BlueSky 222 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 7 hours ago, numnuts said: Shake n' Vacc. And not forgetting Wash & Go :-D https://youtu.be/UPUQ76dJbI8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PerpetualBS 2 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 (edited) The most cringe worthy catch phrase for me is “Covid Safe”. It makes me want to repeatedly smash my head against a brick wall. A close second to this is “Due to Covid”. I get embarrassed on behalf of others for speaking like this. Edited January 2 by PerpetualBS Typo 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lamp Of Truth 292 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 The New Normal It's anything but normal and what most still haven't realised is that The New Normal is not meant to be temporary, it's meant to be permanent. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grumpy Owl 2,973 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 16 hours ago, PerpetualBS said: A close second to this is “Due to Covid”. I get embarrassed on behalf of others for speaking like this. At work, we sell products from the UK to customers all across the world. We get regular 'service updates' from our delivery partners (Royal Mail, Deutsche Post, DPD, Parcelforce, Fedex, DHL etc) informing us of issues with deliveries in other countries "due to Covid measures/restrictions". You'd be surprised how many people we get complaining "where's my delivery", and sometimes I really do feel like replying "do you not understand what is going on across the world?" I'm really sorry that it has taken over a month to get your parcel from the UK to the Phlippines/Australia/Peru etc but it is realy not our fault that every single government-controlled postal operator across the world has followed lock-step with all the coronavirus 'protocols' to ensure that delivery services are disrupted to the maximum. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
78ast78dgyad 112 Posted January 8 Author Share Posted January 8 (edited) "a major incident" these people are absolutely pathetic drama queens Edited January 8 by 78ast78dgyad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
78ast78dgyad 112 Posted January 8 Author Share Posted January 8 "we are not safe until we are safe" this is just silly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
78ast78dgyad 112 Posted January 11 Author Share Posted January 11 (edited) "You need a flu jab every year because flu mutates. Covid-19 has mutated. Erm, erm, erm, the vaccine will still work. just trust me." Edited January 11 by 78ast78dgyad 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarianF 2,474 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 (edited) Source: https://twitter.com/MattHancock/status/1350379076524122113 Edited January 16 by DarianF 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
78ast78dgyad 112 Posted January 24 Author Share Posted January 24 "Feeling tired is a symptom of Covid" "Coughing is a symptom of Covid" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
78ast78dgyad 112 Posted January 26 Author Share Posted January 26 take a vaxxie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
truther79 86 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 I'm a very, very patient and easy-going guy...but the following really get on my pip: Next slide please. Social distancing. Stay safe. Key workers. Ring of steel around the elderly. Protect the NHS. If you go out, people will die. Dishy Rishi. Covid secure. Any of the absolutely patronising and totally irrelevant sporting analogies by Penfold aka JVT at the press briefings. Light at the end of the tunnel. Anything by Matt Hancock. Thank you for that very important question (at press briefings). All in this together. New normal. Hands face space. Strange times. Weird times. Uncertain times. Lockdown life. Lifting the spirits of the nation. Captain Tom. Get it into people's arms. Anything by BBC news. Anything by Good Morning news. Long covid. Cases. Following the science. Guided by the science. If I write anymore my blood pressure will hit the roof. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
78ast78dgyad 112 Posted January 31 Author Share Posted January 31 "the kent variant" "the liverpool variant" "the manchester variant" this is silly and just nonsensical Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anti Facts Sir 484 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 All of them. Anything to do with this totally fabricated shitshow. Covidiot really gets on my wick though. As if that's something really clever to label anyone who hasn't fallen for the BS. Um, I'd suggest they're the last ones to call idiots. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarianF 2,474 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 "I'm double shotted" [ https://banthis.tv/watch?id=602626fe04b0c0018d2620b2 ] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
k_j_evans 99 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Just "THE" in front of science is enough to set me off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
numnuts 446 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Right, let's have another circuit breaker, just to be on the safe side. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grumpy Owl 2,973 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 The latest 'trend' I'm seeing now on Facebook is of people 'proudly' announcing "I've had the jab" Followed by the oh-so-predictable comments/replies along the lines of "well done you!", and all those stupid emojis/GIFs. STUNNING AND BRAVE! Virtue signalling at its finest... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Chinnery 256 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 BREAKING NEWS In the front of any covid nonsense headline. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarianF 2,474 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 40 minutes ago, Grumpy Owl said: The latest 'trend' I'm seeing now on Facebook is of people 'proudly' announcing "I've had the jab" Followed by the oh-so-predictable comments/replies along the lines of "well done you!", and all those stupid emojis/GIFs. STUNNING AND BRAVE! Virtue signalling at its finest... If one reads the product information* for either of the vaccines, one can only conclude that a person who takes these vaccines is both stunningly stupid and crazy brave. So technically it's correct. Stunning and brave. * (AstraZeneca) (Pfizer-BioNTech) (Janssen) (Moderna) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
78ast78dgyad 112 Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 "Separate the lunch hall into mask wearers and non-mask wearers" How the hell do you eat food with a mask?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chud 171 Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 What 'food' ? there'll soon be a small hole in masks for pills... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarianF 2,474 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 Long Covid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarianF 2,474 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 'vaccine shoppers' https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/coronavirus/attention-vaccine-shoppers-just-take-the-one-you-get-1.5341216 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarianF 2,474 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 #COVIDFighters Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarianF 2,474 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 "Covid non-believers" (Channel 9, Australia) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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