Steph Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Does anyone want to ask it some questions or make a complaint to the coronaviruses supervisor or such like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethel Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Steph said: Does anyone want to ask it some questions or make a complaint to the coronaviruses supervisor or such like? Yeah, my question is: how can you be channeled when you don't exist? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted December 15, 2020 Author Share Posted December 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ethel said: Yeah, my question is: how can you be channeled when you don't exist? The coronavirus is offended that you don't even acknowledge its existence. You've made it cry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted December 15, 2020 Author Share Posted December 15, 2020 The coronavirus has pulled itself together again but asks people to respect its celebrity status. It is afterall bigger than Oasis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingwang Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted December 15, 2020 Author Share Posted December 15, 2020 The coronavirus says "No, the man with the glasses is trying to steal a body part from the man with the big nose." The coronavirus saysthe mans tooth being human tissue belongs to the government and the man with the glasses is a sophisticated benefits cheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Why did you choose the name of a Spanish beer? Are you racist? What's wrong with JohnSmith Virus? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted December 21, 2020 Author Share Posted December 21, 2020 The coronavirus says it plans to infect people of all colours and creeds worldwide and is not a racist, although the more puny influenza virus is a racist and a xenophobe. It says the name was chosen by looking at a random object in a room it was in while drunk. It has no specific plans to specifically target spain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.