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The coronavirus says "No, the man with the glasses is trying to steal a body part from the man with the big nose." The coronavirus saysthe mans tooth being human tissue belongs to the government and the man with the glasses is a sophisticated benefits cheat.

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The coronavirus says it plans to infect people of all colours and creeds worldwide and is not a racist, although the more puny influenza virus is a racist and a xenophobe. It says the name was chosen by looking at a random object in a room it was in while drunk. It has no specific plans to specifically target spain.

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