing the national debt. We need more death and better propaganda if so many people are switching off their televisions and not buying into the latest revisions in public policy. If we don't kill more poor people, a crisis will be on our hands. Just take the policies that are getting pushed and attempt to sell them free from the glossy bullshit. It doesn't matter if they hate us, so long as they hate the policies and don't shoot us for being so ugly.

 

We could promise to destroy the policies of the enemies of the party in huge oversized posters with the party fuhrer (blender 3d model) doing a wink. Keep the truth spread by word of mouth amongst people who have a suitable hate for what we appear to stand for and call forth the new master race to join us on our supreme march to jump off the cliff - parachutes for the most courageous nazis whos hearts are in it for a good reason.

 

So who's up for oblivion today :D

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Sounds like an interesting idea - here's another one: why don't we play the secret societies at their own game. We can start a secret society - get our people into positions of power using the other secret societies but keeping our society more secret than there's and then cause their downfall from the inside - we would be able to cock up all their plans before they had a chance for fruition. A bit like what those decent presidents done who were Mason's but who exposed the cabal. 

 

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how about if the conspiracy/ truth seeker/  awakened / alternative /icke fans  attempt to register as a new religion?

For example, star wars fans attempted to get classification after the 2011 uk census declared Jedi was the 7th most popular religion.

 

The religion could forbid vaccination and other stuff like facial recognition/ mask wearing basicly anything these psychopaths want to impose, could be circumvented due to "beliefs"

Conspiracy theorist would now have impunity from being riddiculed and any "hate speech" coming from sheeple.

 

 

 

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Canada is a 'red-headed step-child of the UK' so this id Canada's solution should  the citizens decide to take their country back from a corrupt political system. Our 2 parities make it appear that either Ontario of Quebec is running the show. For you it would  be the UK and France acting for the Bankers at the expense of the citizens of both countries.  We all have the same solution, making it workable takes the will of all the Citizens.

 

https://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts/r-4.7/FullText.html

An Act to provide for referendums on the Constitution of Canada

Her Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Senate and House of Commons of Canada, enacts as follows:

 

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10 hours ago, factJack said:

how about if the conspiracy/ truth seeker/  awakened / alternative /icke fans  attempt to register as a new religion?

For example, star wars fans attempted to get classification after the 2011 uk census declared Jedi was the 7th most popular religion.

 

The religion could forbid vaccination and other stuff like facial recognition/ mask wearing basicly anything these psychopaths want to impose, could be circumvented due to "beliefs"

Conspiracy theorist would now have impunity from being riddiculed and any "hate speech" coming from sheeple.

 

 

 

Should be an easy win if you are the only opposing party.

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On 12/23/2020 at 8:00 PM, Steph said:

You ever notice that political parties don't really do anything until they get elected where they then bin all their promises and move on with the same god forsaken agenda as the party they've replaced? It always attracts the kind of people who want to be in charge of people mixed in with a few people getting over the fear of human rights abuses at the hands of the system who are mostly managed by Sir Humphrey Appleby who doesn't want the subsidies for the opera's to be put on hold for some piddling thing like making sure the homeless don't freeze to death this winter.

 

I've got a better idea. Why not create a political party which has absolutely no intention of winning but carries out its policies in its campaigning rather than once it gets elected. The various people involved in the party would put themselves up for election but present themself in the most horrific manner possible that anyone who ever did vote for them would be classified as having some kind of mental health disorder like criminal insanity. We wouldn't even have to create our own policies, just steal the worst policies of the other parties and present them in the most unendearing terms so as to cut through the honey coated bullshit and just say what the policies would actually mean. Raise up some swastika looking symbol and relate our disappointment that current politics is failing because we have overpopulation and not enough abortion facilities and research into how best homosexualise the poor and middle class. People are living too long and there are old people who's organs could be put to better use reducing the national debt. We need more death and better propaganda if so many people are switching off their televisions and not buying into the latest revisions in public policy. If we don't kill more poor people, a crisis will be on our hands. Just take the policies that are getting pushed and attempt to sell them free from the glossy bullshit. It doesn't matter if they hate us, so long as they hate the policies and don't shoot us for being so ugly.

 

We could promise to destroy the policies of the enemies of the party in huge oversized posters with the party fuhrer (blender 3d model) doing a wink. Keep the truth spread by word of mouth amongst people who have a suitable hate for what we appear to stand for and call forth the new master race to join us on our supreme march to jump off the cliff - parachutes for the most courageous nazis whos hearts are in it for a good reason.

 

So who's up for oblivion today :D

I like that idea. Their policies without the gloss. People would be horrified until they realise that's exactly what they've been voting for all their lives.

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