DannyUK Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 (edited) Just in, the latest from authorities. A new test for pussy's suspected of having Covid-19... Symptoms are coughing up hairballs, sneezing and intermittent purring when they just seem to me and you, to be the at their most content and have absolutely nothing wrong with them, appearing to inhibit the normal nature of being a pussy cat We need to crack down on this! You must download the track and trace app for cats providing you with an invisible technological leash to your pet 24/7, Pussywhipped... Pussywhipped - Look for this logo All our little hairy friends are going to be taken up to the outer limits of our atmosphere and led towards their exit out of a craft just like this one... If they land on all paws, they don't have Covid-19 and they won't need any further treatment and you can then collect your pussy cat from wherever it lands. Their location will be linked to a chip we will inject into them before throwing them overboard, you can locate them at your convenience via the 24/7 invisible leash, provided via the app "Pussywhipped". You can then take them back home with you and collect a free packet of Dreamies - you'll think you're dreaming, just like you're hairy little friend on cloud 9 - issued with every test, from your local Tesco Petrol Station, the only shop in town guaranteed to still be open 24/7 regardless of any curfews on every fucker else! Tesco Petrol Stations can also be located via the Pussywhipped App. If your cat no longer appears on the map, this means they died of Covid-19 or are MIA - Missing in Action. Let's all clap for those Pussy's fighting on the front lines we're all in this together! Marginalise anyone who says, thinks or feels differently, they're most likely either a Communist quisling desiring a state of fascism, or an Arab, threatening our rights and freedoms. Become emotionally entangled in this or forever hold your peace ✌ Stay Home - Protect the NHS - Save Lives - Clap for our Heros and all those Kamikaze Pussy's heading head over heels straight into oblivion, face first right back out their own arse. They're doing this to save you, from them. It's only fair, that the same be expected of you to save them, from you Otherwise, you obviously just don't love pussy enough and the RSPCA will be around to remove them from such selfish owners who fail to comply with our demands, for cruelty to animals and the failure to prevent the spread of Covid-19. Scientists Now Claim That Cats Must Be Quarantined With Owners There has been no actual evidence that COVID-19 is hopping at will from humans to animals and back to humans, but technocrat scientists are claiming that your kitty can take you down if you don’t quarantine them along with yourself. https://www.technocracy.news/scientists-now-claim-that-cats-must-be-quarantined-with-owners/ Dreamies Cat Advert - Now banned to stop the spread of Covid-19 https://youtu.be/ebSsReMHE0c Madness Redefined - When you can understand all of this, you will be ready Edited October 3, 2020 by DannyUK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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